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Jennifer, you'll always have to take a look at the previous day's entry, because I'm sometimes inclined to add to it, within the same day.

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I'm not amazed.

You know what I'm wondering? I'm wondering if something I said was behind today's announced resignation of Sarah Palin. You think? How could you? You haven't even see, here, the messages I was sending her, in months past.

The above blog entry was made on July 3, 2009.

I'm about to bore you again, with some technical details, Jen the Hen. You can stand it; read on.

I know you never worry about the possibility of your cars failing a smog test. I was worried about my van for the past two years, since the "service engine soon" light started coming on. I recently did some maintenance on the car (oil change and new spark plugs). Of course, that wasn't the reason for the light being on, in the instrument panel. It appeared, to me, that the fuel system needed repair. I was prepared to fix it myself, but ended up taking it to the shop. Just like I thought, the diagnostic showed it needed the fuel injectors replaced. Also, the fuel regulator (inside the upper intake manifold) was leaking heavily (inside the engine, causing poor fuel economy and blackened rear spark plugs). So, the fuel regulator, along with the fuel filter, was replaced also. Actually, he probably would have replaced the regulator, even if it weren't leaking, since it's built into the injector assembly. That bill came to close to $900.00. Today, I just took it for a smog certificate. It passed. This is one nightmare I've finally disposed of.

Another mechanical possibility intrigues me. If I had my own place to work on the van, I think I'd buy the four-wheel-drive parts for my van, and swap them into it. Four-wheel-drive was an option for my van, but mine didn't come with that option installed. I was going to do that kind of four-wheel-drive conversion on the postal jeep I used to own, but I ended up selling it instead, after owning it for some years. It had the steering wheel on the right. Can you imagine driving one of those? They're really easy to get used to, actually.

The above blog entry was made on July 2, 2009.

I just read The Phoenix Solution, by Vincent Bugliosi, who's now a jurist doctor, has "JD" after his name. As you should remember, he's the former prosecutor of the Manson trial, of 1969. This was the 5th book of his I've read, and I've got at least two other books of his on my reading list.

Again, as with Outrage (also by Bugliosi), The Phoenix Solution has painfully long, complex sentences, with parenthetical remarks longer than a typical footnote. Although I didn't like that style of writing, the book has worthwhile information in it, towards understanding the illicit drug situation in the U. S. In this book, he gives two extreme suggestions, for handling the "drug war." In addition, he gives good descriptions of the arguments for and against legalization of street drugs, and some historical insight on the idea of legalization. In truth, I also thought of these pro-legalization ideas, or at least many of them. It's refreshing to see someone else describe the situation that way, though. That section, chapter 5, reaffirmed my prior thinking on the subject. He also described decriminalization (making it a civil offense, rather than criminal). The other option he spoke of, was what they're doing in Holland, namely, leaving the laws on the books, but not enforcing them. I recommend this book to anyone who has taken, or who considers taking, street drugs. I especially recommend it to anyone who has sold, or contemplated selling, street drugs. Sellers, and prospective sellers, definitely need this book. It could save their lives, literally. Volume traffickers are eligible for the death penalty, if they sell above certain dollar amounts. That's one thing I learned from this book.

In this book, Bugliosi gave the distinct impression that he's NOT in favor of legalization, although he gave such good arguments for legalization. The main argument he gave for keeping street drugs illegal, is the "protecting people from themselves" idea, which I'm strongly opposed to. The idea he didn't emphasize, but which has far more merit, is the idea that cocaine is said to cause birth defects, when taken by the mother, during pregnancy. I'm not convinced that really happens. By the way, this book emphasizes mostly the cocaine trade, since that's the drug that's dominating sales. He did discuss the other street drugs, to some extent.

If you really want to know, I personally favor legalization.

I've been thinking, the last couple of days, how well-suited one of my new pieces of music is for use as a dirge (funeral music). If it's played in the dirge style, ie slow and solemn and funereal, it is so well-suited that it could pass as the definitive piece of funeral music. When I first had this music inspiration, I didn't plan on it being used at funerals, and my main style of it is more like pop music. If done funereally, it is unmistakably a dirge. What a timing coincidence, in the midst of all these celeb deaths lately, and with this particular piece being the one I've been intending to perform live, for the first time, in Los Angeles this month.

Back to The Phoenix Solution; Bugliosi enumerated eleven benefits of legalization of street drugs. I wanted to mention this, before moving on to other discussions.

The above blog entry was made on July 1, 2009.

Finally, they are starting to mention the drug possibility, in the Jacko death aftermath. That was one of the first things I thought of, upon talk of an autopsy. Now, I'm just waiting for the toxicology report (as much as eight weeks away), more than half-expecting some kind of drug-related cause-of-death to be announced, with regard to Jacko. We'll see.

The above blog entry was made on June 29, 2009.

At this moment, I have no idea what I'm about to put in this blog entry. I'll think a moment . . . Uh . . . it was awful hot today. I spied the thermometer reading 89 this afternoon.

I've been wondering if I should be less political in this blog. I don't want to discourage visits to this page. My political stuff has become one of the best features of this page. I'd hate for my politics to be discouraging visits to this page.

I'll soon have something interesting to comment on here, as always. I'm still working on it. Stay tuned, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on June 28, 2009.

Upon receiving another inquiry about the black Steve Bray thing, I just posted a clarification on a networking site, someplace. Here's that message:

This is to clear up any confusion about myself (white) and the black Steve Bray. Madonna was definitely associated with TWO (2) different Steve Brays, myself, for one, and the black one, for another. For your information, I was not the one who worked on Like a Prayer, True Blue and Into the Groove. I also had nothing to do with the Breakfast Club. I hope you're happy I'm mentioning this. I DID work with Madonna, and contribute original music to some of her albums, but I almost hate to mention it or detail it. My contributions went into her 1st, 2nd and American Life albums, even if the credits don't reflect completely accurately. I know this may be hard for you to believe, but the American Life stuff is from about 30 years ago, although, true to her assurance to me back then, she withheld that stuff all those years (I think to prevent me from getting any career benefit or money from the stuff). I wanted her to release that music right away, but she refused. That's the kind of person Madonna has been towards me. Additionally, "Steve Bray" was never a legal name of mine, but in the 1970's, I told Madonna I wanted to use it. It came to mind when I was considering what pseudonym I might want to use. That's where part of the Madonna-and-I curse got under way. Madonna appears to have done nothing to clear me of anything.

I'm really sick and tired of the issue, and I wish it were possible for it to go away, but apparently I'm stuck with it. I don't plan to much emphasize that old stuff, from here on out.

If you were having issues with that black Bray stuff, I hope this has straightened you out, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on June 25, 2009.

Shall I bore you with a technical detail? I shall. I just renewed this website's domain name, for another year. This website is about to turn 4 years old, early next month. Wish it a happy birthday. By the way, my birthday is also next month, July. You'd better wish me a happy birthday too, while you're at it. My birthday is July 28. I'm about to turn 51. Ouch; I'm further into my 50's.

Can you guess where my next live appearance will be, Jen the Hen? Just like the commercial, which says "we can just go to Staples," you can just ask me where.

The above blog entry was made on June 21, 2009.

Oh, Jen! I felt cuckoo for Coco Puffs, this afternoon. I went to my bank, to make a small deposit. As I approached the little stand, to fill out a deposit slip, I was immediately filled with the view of a lady, the only one standing in line, for the next teller. She was fiddling with her boot. She had on brown, suede mid-calf boots. She was also wearing tan-colored hot-hot-pants. And, who did she resemble? YOU, Jen the Hen. Whew! She looked casually my way, as she was about to pass me, as I stood at the little stand, contemplating the bank form. She continued on by, without pausing. She had on very large-lensed, light, brownish-amber-lensed sunglasses, the kind that would seem typical for a star. If that was you, Jen the Hen, I wish you'd have at least said "hi" to me. If you're going to go to the bother to cross my path still, we ought to at least find ourselves a cozy diner table to talk at. We both know we shouldn't be playing mere cat-and-mouse. It's been a long time for us, a lot longer than many marriages in your neck of the woods. I wasn't confident she was you, so I didn't say anything to her. On reflection, I regret not having querried something like: "Jen?" What could it have hurt? [Expletives, expressive of disgust with myself, omitted here.] Next time. Hopefully, very very soon, my Jen.

The above blog entry was made on June 20, 2009.

First, I want to get this out: There is no such thing as "man-made climate change." Barack's mom ought to grab Barack's ear, pull him over to the stack of proofs, which refute "man-made climate change," and give him a severe spanking. There is NO excuse using the mythical "man-made climate change" as a basis for laws. Such laws HARM the environment.

Now, here's what I especially want to say, this time. I just read Raging Heart, by Sheila Wells. As you might recall, that book was advertised on tv, months after the O. J. Simpson murder case hit the tv. I don't know if you've read it, but I recommend reading it. It's got a lot of names and places of interest. It gives a lot of Orenthal Simpson's background, from childhood onward. I used his Orenthal name, because he doesn't like it. Orenthal was a bad boy type, in the Portrero Hill neighborhood of San Francisco. His background is so bad, he and some of his associates are withholding some information about his distant past. I've read three books on the events leading up to the killings, and all three clearly paint a picture of Orenthal's guilt. Here's the three I've read so far:

Nicole Brown Simpson - The Private Diary of a Life Interrupted - by Faye D. Resnick
Outrage - by Vincent Bugliosi
Raging Heart - by Sheila Wells

There are a lot of books about that story, some of which are so low-quality that I wouldn't be particularly interested in them. A case in point is the one co-written by three of the Simpson murder case jurors. That one is said to reflect their erroneous interpretations. If I ever do read it, it will be to take a look at their LIES. Mark Fuhrman wrote a book on the story, too, which I haven't read, but would like to. Bugliosi described how the defense improperly made Fuhrman out to be a bad guy. If you want to know what I think about it, I believe Fuhrman staged the racial issue, for the purpose of freeing Simpson. How did Simpson get so lucky? The defense team (of course) was trying to free Simpson, AS WELL AS the prosecution team, and even Fuhrman! That isn't what Bugliosi said, but I believe it. I don't think Bugliosi would admit it, even if he were to believe it, and I'm not at all sure he doesn't believe it.

The above blog entry was made on June 19, 2009.

I'm back. It's been six days since my last blog entry. I was busy.

Here's today's surprise video: S U R P R I S E V I D E O .

Every so often, I have a jaws-themed dream. This morning I had another. In this one, a large, maybe 100-foot yacht, with a steel hull, was on the water. Some man ended up in the water. Needless to say, a shark was in the water. At some point in time, the man was floating, with part of his head bitten off. I drew near, as a ghost, and psychically picked up the most excruciating pain, almost beyond imagination. The man was screaming underwater, for no one to hear. I got the impression that maybe he was screaming through his throat, without a mouth to scream through. Ouch.

The above blog entry was made on June 16, 2009.

First, the big news. CNN reports, today, that a rooster has just been evicted in Miami.

I just read another book. This one is Outrage, by Vincent Bugliosi, the former Manson prosecutor. This is the second book I've read about the killing of Simpson's ex-wife, Nicole, and her friend, Ron Goldman. This is definitely the book to read on that story. I already believed O. J. to be guilty of killing them with his own hands, but this book has filled me in on a vast array of details, evidence, to support the belief. As Bugliosi himself said in this book, Simpson "is guilty beyond ALL doubt." I expect to be contacting the parole board, each time Simpson is considered for parole, to urge them to make him serve every last minute of his sentence. Since they must KNOW he's really the person who slaughtered Nicole and Ron, they must take advantage of this opportunity to keep him in prison to the bitter end.

The book described a array of evidence, which the prosecution both didn't present in court, or didn't present effectively. As a matter of fact, I believe Marcia Clark to have deliberately lost the prosecution's case, against Simpson, on purpose. That isn't what Bugliosi concluded in this book, but I believe it.

One more note about Outrage. Bugliosi's writing style, in this book, is tedious, in the extreme. It has painfully long run-on sentences, that leave one feeling fatigued, after sitting down with it for hours, reading it. That was the reason I was glad to finally get to the end, which at page 513, is a considerable trek, to get there.

Here are some additional facts, from the Simpson trial. Bugliosi claims the majority of lawyers, in the U. S., to be incompetent. He also claims that the prosecution, in the Simpson double murder case, was about the worst in history, maybe the very worst. I personally believe that the prosecution team DELIBERATELY let Simpson off, by doing an absolutely incompetent job of prosecuting that case. Bugliosi highlighted the idea, however, that the jurors, even if they wanted to be fair (in the interest of delivering justice for two murders), they were never presented the evidence they needed to see and hear, to be able to believe, beyond a reasonable doubt, that Simpson killed Nicole and Ron. Simpson did kill Nicole and Ron, beyond ALL doubt. I think that only a very rare person (maybe no one) would be able to believe Simpson to be innocent, after reading Outrage. I believed in Simpson's guilt, even before reading the book.

The above blog entry was made on June 10, 2009.

I've mentioned this briefly, recently, but it's something that must be emphasized. A federal district court recently held the Second Amendment to not apply to the states. The matter has been submitted to the Supreme Court. What this reasoning (the denying the applicability to the states, of a constitutional amemdment ) does is, in effect, invalidate the entire Bill of Rights, by extention; that is, if the Supreme Court were to concede this ludicrous ruling by the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit. What we have in the U. S., even in the Supreme Court, is the application of politics, in making judicial decisions, rather than using the real law. The politicians, judges included, are acting like a vast network of associated kings and queens, instead of like the civil servants they're supposed to be. This is another case in point, which I now cite, of the U. S. being de facto sneak communism.

The above blog entry was made on June 7, 2009.

I just heard something, on Conan O'Brien, tonight. Even your feet are making you money, now that you're in a rock-n-roll project called Chickenfoot, Jen the Hen? Actually, that's a group with Sammy Hagar. I couldn't resist mentioning it, with a name like that.

The above blog entry was made on June 6, 2009.

How unfortunate. The Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, of Vassalboro, Maine, burnt to the ground, yesterday, Wednesday morning. It just opened this year. I didn't even have a chance to visit. Well, the good news is that the owner is about to reopen, maybe in a trailer, to start with. What spooks me about this is the coincidence of the recent burning to the ground of the Barker Ranch, in the Death Valley area, which was Charlie's final hiding place, before he was arrested, the last time. Not only that, I learned, a while back, that that is what had happened the the Meyers Ranch as well, just a fraction of a mile from Barker Ranch, but that was earlier. I'm not sure when that one burnt. Coincidentally, his associates were reputed to live there, in those desert abodes, in the nude, much of the time.

This just gave me an idea. I'll take the bar exam, to become a licensed lawyer, to give me access to the legal system. Then, I'll work for nude rights, something that has had far too little support in politics and the legal community. The crazy incumbents have wanted to equate nudity to sex crime (like politicians have been doing for a long long time). They also want to pretend exposure to nudity to be mind damaging, which is absolutely fradulent and politically motivated. They also (the system, or establishment) want to define anything and everything within the experience of children to be either rape or abuse, which is completely fraudulent and politically motivated. All of the "health scares" and the "discovery of new diseases" are health myths, invented to fraudulently reinforce/support the idea, of nude rights "having to be denied." It's all the backbone and foundation of oppression, which originated in ancient times. The idea always has been fraudulent, and it must be disbanded in favor of personal choice. There is no possible excuse for hanging onto old oppressive modes of public management. This mode of oppression gained steam during the dark ages, and it should have COMPLETELY dissolved along with the dark ages.

It was suggested on tv, recently, that Barack include his middle name, Hussein, when referring to himself. A notable Muslim, on the tv news today, wrote off Barack, for wearing the Jewish skullcap and praying a Jewish prayer.

Speaking of Barack, I strongly suspect the political popularity polls to be routinely staged, faked, to make it believable for whomever to be "elected." Barack comes from the dirty politics capital of the country, namely, Chicago, Illinois. There is no politics dirtier. One must conclude Barack to be an imposter, a fake president. His associates also bespeak to this conclusion.

As a case in point, a federal court, in Illinois, just ruled the federal Bill of Rights to not be binding within the states. Well, if the Bill of Rights were not binding in the states, where on earth is it binding? This ruling was within the context of a Second Amendment case. Could there be an example of politics being dirtier than this ruling? I really don't think so. This settles the matter, as far as the dirtiness of Illinois politics is concerned. I told you so, Jen the Hen. Does the Bill of Righs matter? I believe so. One may wonder if that was the reasoning, used in that ruling, that's been used all along, with all wilful disrespect of people's rights, in all legal matters, all along, in the U. S. That's unforgivable. That "federal judge" is obviously illegitimate. That ruling is an absolute proof of his illegitimacy.

The above blog entry was made on June 4, 2009.

Here's today's surprise video: S U R P R I S E V I D E O .

The above blog entry was made on June 2, 2009.

Cameron Diaz is the cover story of today's Parade magazine issue. Her views about herself remind me of you, Jen the Hen. She said it's better to move on, rather than stay in a relationship one is not happy in. You've done plenty of moving on yourself. The time you moved on, that I'm not happy about . . . Need I say more?

Read today's Madonna blog entry. In it, I tell about the two books I just read, about the 1973 and 1974, black-against-white, Zebra murders, of San Francisco. You don't want to help the ethnics destroy the white race, do you, Jen the Hen?

The above blog entry was made on May 31, 2009.

The other day, I saw you in a tv report, about a chicken who was turning down frosted doughnuts, but was pecking away at an "oldfashioned doughnut." Didn't your mother or father ever sit you down, and make you eat the frosted ones too, Jen the Hen?

The above blog entry was made on May 29, 2009.

To understand what's wrong with having Barack in the Whitehouse, you need to understand the purpose and history of the black muslim movement. Their "New Mecca" is Chicago, which is the heart of dirty liberal politics in the U. S. That's not a trivial distinction, Jen the Hen. If you want to really know what the black muslims, and all blacks, are doing, read Zebra, by Clark Howard. It was published in 1979, about five years after the zebra crimes, as they've been called. No white person can want a black in office, if he knows what the blacks, and especially the black muslims, are dedicated to. One hears of white supremacy, but one needs to know about the idea of "black supremacy," a term really in use. The blacks are FAR MORE RACIST than the whites, on the average. It's clear that the Klansmen are motivated to not have a black in office. Well, EVERY white person is in the same boat, regardless of the fact that most whites seem to be oblivious to this FACT. Ignorance of this matter is not protection from the blacks. Keep this in mind. Now I know that the ACLU is a criminal organization, dedicated to the cause of the black muslims, at the expense of ALL whites. This can't be overemphasized. This discussion is supplemented in today's Madonna blog entry. Don't miss it.

The above blog entry was made on May 27, 2009.

Before I tell you about the dream I had today, I want to comment on your pooch, Norman, Jen the Hen. Can I joke about him here? But, this is just a joke? Well, I want to say that if that miserable little monster ever received me poorly, I wouldn't necessarily be wishing him all the best, if you know what I mean. I just read a little article, in Parade magazine, about how you let Norman decide to give John Mayer the boot. But you've had no intention of inviting me to your Beverly Hills mansion, anyway? You obviously think worlds more of it than you think of me?

Now, about that dream. You can read what I said about it, in today's Madonna blog entry.

Also, in case you're wondering, yesterday's surprise video is defective, but the sound still works, so you can listen to the information in it.

The above blog entry was made on May 24, 2009.

Here's today's surprise video: S U R P R I S E V I D E O .

The above blog entry was made on May 23, 2009.

Well, I just read another book. This time, it was The Myth of Helter Skelter. Now, don't dismiss this one, just because the title may seem a little suspicious, in concept. This book, which is only accessible online (I think), has the best treatment of motive, for that particular true crime story, that I've ever read. If you're truly an aficionado of literature on that case, you don't want to miss this one. I suggest reading it, while it's still available. Not having been printed (I think), it could disappear forever, without warning. This one is good, too.

The above blog entry was made on May 22, 2009.

My last dream, before I rose from bed this morning, was interesting. It was a repeater, that I dreamt before. I was slowly advancing across the landscape, like a ghost, taking in the scenery of apple tree orchards, with hills in the distance, in historic Georgia, home of the CSA. I found myself then moving through a residential area, where there were also lots waiting for new homes to be built. The land was terraced, waiting for the construction to start. Then I found myself at an area with towers, which was thought to be a water supply facility of some sort. A black man there was trying to make off with water, it seemed, and was holding what looked like a cooler's small, sealed compressor unit. He was told he couldn't have it, nor the water. I then found myself next to one of those narrow towers, looking straight down, at broken glasses, which I believed had been my glasses. Then I was wondering if they were reading glasses or sunglasses or what kind. They looked like mine, for a moment.

The above blog entry was made on May 21, 2009.

I got out and voted "yes," on all six statewide measures, 1A through 1F. I even read the voters' guide, except for the actual text of the measures. I was so busy with my own matters, I found myself in a mad rush to read the stuff on election day. I probably would have read the stuff last night, but I attended a school play festival, which didn't leave me time. Already, it clearly appears that the only measure to win was the state officials' pay freeze. Woe be to them, if they can't operate in the black.

I don't think many of my readers were dying of curiosity about this, but I did a little sleuth work, to determine what model of car Johnny Schwartz's 1959 Ford was. For those of you who aren't skelter story aficionados, that was the well-know murder-mobile. [Drum roll, now.] It was a Galaxie. I've never seen or heard mention of the fact, but that's what it was. I'm not sure the car still exists, but that's what it was. If it still exists, I'd like to own it, but I doubt that'd happen. It'd be a crying shame, if someone were to send it to the junkman. It was a museum piece, and should be respected as such. For that matter, I'd like to have any or ALL of the vehicles from that story: Sharon's Ferrari, both Hinman's VW transporter (van) and his Fiat, the commercial truck (with the generator, that was at the Spahn Ranch), both the school buses, Squeaky's VW beetle, Steven Parent's Ambassador, Charlie's VW transporter, Charlie's command dune buggy and all their other dune buggies, the Hostess bread/Twinkie van, Charlie's motorcycle, the Michigan loader, the 4-wheel-drive International, and all the other vehicles. That's not nearly all of them. The list seems to go on and on. It'd be a vehicle collection to make Jay Leno envious. I'm not sure he hasn't already collected any of them.

Well, I just read Animal Farm, by George Orwell. I think that story was related, in Orwell's mind, to his other political novel, Nineteen Eighty-Four. I can see a common denominator moral, between the two stories. It is: Revolution is futile; revolt will get you in a worse spot. Unfortunately, there is all too much historical truth in that moral, so far.

The above blog entry was made on May 20, 2009.

Be sure to read the whole website, accessible by clicking on the Che Obama banner, directly under your banner, Jen the Hen. Obama's associations and background and political leanings are grounds for impeachment. Do people really support him, or did he and his henchmen throw the election? Do you know, Jen the Hen?

The above blog entry was made on May 18, 2009.

I'm thinking of writing a novel, as a follow-up to George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four, which I just read. I'm thinking of calling it, Two-Thousand Nine - Socked in with Ussoc. In Orwell's book, he coined a word, "Ingsoc," to describe the government of "Oceania," which extended well beyond Britain. My term, "Ussoc," would compare to "Ingsoc," which stood for "English Socialism." Thus, "Ussoc" stands for "U. S. Socialism." I would also use my own term, "Amsoc," to stand for all varieties of "American Socialism." Within that scheme would be a full range of more local systems, like Mexsoc, Cansoc, Vensoc, Argsoc. I think you can guess which geographical regions I'm applying those to. My clear emphasis would be on Ussoc, though. That's the one I most want to delineate. Orwell died in the 1940's, so he's not around to object to my novel idea.

I recognized portions of Nineteen Eighty-Four from parochial school, either in the late 1960's or early 1970's. I don't remember which specific year. I tended to be a daydreamer, so I wasn't spellbound all through that class reading of the book. Daydreaming is good, though. It's underrated. The teacher also read Animal Farm to the class, which book I intend to read next. Maybe I'd end up reading all his books. I've got all of them, already.

By the way, some ideas in Nineteen Eighty-Four reminded me of Charlie's way of managing his own scene, when he was at Spahn Ranch. It takes all the related books one can get one's hands on, to get the full spectrum of Charlie's mind trips, of his heyday, unless maybe one lived it. Coincidentally, Charlie was just entering a boy's school (reform school), when Nineteen Eighty-Four was first published, in 1949. It was written in 1948, and Orwell made an anagram out of the last two digits, resulting in the title, which means "1984," of course.

The above blog entry was made on May 17, 2009.

Here's today's surprise video S U R P R I S E V I D E O .

The above blog entry was made on May 16, 2009.

Did you hear? They're saying, on tv, that Madonna plans to marry Jesus. I object. He can't have her, because she's mine.

The above blog entry was made on May 15, 2009.

Lindsay Lohan has arrived in my special page, in a revealed condition. Don't miss it, Jen the Hen. This is good. I hope Lindsay is doing okay. I worry about her.

Oh! Did you just catch that ad, above, about the chicken waterer? Do they have those at those expensive nightlife places you hang out at, Jen the Hen? They'd be remiss, not to have one . . . considering?

The above blog entry was made on May 13, 2009.

There's a growing movement to allow you to live with people at home, Jen the Hen. Read about it here: C l u c k h e r e .

The above blog entry was made on May 12, 2009.

If and when I can afford another road trip, I hope to drive down to Cabo San Lucas, to look around. In particular, I plan to check out one of the Simpson hangouts, The Giggling Marlin. By the way, I don't know if you've been watching Keeping up with the Kardashians, which is a tv series on E!, on cable. I haven't. I keep finding that show on. The Kardashians were part of OJ's inner circle of friends, as told by Faye Resnick, in her book, the one I just mentioned here. I just noticed how many books were written about Nicole's and Ron's murder.

The above blog entry was made on May 11, 2009.

I picked up a copy of Ed Sander's first edition (E. P. Dutton) of The Family. It has the two Satanic chapters that didn't make the cut in his later edition of the book. Those two chapters are definitely important to the overall story.

I also finally read a book I bought years ago, but left it sitting. This one was Nicole Brown Simpson - The Private Diary of a Life Interrupted, by Faye D. Resnick, with Mike Walker. If you want to understand what led up to those two deaths, of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman, you definitely want to read this book. Faye swears that Nicole and Ron weren't lovers, at least up to that point in time.

The above blog entry was made on May 10, 2009.

Here's today's surprise video: S U R P R I S E V I D E O .

The politicians are continuing to undo constitution freedoms. Read what I said this time, in today's Madonna blog entry.

Barack is a blatant sneak communist. He recently said, on tv, that things are not as bad as they seem. What I have to say is, things are every bit as bad as they seem. It's not an illusion. He apparently is belittling the idea of eroding civil freedoms, by pretending it doesn't matter anyway. IT MATTERS!!! Barack's face is the current face of U. S., and world, sneak communism. When you think of George Orwell's 1984, imagine Barack's face, enlarged, on the cover. That's what Barack is about; oppression. I still haven't read that book, but I'm thinking, more than ever, that I ought to. I hate to compare to a book I've never read. I've read stacks of books, but not that one, yet.

The above blog entry was made on May 9, 2009.

You want the ultimate type insight on so-called "pandemics," Jen the Hen? Here is it. The flu doesn't kill people. The "deadliness" of the flu is a global myth, invented by the world prudery crime syndicate, also known as "the heath profession," and also known as "government," to force people, under constraints of "measures," to live in cleanroom type conditions, which violates the public's rights in choice of lifestyle. It's global prudery-based oppression, at its most heinous. The "doctors" administered poison to large numbers of "patients," during an earlier "pandemic," to create the illusion that "the flu killed them." They were trying to force the idea, on the people of the world, that "people can't be allowed freedom to interact in the way humans need to, outside of cleanroom conditions." The "medical people," and "government officials," ought to be executed, tortured to death, to stop their encroachments against freedom. All of the diseases are mostly myths, perpetrated by the dirty-politics goons, the "health care professionals" and "government officials." Current modern man is just as able to resist illness as prehistoric, caveman-era man was, and the caveman did just fine. Trouble on earth INCREASES, with government action; not the contrary. Government is the true form of crime. Government must be made to cease and desist; to disband.

The above blog entry was made on May 6, 2009.

I like the current tv news scoop on you, Jen the Hen. They said that you told Steve Zahn he could touch your butt, but he'd have to go afterwards. Gee, one of the times we were together, my lap touched your butt, but not my hand. I think we should get together, for some updating on that one. Uh, that name, "Zahn," in German means "tooth." Only one? Does he have all his teeth? I've got all of mine, so far. If I can't afford a dentist pretty soon, I'm not sure I'm going to be able to say that much longer. I'm the classic destitute artist. Am I starting to seem like a 1-800-DENTIST ad, by mentioning this dentist stuff, sometimes? I'd be very pleased to collect paychecks from them, if they'd care to pay me for this service. It's true, though. I've had a need for a dentist, for a long time, and I haven't had the money for an appointment.

The above blog entry was made on May 5, 2009.

Your career seems like it's flagging. You've been getting less mention on tv lately, Jen the Hen. No, that's not true? There have been a lot of chicken stories on tv, lately?

The above blog entry was made on May 3, 2009.

I've been so busy with political matters, lately, that I feel I need financial sponsorship. I have no idea where it'd come from, though. It's like I need to stand on orange crates, and start drumming up cause members and other support. Maybe I ought to rent out that place, on P street, in Sacramento, to use as a base of operations. I'd rather have a whole house to myself, really.

Here's today's surprise video: S U R P R I S E V I D E O .

I saw your boyfriend on the Ambien commercial again, today. He keeps getting your address wrong, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on May 2, 2009.

You know, Jen the Hen, I'm by far the most important political figure of the modern world. What's my latest insight, to bestow upon the world? Well, it goes like this. Modern governments are really the component parts of the world religion-state, which can be described as the enforced world religion of Hypochondriasis. Yep, the "diseases" they've been "discovering" have been myths. You name it: AIDS, arterial sclerosis, cancer, polio, and the health scares they've been attacking human rights with, such as the salmonella stuff, and now the swine flu. To the degree that there is even any real illness involved with any of this stuff, they are exploiting it to implement their world religion of Hypochondriasis. You know why they keep announcing "the dicovery of new diseases?" They are myths, installed and calculated to serve their hypochondriasis world order. It's extremely oppressive, totalitarian, violent, obnoxious and intolerable, and it must be stopped, now. The MYTH of free public nudity "being harmful to minors" is a violent, obnoxious myth, that's been exploited by the Hypochondriasis, crime-syndicate, de-facto-world-government system. There are no legitamate government officials in the world, but merely hypochondriacs, falsely personating authority. They are all guilty of the most heinous capital offense in the history of mankind. One of the earliest, founding religious factions of this system is Judaism, which established the practice of trimming healthy tissue, the foreskin, as if it were some kind of contamination to be disposed of. That was the initiation of the world religion-state of Hypochondriasis that has persisted to this day. Obviously, they've made a lot of inroads into obliterating human rights with their nonsense. They, EXCLUSIVELY, are the ones, the ONLY ones, truly guilty of any crime on earth. They are the ones who have driven people over the edge, to commit all the apparent crime in the world.

By the way, be sure to read Tuesday's entry, if you haven't already.

The above blog entry was made on April 30, 2009.

Read today's Madonna blog entry, here. It is very important. You must know about the political matter I discussed there. It's a rush, to read it, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on April 28, 2009.

I just completed the first 40 tenets, of my new document, Manifesto, to Describe the Universal, Intrinsic and Historic Nature of Government, which I'm considering making into a full-length book. As the title shows, it is about government, and politics. I believe and intend it to be more accurate than anything on government or politics, to date, including Mein Kampf and the Communist Manifesto. Since the world needs my guidance, I have a link here, to access this start of this possible future book of mine:
Manifesto, to Describe the Universal, Intrinsic and Historic Nature of Government.

Like I just told Madonna, in that blog, I just added 10 tenets to Manifesto, to Describe the Universal, Intrinsic and Historic Nature of Government. I'm not sure how many tenets I'm destined to write into that document. I'll see as I go along. Read it, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on April 26, 2009.

Here's today's surprise video: S U R P R I S E V I D E O .

Here's a real insight:

The existence of gun control laws, in a country, is an absolute incontrovertible PROOF that that country is NOT a real democracy. This is, in effect, a real PROOF that there is no such thing as a real democracy.

Politicians, in the U. S., are OBVIOUSLY blatant gangsters.

The above blog entry was made on April 25, 2009.

Know what the last book I read was? The Communist Manifesto. I'm not trying to sell communism, by mentioning this. I think that book is interesting, historically. I think it's worth reading, for the purpose of understanding how communism got started, what the idea is, so to speak, with current advocates of that stuff. After all, how can you argue with them, if you've never read their definitive book. It's not a bulky book. It doesn't take long to read. It can be downloaded. It's in the public domain, so I put a link to it, near the top of my sitemap page. I'd recommend reading the whole series of introductions, at the end of the book, which appeared in different years, in the past. For what it's worth, one of the most interesting, to me, remarks in the book was about the distinction between "communism" and "socialism." It said the basic difference is that socialism is more of a middle-class movement, whereas communism is more of a workers' class movement. I think it's interesting to compare what was said in this book, which was written so long ago, to the current economic influences, going on in the current world economic crisis. Some of the European protesters/activists seemed to be embracing the idea of communism. That was my impression, when I was watching the European news on tv, during the G20 activities.

The above blog entry was made on April 24, 2009.

I just sent off another emergency message to many politicians. Here's the message: United Soviet of America (USA) I'm somewhat tempted to move to the state capital, or to Washington D. C., to make access to the politicians cheaper.

The above blog entry was made on April 23, 2009.

I don't want to start thinking of this page as a political blog, but as you can see, it's taken on something of that nature. Here's a gem of a news story, about a scanadal involving California senator Diane Feinstein. There is an investigation, about her seemingly inappropriate handing of $25 billion to a government agency, seemingly as a kickback for that agency's awarding real estate foreclosures to her husband's real estate firm. Wow, that's big. The more comes out about Feinstein, the more obvious it seems that she's dishonest. I already totally wrote her off, even before this story. You can read more about it at this link [This hyperlink is slow, unfortunately. You can try right-clicking the link, selecting "copy shortcut," and pasting into the address bar of a new instance of your web browser.]: Feinstein-Gate.

An activist's job is never done, in the U. S. Here's an important item: Smart Guns Are Stupid

The above blog entry was made on April 22, 2009.

It's done. If you wanted to catch my live performance of my new song, Save the Earth, you'd have to wait for another (if there will be another one). The show was last night, in Hollywood, at the Sacred Fools Theatre.

Last night, I was pleased with the applause I received, for my new song, Save the Earth. They sounded like they really enjoyed me. That feels good. How gratifying that was. See, people like my music, Jen the Hen.

Here's today's surprise video. S U R P R I S E V I D E O

The above blog entry was made on April 21, 2009.

I'm performing at an Earth Day event, very soon. I hope my voice cooperates. How's the condition of the earth in your neighborhood? Are you doing any Earth Day events yourself, Jen the Hen?

The above blog entry was made on April 19, 2009.

I've been swamped, yesterday and today, with political actions to do. Here's how I really feel about something, which message I just sent to quite a few politicians. This is it.

The above blog entry was made on April 18, 2009.

I've been so busy, politically, it's been taking time I could have spent on my career interests. Here's an important message I just sent to many politicians. Click here, to read it.

I've got a live performance coming up very soon, Jen the Hen. Contact me, by phone or in person, if you want to know when and where.

The above blog entry was made on April 17, 2009.

I was just tipped off that there's some good news, to support my accurate claim that "global warming" is a MYTH. Here's an excerpt, from one of two very good articles I just found on this subject:

Years more growth in the Alaskan glaciers “might mark the beginning of another Little Ice Age,” notes the report.

The expansion of the glaciers follows a similar occurrence in the Arctic, which has undergone an ice cover growth twice the size of Germany in the past year, a gain of about thirteen percent following a colder than usual year.

Man-made global warming adherents have attempted to downplay such instances as aberrations that defy a wider warming trend, but in reality no global warming has been observed since at least 1999 or even 1995, as University of Finland professor Jarl R. Ahlbeck maintains.

See, I told you that "global warming" is a scam, to help such fraud promoters cancel the traditional American ways of life, ushering in unrealistic restrictions on lifestyles. Here's two pages to read about this, one of which I excerpted the above quote from:
It's global cooling time - article 1
It's global cooling time - article 2 Like I've said before, carbon has nothing to do with climate.

The above blog entry was made on April 16, 2009.

Yes, it's "yippee!" time again, for me. I just composed and wrote a new song, start to finish, called Save the Earth. Read about it in today's Madonna blog entry. This one is rock-n-roll. Why not? I may as well crank out a little classic-sounding rock sometimes. This new one took me a little under an hour, from start to finish, to compose/write it, from a little before midnight (4-14) to a little after midnight (4-15). It's all finished and ready for live performance or recording. Read more about it in today's Madonna blog entry.

I kind of hate to say it here, but I know what that Adenhart death was about. It was actually a murder/suicide. He had one of those stupid brainchilds, about plugging against drunk driving. His plan was to psychically communicate to the ball club, that he wanted into the big time, so that he'd send a more conspicuous message, when he had an "accident," making it look like driving and drinking can't go together. That's really stupid.

Oh, by the way, Chelsea handler, you don't need an "applause" sign, when you're naked, if you know what I mean. I'm sure you'd get plenty of applause from me. What's not to applaud?

The above blog entry was made on April 15, 2009.

Whew, Chelsea Handler is so hot. Look at her here. She's her own self-contained stimulus package. Coincidentally, I just heard the term, "stimulus package," spoken by John McCain, on tv, minutes ago, on the Jay Leno show. He's still talking on tv, as I type this. I hate to switch to a discussion of politics or politicians, when what I'm really interested in, at this moment, is this nude, of Chelsea Handler. I'll say this: I sure wish I had full nudes of her, with no censorship. Better yet, I wish she were naked with me right now. Really. Come on, Chelsea. I know you want me. I'm already in love with you [,Chelsea.]. She's hot. I always thought she was hot. This is a verification.

I was just working on my new music composition, Bond. Actually, I may change the title, since I haven't written the words yet, and this sound can go either of two ways:

1. Secret agent theme music, or
2. Sobbing Jew music

No offense intended, Chelsea, with my special genre idea, which I've nicknamed "Sobbing Jew." You've sounded Jewish to me. I came up with that genre name idea, from at least one other piece of music, the name of which I don't recall, at the moment. This sound could easily fit into that genre category, too.

I sent another volley of messages to politicians, yesterday and today. I haven't been posting my political messages, lately. I have been busy, though. I'm particularly worried that the politicians could be trying to harold in an era of universal pay-to-stay politics/policies, requiring prison/jail inmates to pay for their periods in the slammer. That invites dishonesty/corruption, giving them a financial incentive to harass people, among other things. It's totally wrong.

Do you remember that news, decades ago, of Sarah Jane Moore's assassination attempt on then-president Ford? Isn't that an interesting name coincidence? Kathleen Soliah took that first and middle name for her pseudonym, "Sarah Jane Olsen." Moore's assassination attempt mimicked Squeaky's, coming only 17 days after, and happened in California, too. Moore was sent to Alderson prison too, and escaped too, just like Squeaky. They were both recaptured, separately, both only hours after their respective escapes. So many similarities between these two cases. One difference, so far, is that Moore was finally released on parole, in 2007, and Squeaky is still locked up. Moore wasn't released until after Ford died.

The above blog entry was made on April 14, 2009.

Today finds me at another interesting point. First, I wanted to mention a recent dinner out, at my favorite Chinese restaurant. This place goes by the name of Mandarin Palace, but the sign on their façade says China Palace. Figure that one out. Well, in my opinion, they have the best Chinese food I've ever eaten. For example, I had their "sliced beef with spicy garlic sauce." That was phenomenal. All the food I've eaten there has been sensational, above average. I've grown to really enjoy the bamboo shoots in their food. I had a seemingly uncanny experience there, the last time, too. Their music system was playing that old recording of Dreamweaver, from the early 70's. I was sitting near one of the stereo speakers, but I couldn't hear the other one, so I didn't hear the guitar work in it. What seemed uncanny is, at the end of the song, there is a gong sounding, which sound stood out on that one sound channel. It was as if it were supernaturally in honor of my being there, in that Chinese restaurant.

The next thing I want to say is that I had a phenomenal music inspiration this morning. I found myself playing a new, of today, piece of music on my ukulele. This one is superb. To describe it, I'd say it has a secret-agent-music kind of mood and sound. I've decided to name it Bond, with the idea that it'd be perfect as a music score for a new James Bond movie. If the producers aren't interested in it, it'd be their loss. It's good enough to help the movie at the box office. How could they lose, by using it? I definitely require pay for its use. No freebees, ever. I think I may record a version of this one first, before recording any of my other new ones. I don't want to delay the production of a possible new Bond movie. That's a real reason.

Also, I got to the end of the latest book I was reading, about the Charlie story, the one called MANSON - THE UNHOLY TRAIL OF CHARLIE AND THE FAMILY. In truth, this book has some real strengths:

1. The author, John Gilmore, lived amongst the Charlie crowd, at Spahn Ranch, during that timeframe.
2. This book tells of people I haven't heard of elsewhere.
3. This book quotes a lot of people that were involved with that group. Many of such quotes are one or more paragraphs long.
4. Of all the books I've read on this story, and this is the seventh I've read about it, this book has easily the most information I've ever found on Bobby Beausoleil, and also on his life, before Charlie.

Speaking of the Charlie story, I want to make a comment about the book I read, before this one, called Squeaky - The Life and Times of Lynette Alice Fromme. There is one conspicuous lie in it, which I suspect the author put there for some kind of secret symbolic reason, or symbolic allusion, maybe. In a section before the first chapter, it was stated that Coors beer wasn't sold in California at that time, in September of 1975, that someone imported it into California. I assure you that, very definitely, Coors beer was sold in California, not only then, in 1975, but for years prior to that point in time. I can personally vouch for Coors beer sales in California, back then, from my personal, firsthand experience. I've lived in California all of my life; I would know. To support my personal knowledge of this fact, I state that I was heavily into recycling of empty beer cans and bottles. Back when I was doing this, in 1972, beer cans were paying 1/2 cent each, and I dont recall, at this moment, how much I was getting for Coors beer bottles. Coors bottles were dark brown in color then, like they've been in more recent years. Coors was the only brand of beer bottles I was turning in for cash.

The above blog entry was made on April 13, 2009.

The latest national income figures have just been printed, by Parade magazine. So, how much does a hen make in a year? As you've just demonstated, Jen the Hen, $27,000,000.00. How do I compete with that?

The above blog entry was made on April 12, 2009.

First, here's today's surprise video: S U R P R I S E V I D E O .

I have a few more notes here, about Thursday's events, such as the crash and the play. This detail may seem trivial, but I want to mention it. The leading lady, in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, wore all black for much of the play. That matches the fact that the lady in my dream, who was bending over while fetching something from above, was also wearing all black. That's kind of a Satanic symbol, the wearing of black. Now, compare that to the fact that those two names involved, "Andrew Thomas" and "Thomas Andrew," are anagrams of each other. Anagrams are also symbolic in Satanism. Now, must I conclude that the explosion of my steak, that day, was deviltry, rather than a divine revelation, about eating meat on a "holy day?" If so, it must not have been a complaint, unless that devil were Catholic. He approves, then? I hope so.

The above blog entry was made on April 11, 2009.

Please, make sure you take another look at yesterday's entry. My updates of it ran a little past midnight. Better late than never.

Here's some support of the idea that the two main political parties, democrats versus republicans, are two departments of the same political crime syndicate. Barack W. Bush

The above blog entry was made on April 10, 2009.

If I hadn't slept in today, later than I expected to, I wouldn't have had a particular dream. I dreamt I was in some building, a house apparently. It seems it was an upper-class get-together of some kind. A lady, in a short, black dress outfit, climbed up to an upper shelf, to fetch something down, maybe it was the wine. She bent forward up there, revealing her wide black thong. Then I found myself in a living room. I had a glass of chablis wine in my hand, and I saw a middle-aged butler-looking man there, facing me with a cordial look on his face. I continued out the back sliding door, while thinking I was there to pilfer that wine, I was holding. I rounded the building, and proceeded off, on the sidewalk to safety. Then some thoughts came to mind. First came the idea of Joe Namath being me, the man parting with the wine. Then came the idea of being Jett, John Travolta's late son, as that same man holding the glass of wine. So, that forms a symbolic trio; me, Joe Namath, and Jett Travolta, all representing that same character in the dream. As mismatched as it could seem (except for involving me, personally), this house looked like the one I'm living in now, in the living room, along the side alley, and at the front corner of the property near the sidewalk. I had this dream in the early afternoon. Jett's and Joe's faces seemed to bear some resemblance, in this dream. One of the interesting coincidences is that Namath was with the NY Jets, decades ago [Compare that to the name, "Jett."]. Another coincidence is that he was in a tv commercial, decades ago, wearing pantyhose [which reminds me of the lady bending over in the dream]. Here's that commercial: P A N T Y H O S E .

Coincidenally, there was a big fatal car collision in the city I live in, early this morning. I caught the story on the news, before going back to sleep. [I have more on this, below.]

I just had another interesting dream, earlier than the wine dream. Last night, I just starting reading another skelter book for the first time, MANSON - THE UNHOLY TRAIL OF CHARLIE AND THE FAMILY. The earlier edition of it was called The Garbage People. I'll comment on that later, when I get to the end of the book. I had a dream about being among this "family," of this story. I wish I could remember the details, but this dream sort of disappeared into the recesses of my mind, I found, upon waking. It wasn't the first dream I've dreamt of being with that crowd. I had at least one such dream, about being with them, many years ago.

About that car crash, earlier. At least three died in it, including Angels pitcher, Nick Adenhart. A tv news report said something about their being in, or near, local place called In Cahoots, which is a stone's throw from the intersection of that crash. I only ate there once, and that was before the place's name change. I don't recall what it used to be called, when I had dinner there with my mother. I was still in my 20's then, I believe. The place has been called In Cahoots for years, though. You can click this link, to read an LA Times article about this deadly crash, which happened barely over a mile from my place, in the same city. C A R C R A S H . [Important, read the next paragraph.]

Hang onto your chicken comb, Jen the Hen. This update on the car crash is amazing. First, the name of the crash suspect, Andrew Thomas Gallo, bears a curious similarity to the name of one of the acting teachers I was having issues with. His name starts, Thomas Andrew. Those are the same first and middle names, but switched in position. How's that for a possibly uncanny coincidence? Not only that, but this acting teacher's ghostly head appears in one of my ghost photos, which I took at Sharon Tate's former property, on Cielo Drive. You can find that photo in my Charlie's World web page here. Don't miss it. What does that mean, Jen the Hen? Are chickens the kind of psychics (psy - chicks) that can distinguish such details? Giuliana once told me that she was minoring in psychology. That would make her a psy-chick? She has seemed kind of psychic to me. You can't make this stuff up. I swear this is 100% the truth.

By the way, remember those two baby chicks, I was hoping to buy, at a store on a hill? One was pale yellow, and the other was black. The black chick, I was told, was the same kind of chicken, the black-and-white striped one, in this background photo. Also uncanny? Stranger things have happened?

Don't get your feathers in a bind. I've got still more. I can justify, with my Satanic-leaning philosophy, this item (I haven't considered myself Catholic in decades). This is a no-meat day, according to my mother, with regard to the Church and their rules. Upon finally rising for the day, from bed, I went into the kitchen for something to eat. I pulled a piece of leftover beefsteak from the refrigerator, and put it in the microwave, for only 60 seconds. That was enough. I had a ziplock bad covering it, but during that 60 seconds, I heard a loud pop. When the beeper told me it was done, I retrieved it, to find pieces of steak splattered all over the inside of the oven. Was that a divine message, about eating meat today, Jen the Hen? You don't know; chickens are vegetarian? I swear this is true. I wiped the bits of meat from the inside surfaces with a paper towel, and proceeded to eat my steak. What next? [Read on, to find out.]

How could, or did, a day like this finish? Well, I had purchased admission to a play, days ago, and I went. Unexpectedly, it was three hours long. Now you want to know what play. I saw Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?. I don't want to spoil the play for those who haven't seen it. I'll say that it ended on a sad note, as a departure from the bulk of the play. That came as a surprise. Reconciliation through the pain of loss. I hope that's vague enough to not spoil the show. As a coincidence, there was one death in the story, and this play was in the same city as this morning's car crash deaths. I passed the makeshift memorial, on my way home. A camera on a tripod was set up there, with a man standing nearby.

Maybe these two coincidences seem like nothing, but I'd be remiss to not relate them here. There's a coincidence between this morning's exploding steak, and this play. There was some lines with the word "meat" in it. It was repeated several times, at which the other character complained about that being a disgusting expression, to stop it. If you must have another coincidence, there was a lot of drinking in this play, and today's crash was a DUI case. Hold on, still another coincidence. The first name of the director of this play is "Brey" (Brey Ann Barrett, to be more specific), which as you can tell is very similar to the name "Bray." How's that, to crown it all? Not bad, huh?

So, do you believe, by now, that my life is largely governed by the supernatural? The whole world is. That's not a matter of opinion, but a matter of fact, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on April 9, 2009.

It may not sound like much to you, but it's considerable, considering how busy I've been with various things. I'm talking about my having some songs ready to record. I just, finally, wrote the lyrics to one of my new songs, The Red Carpet. I had mysterious misgivings in my mind, but I could have easily set those aside, to write these lyrics sooner. Somehow, I waited till about an hour or two ago. I just finished by about midnight. Now I love both the music and the lyrics. They make the perfect combo for this theme. Enough said for now. Next, I record this. Then you can hear it for yourself.

Hmmm. I just noticed that the most visited page here, now, is my Charlie's World page. How do you like that? It weighs in, at this moment, at over nineteen-thousand on the counter. That was a surprise, when I just visited it, and noticed. Coincidentally, I was just reconsidering again, recently, about maybe putting my latest ghost photos there, from early August of 2008. I still haven't showed the world those. I'm still tempted to start charging for visits to that page, since I still haven't collected a dime from this website, in all the time of its operation.

The above blog entry was made on April 8, 2009.

I saw something else on tv, recently, involving chickens, but I wasn't paying attention, so I don't know what it was. It seems like I've created a tv chicken vogue. What do you think, Jen the Hen? This is just one example of my influence on tv and the world of show business.

In case you were wondering, lately I was spending some of my spare time reading another book. This book was Squeaky - The Life and Times of Lynette Alice Fromme. In case you're wondering (and I almost can't imagine that you wouldn't be), that last name is pronounced like "from me," as in the phrase "from me to you." I think you'd remember that name from the skelter story (Charlie M., etc.). Believe me, anyone who is an avid reader of stuff on that true story definitely would not want to omit this book from their skelter reading list. This book contains the most comprehensive information on post-skelter-conviction events, involving that circle of people. Not only that, but this book drops names, where the other earlier books left off. As an example, Angela Lansbury's daughter, Deidre Angela Shaw, was one of the young ladies who rode around in the back of Charlie's black school bus, during that timeframe. That's surely not the only name dropped in that book. That's another, independent reason to read this book. Do you need another reason? Here's another reason anyway: One of the main functions of this book is to document the story of the attempted assassination of former U. S. president, Gerald R. Ford. You do remember him, don't you? He's since died. Coincidentally, I didn't vote for Ford, in that particular election. I voted for Carter, who won that time, but not in his reelection bid, in which election I didn't even vote.

The above blog entry was made on April 7, 2009.

Here's today's surprise video. See it H E R E . The Soviets supported gun bans, too. After watching this video, do you think the Clintons are communist, Jen the Hen?

The above blog entry was made on April 4, 2009.

Did you see the news, on tv today, about the chicken hanging out at a Popeye's? Do you know it? Was it a cannibel wanting to eat there?

The above blog entry was made on April 3, 2009.

So, when's the baby due? They'd be starting the speculation or stories about your baby bump, before long. Are you tired of tabloid stories about baby bumps already?

Of course, some of the latest celeb breakups are about me. Come on, Reese and SJP and Madonna. If people can find the octomom, you three can find me.

The above blog entry was made on April 2, 2009.

What a surprise! In one of my email news updates, I saw speculation that YOU are pregnant, Jen the Hen! What am I to think? Maybe that's why, on tv recently, they said you said that it looks like you'll have to be a single mother (Don't bother to ask agent 86; he can't repeat that). I couldn't help but wonder what that was about. This news update seems to explain it. Well, I'd marry you in an instant, so you don't have to be a single mom. They also speculated that Brangelina just wed, in a secret marriage.

I just saw this obviously relevant ad, so I felt I needed to immortalize it here. This is it.

Quite literally, people who support Barack Obama, or who support Al Gore, ought to be executed, for helping him/them to destroy the quality of life in the U. S. and in the world. He/they are part of the crime syndicate, who are passing themselves off as politicians, who are installing and furthering global mythologies, such as "global warming." Nothing short of the death penalty is adequate to deal with the likes of them. It's like the world needs the Germans to rise again (in a third or fourth reich), to save the world from such frauds. The U. S. has installed its sneak communism, so that it appears to be illegal to even speak out strongly enough against such frauds and dirty politics. What is happening is that they are making it impossible for honest people to manage anything, because to be a manager, one would be expected to participate in such counterproductive mythologies and their "solutions." They must be stopped, and NOW. I'm willing to lead such Reich. Heil Mich!

The above blog entry was made on April 1, 2009.

Here's today's surprise video, H E R E .

The above blog entry was made on March 30, 2009.

On some tv show, Thursday, I think, I heard them saying something about chicken art, but I wasn't watching it, so I don't know what show it was, or what it was about.

The above blog entry was made on March 28, 2009.

I kind of hate to use this blog, so much, to give much-needed lessons in politics, but I must. People need me. People are all too clueless, without my guidance. Here's what I must say, at this point. The U. S. government, with Barack at its head, is itself a gargantuan ponzi scheme. Compare the definition of "ponzi scheme" with what's happening now in the U. S. "government." The politicians are in cahoots with big business, stealing gargantuan sums of money (for campaign kickbacks), and forking it over to them, and themselves. It's piracy on a most tremendous scale, the scale of U. S. government. I shouldn't need to fill in any more blanks, to explain this. Having said this, you should be able to comprehend this system yourself, on your own. The U. S. has ALWAYS been the true totalitarian state, which description American propaganda traditionally used to describe the former U. S. S. R. Wake up. If this U. S. corruption advances any further, you won't have any way to stop it. It could already be too late to be able to stop its horrendous inroads against personal freedoms.

The above blog entry was made on March 27, 2009.

I just sent Eric Holder, one of the new fed goons, a message. Be sure to read it H E R E, Jen the Hen. The government paychecks should all be coming to me, not the "politicians," since I'm the one defending freedom, not them.

The above blog entry was made on March 24, 2009.

Last night, I caught an episode of Seinfeld, in flipping tv channels. I didn't watch it, but it had a scene with both a stuffed chicken and a piece of chicken art. How many episodes of Seinfeld were you involved with, Jen the Hen?

One of my latest book ideas is to write my own book on American politics, with emphasis, of course, on my insights on what's wrong in American politics. Since about everything is wrong with American politics, I'd have plenty to write about.

I had a phenomenal dream, last night. I dreamt that the music I was experiencing was keyed to supernatural ghostly sounds. When I woke up, I had one of those eery fright feelings going through me. I had the haunting feeling of a Susan Atkins ghost being outside of my bedroom door. I was thinking that I shouldn't be afraid of her ghost, if it were real. I sat on my bed for a little while, until the feeling faded.

It did it. The Fullerton outdoor temperature got down into the 30's, to 39°F, this morning. I was waiting for weeks to see that again.This was on the heels of a rain storm the day before, here. There was frost on the roofs here, this morning.

The above blog entry was made on March 23, 2009.

Like I recently said, in my Madonna blog, there is no such thing as democracy. Politicians are liars, as amply illustrated in the following article. Be sure to read it H E R E.

Here's today's surprise video. To enjoy, click H E R E.

I just realized something. I was thinking of mentioning a dream I had, a long while back, but I didn't. It had Paris Hilton in it. I don't remember what month, nor what year, this dream was in. It was long before she did her jail time, but her trouble with the law was a news item at that time. In the dream, there was a woodsy place, with a trailer that was equipped, and serving as, a public restroom. I was in that restroom, to use it. In this dream, Paris was serving a sentence, in which she was assigned to clean this trailer restroom, in some out-of-the-way area. At some point in time, Paris appeared, to clean the restroom. Have you ever had a dream with Paris Hilton in it? What's especially interesting, coincidencewise, is that former reality show she and Nicole were doing. A portion of the show was at a cabin camp, in the woods. I watched very little of that show, and only a little of that episode series. Did Paris have a corresponding duty, at that camp? If I had mentioned this dream right away, it could have seemed that they got the idea from me. I did mention the Henry Fonda film, Sometimes a Great Notion, somewhere in one of these blogs, in the past. Another coincidence is the scene, in which Paris/Nicole sawed the desk in two, at that camp. Do you think they got the idea of watching that film from me, and got the idea for that scene from it? Fonda was the one who wielded the chainsaw in the film, and cut a desk in two. Coincidentally, I have a John Deere chainsaw, which I bought years ago at a swapmeet, but it's an electric one. I used it in a prior year, in removing the trunk of a tangerine tree, that used to be in the back yard.

The above blog entry was made on March 21, 2009.

FYI, the vernal equinox (start of Spring) occurs at 4:44am PDT, today. Simply put, there is 8 hours difference between UTC and PST, however, we are in PDT now, so there's 7 hours difference. Compare this to the equinox occurring at 11:44am UTC (subtract 7 hours). I always look that stuff up, so I pass on the information, here. If you want to be exceptionally above-average, in knowledge of time standards, read this page H E R E.

That erupting volcano, in the Pacific, is busy making another atoll. It doesn't look like it'll finish the job in anyone's lifetime, who's currently alive. It's got a long way to go.

The above blog entry was made on March 20, 2009.

More coincidences? Coming right up. Oh, by the way, I hope you check the previous days' entries for add-ons. This has been a busy blog, lately. Well, for starters, today's news contains a story about an oceanic volcanic eruption, about six miles from the South Pacific island of Tonga. This is a coincidence, by reason of my discussions of Palmyra Atoll (an atoll is a kind of volcanic island). Not only that, Palmyra is approximately on a straight line running between Hawaii to Tonga (actually, a straight line would run you hundreds of miles to the east of Palmyra). Now, for coincidence number two. You must know, by now, that actress Natasha Richardson recently died, after being removed from life support, after a seemingly minor fall, while skiing. Does this story remind you of the current GEICO commercial, in which a business executive stages a trust exercise, with the GEICO gecko, saying he's about to fall backwards for the gecko to catch him? Did he die of a brain bruise, too? They didn't show that part, in the GEICO commercial.

I just sent another fax to California Assemblyman Joel Anderson. He's acting like a Communist. Now I believe HE must be stopped. I'm not interested in him overthrowing freedom in the U. S. Read this latest message H E R E.

I'm so good at fixing up photos. I've got the best copy of the latest photo of Charlie you'd find anywhere. It's in my Charlie's World web page, just above the ghost photo shoots.

The above blog entry was made on March 19, 2009.

I was just amazed to hear about you saying something, reported on tv. They said it's over between you and John Mayer, and that he didn't want to let go. They also said that you said that it's not over between you and "Steve." I heard that there is a fellow actor you're associated with going by that name, either in a picture or in real life. I don't know the details, since I haven't looked that one up yet. I was busy reading up on some of Charlie's associates. Then I remembered that Sarah Jane Olson was just released from prison, so I looked up information on that, to confirm that she's really free again. Yeah, she's out, and moving back to Minnesota. Schwarzenegger didn't oppose her serving her parole out of state, so back to Minnesota she was reported to be headed. While I was at it, I read more historical stuff on that story. I've read two books on that story in the past, and I continue to be fascinated by it. There's only one of the former SLA members still in prison: James Kilgore. I don't think he's getting out for another three to six years. You know all those coincidences I'm always reporting? Well, I've got more, related to this story. Stretch your imagination, if you have to, to comprehend this. In 1975, James Kilgore was living in Daly City, California. That was the same year, 1975, I worked at a Gemco store, for a Mr. Daly (or Daley, however his name was spelt, its hard to remember exactly). Here's coincidence number two. There was a song going around in the 1960's called Puff the Magic Dragon, which mentioned a boy named Jackie Paper (I believe, though it's hard to remember 100% confidently that name). That song made a very strong impression on me back then, and I wasn't sure why. It struck me as so strongly sentimental. Well, the coincidence in that is that this James Kilgore, who absconded to Minnesota with Kathleen Soliah, aka Sarah Jane Olson, got a fake passport out of the country, years ago, under the fictitious name of "Charles William Paper." Hold on, there's more (coincidence number three). I just watched a CNN news report video of Prince Charles, who was in the Galapagos Islands, observing wildlife conservation efforts there. Notice the "Charles William" portion, just before "Paper." Obviously, Prince Charles' name is "Charles," and William is his son, but hold on, there's still more. Prince Charles, in this video, was reported to have immediately renamed a resident captive tortoise "William." All that in Kilgore's fake passport name. I swear this is all true. Look it all up if you want. I'm sure it's verifiable. Oh, by the way, I hope you really meant me, by "Steve." I should be so lucky?

While I'm on the subject of coincidences, here's more, related to the above. The name, "Sarah Jane Olson," is another name coincidence with the royal family. Compare to the former Duchess, Sarah Ferguson, and her sister, Jane Ferguson. There's the "Sarah (&) Jane" of "Sarah Jane" Olson. And, here's another coincidence. Sarah Jane Olson is my sister's age, and she has a brother named "Steve." "Steve," as you well know, is also my name. Enough of a coincidence for you, Jen the Hen? For what it's worth, that Steve was tried, but acquitted, of one of the SLA bank robberies. Ah, but there's still another coincidence, with the above. Today, I just watched two CNN news videos of a LIBRARY fire, in London. How's that for timing? London, of course, is the historical home of royal family members and governmental bodies and so on. Now, compare that with the "Paper" name coincidence, above. Libraries have traditionally been in the business of paper, as in literature. Has your chicken mind been blown yet, Jen the Hen? You're experiencing the chicken equivalent of a mental meltdown over this? Probably not, I guess. I don't think chickens are impressed so easily.

The above blog entry was made on March 18, 2009.

I've renamed my new song, the one that was inspired by Palmyra Atoll. The words were inspired by more than that island. Read about it in today's Madonna blog entry.

The above blog entry was made on March 15, 2009.

Read about the two new pieces of music that happened through me today, in today's Madonna blog entry. All these new works is putting me under more and more pressure to record at least single-instrument versions of this stuff, and soon. I can't imagine a need to put it off any longer. This feels especially urgent at this point. My ukulele sounds like a musical divining rod of a music god, at times. It has such distinctive overtones.

The above blog entry was made on March 13, 2009.

I just ate a fortune cookie, while about to go to bed. It said I have an excellent capacity to make people feel at home. I tend to agree with that. It didn't mention that people don't return the favor, by being nice to me in return.

It was in my Madonna blog, at while back, that I mentioned a lawsuit against me, by a firm calling itself Lourdes R. Slinsky, Mann Bracken LLC. They gobbled up the other law firm, that sued me a year ago, called Eskanos & Adler. Three law firms merged into the one above. Apparently the feds don't enforce the anti-trust laws at all, any more. This is in representation of Discover card, who I shall never open an account with again. Once a company sues me, that's it. No more of that. I think some finance companies like their clients to default, to give them the opportunity to rake them over the coals in court. I got a thick notice yesterday, announcing that they plan to proceed with their lawsuit, citing "exhibits," such as a notice they sent me in August, that they were going to sue me, if I didn't pay up. What I told the creditors, originally, was that I had no money to pay them, which was true, and still is true. How can I pay them, with no money? I'm an artist. All I can say is that they'd have to wait until some of my music starts to make me some money, unless the unlikely event, of someone donating money to me, happens.

The above blog entry was made on March 12, 2009.

I no sooner mentioned the celebs playing with me, by all the coincidences, and now here's another one. Do you know the name of the street the Octomom is about to move to? None other than Madonna Lane. Not only that, she won't be far from me, now. My place isn't very far from there. This is another example of my being the symbolic center of the world. Do you think a celeb helped her dad with the money? Maybe he landed a publishing deal that lucrative from all of that?

What's not perfect about your relationship with John Mayer? You have discerning taste in roosters? Only the best for Jen the Hen? It's that he's not me?

The above blog entry was made on March 11, 2009.

You don't want to miss today's entry in my Madonna blog. I described another theatrical effect I put into my new To E! or Not to E!.

I saw you in the tabloid tv news today, but I wasn't paying attention to the story. I was busy.

Did you see the "Steven Spear" ad above, about Chasing the Rabbit? A rabbit dying means pregnancy. What a name combo. Is that supposed to mean that I'm trying to impregnate Britney Spears? I admit that unfortunately, I've never been to bed with Ms. Britney. I also admit that I'm not likely to turn her down. I've got a copy here. Maybe you want to check it out? Surely they can't complain about extra traffic to their ad? Here it is:

I can't click on the ad, myself, because it's against Google rules. Come to think of it, grooms do take on the last name of the female, in the Mexican tradition. OMG, I just thought of something else. Brit did marry in Mexico. Remember? It was said that a judge annulled it. That was during that suspenseful period, when she was up to her neck in crocodiles. The Soup, on E!, just did a spoof on Britney's Circus tour, tonight (March 7th). This must be an uncanny set of circumstances, too? Like I've said so many times before, I'm the symbolic center of the whole world. This is another case in point. It only takes one "Spear (singular)?" That's close enough, for symbolic purposes. For that matter, Brit and I are both single, at this point in time.

There was an interesting segment on Julia Roberts, on tv tonight (March 7). In it, she said it makes her feel weird to kiss a guy who's not her boyfriend. Does that remind you of anything yet? How about the Brazilian background music I've had going for a long time? Notice, in particular, that line about "we kissed." She's jumping onto the bandwagon too, of putting coincidences on tv, that seem like they could be allusions to me and this website? That's fine with me. The more the merrier. I like that, a lot, really. What can I say as a follow-up? If she weren't married, maybe: If she were my girlfriend for real, that'd cover it, so she wouldn't have that problem (I hope). I just thought of another coincidence. Her current husband was a cameraman when they met, and I just went through a lot of stuff, replacing my old camera with two better ones, which I was writing about here.

Time for another surprise video:
Surprise video

The above blog entry was made on March 8, 2009.

As I just said in today's Madonna blog entry, my new song is called To E! or Not to E!.

The above blog entry was made on March 7, 2009.

I just found the ultimate source of information on the matter of the start and stop times of daylight saving time. I've included the link below, to visit it. It says that daylight saving time always starts at 2:00am, on the second Sunday of March, and always ends at 2:00am, on the first Sunday of November. Visit here:
National Institute of Standards and Technology

The above blog entry was made on March 6, 2009.

I just faxed a complaint to California Assemblyman Joel Anderson, to tell him to knock off the CENSORSHIP of internet mapping. Freedom should never be cancelled, as a "safety hazard." Censorship ENDANGERS people, not the reverse. Read this fax here:
My Fax to Joel Anderson

The above blog entry was made on March 5, 2009.

How sad. I finally found a local store that sells baby chickens. After laboring over the decision in the store for 45 minutes, I decided to talk to my mother about it first. Sure enough, she rejected the idea. I already had two chicks picked out. It was heartbreaking to see them put back into the pen at the store. This seems like an odd coincidence, compared to the fact that I saw a tv story, today, about you seeing an OB-GYN specialist recently. I didn't plan this timing. Did you, Jen the Hen?

Here's another coincidence. I was just mentioning Cat Stevens' brother, David Gordon, and there's been that story about Chris Brown. Well today, in my tv news update by email, there was a mention of British Prime Minister Gordon Brown. That has both names combined. Uncanny? Maybe. Speaking of coincidences, notice the sign, part of which is covered up with another sign, leaving "CAT" legible (which appears to be the first three letters of the name, "CATHERINE"). I think that's an old photo. Do you think that combination, in this photo, was an intentional allusion to Cat Stevens' brother, whose name is "Gordon?" You can click on this photo, to go to an article which is critical of PM Gordon Brown.

The above blog entry was made on March 4, 2009.

Well, E! has some new music. They just don't know it, yet. I just wrote a piece about them, their whole network of shows, in general. What do you think? Read more about it in today's Madonna blog entry.

The above blog entry was made on March 3, 2009.

E! just ran a story about you nibbling a dog biscuit. They said you had to, after making some kind of mistake. I didn't listen to all the story. I barely heard any of it.

You ought to read what I just wrote in today's Madonna blog entry. I would have wrote that here, but it was related to stuff I recently wrote in my Madonna blog, about the film, Harold and Maude.

The above blog entry was made on March 2, 2009.

You know that Walter Moore tv campaign spot you're in, which I mentioned recently? I've got a link to it right here.
Jen the Hen, Plugging Walter Moore for Mayor of Los Angeles

Check out today's Madonna blog entry. You would have gone to the movie house to see Harold and Maude, but you were only 2 years old then, Jen the Hen? Actually, 2 years old is adult, for a chicken.

The above blog entry was made on February 28, 2009.

I sure hope you're up-to-date on yesterday's blog entry. I kept adding to it. Speaking of which, I just experienced another, probably uncanny, experience today. I found myself tuned to Chicago's WGN tv, on which there was an episode of Becker. It was the first time I've ever watched Becker, which went off the air in 2004. It starred Ted Danson, as Dr. Becker. It was a sitcom. You wouldn't expect Ted Danson in anything serious, after starring in Cheers. By now maybe you're wondering why I'm mentioning this. Well, there were two coincidences. First, it was directed by a guy named Andy Ackerman. Remember the name, Ackerman (Ed Ackerman), from yesterday's blog entry, about the Alltel commercial? Ed was the guy behind the wheel in that trash truck. How many Ackermans could there be on tv? Coincidence number two is that that particular episode, the only one I've watched, made reference to a dog named Fluffy. The coincidence in that is that Alltel did a commercial with a dog named Fluffy. Click here to watch it:
Alltel Commercial Featuring Fluffy the Dog.
Was this combination planned? You think Alltel got ideas like this by watching Becker and maybe other tv shows? It's something to think about.

The above blog entry was made on February 27, 2009.

There's no end to computer system maintenance. I just completed hours of it (on Wednesday). I'm happy that it looks like I finally fixed the problem that turned up recently. I had to go at it again today, because my internet connection wouldn't work. As you can see, I got it working again.

My mother has The Singing Nun on tv, right now. That's an old film that I saw with my family, at the movie theater, in 1966. It stars Debbie Reynolds, as Sister Ann, the singing nun. Ricardo Montalban, who died recently, looks younger in that film than I've seen him anywhere else.

I'm glad to see you in a political campaign spot on tv, for Walter Moore, who's running for mayor of Los Angeles, against incumbent Villaraigosa. He didn't have you say much. He has this to say to you:
Click here for Walter Moore's urgent message.

You know that amusing tv commercial for Alltel, which I haven't seen in maybe a week; the one where the guy in the big white garbage truck picks up a van, filled with people, with his truck forks, and rants about how his cell phone bill is too high? It's like the police are trying to talk him out of it, by bullhorn, and near the end, it looks like he's going to trash the people anyway. I found that one amusing. He sounded like a New Yorker, and the look on his face near the end was amusing, too. Well, I probably won't see that commercial again, unless someone has posted it to YouTube. The reason is that Alltel has recently merged with Verizon. Now there's Verizon, and no Alltel. What a shame. Maybe that commercial could end up in a commercial hall of fame.

Here's an update on that Alltel commercial, with the garbage truck. I've got good news: You don't have to stop watching it. I've got it in large format, but unfortunately, too many frames were cut out, and the one shot of his face near the end is gone as a result. You can watch it here (what frames survived the horrendous editing):
Alltel's Worldclass Commercial with the Garbage Truck.

By the way, that guy in the garbage truck is Ed Ackerman, and he ain't goin' to stop trashing people over high wireless rates, because Verizon gobbled up Alltel.

Here's a further note about this Alltel commercial. I've noticed that the same frames don't always show up. It appears to depend upon YouTube server demand, which frames you see during a given viewing. That's a poor quality way to deliver a video. All frames should arrive, not a series of jerky stills.

The above blog entry was made on February 26, 2009.

You'll never guess what. Try. I'm waiting . . . one-thousad one, one-thousand two, one-thousand three (counting of seconds). Got a guess ready? Okay. Here's what. A relative of mine, in my extended family, just won an Oscar, at the 81st Academy Awards. Can you guess who? I'll give you a few more seconds . . . one-thousand one, one-thousand two, one-thousand three. Ready? Who'd you guess? Well, here's the correct answer: Dustin Lance Black. I'd have no idea he's in my family, if my mother didn't tell me, Sunday. I was going to mention this here sooner, but I've been very very busy, as usual. I haven't watched Milk, which screenplay won him his Oscar, but it's about the late Harvey Milk, who died about 30 years ago, who was openly gay. Black is openly gay, too. Many of his stories involve the gay scene. I haven't seen any of them. In case you're wondering, Black is the stepson of the son of my first cousin, who is the daughter of my late father's late oldest brother (my uncle, and oldest of the siblings). Coincidentally, this uncle's of mine name was "Leo," and Leo is my astrological sign. That must be a supernatural coincidence too? It seems that only the supernatural influences my life. I wish good influences would start improving my life.

Here's the latest surprise video:
Latest Surprise Video.

If I weren't so busy, I was going to ask you to take me over to New Orleans, for the Mardi Gras, so I could see Jillian barbarian's . . . uh, Barberie's, no, uh . . . Reynold's tits, when she earn's her bead necklace by flashing her tits. Man, this is urgent. I ought to ask the bitch . . . uh, Madonna. It may be too late already.

The above blog entry was made on February 24, 2009.

I just experienced another distraction from my serious work today, but it was welcome. I saw Moulin Rouge beginning on tv, and it held my attention to the end. I had no idea the plot was so serious. I definitely wouldn't call it a comedy. If I had known what it was like, I would have watched it sooner. I definitely identified with the poet. The Duke remided me of a guy who was in many of my acting classes (the scoundrel). As for Nicole Kidman, with her red hair and her juxtapostion to "the Duke," she reminded me of Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess, who parted company with the real Duke. Speaking of her reminding me of someone, she also reminds me of a redhead, who was also in one of my acting classes, whose first name is Sarah, and goes by a middle name of Ashley. One of the coincidences in that is that Kidman's latest released film has her in the role of a Lady Sarah Ashley. Now I can say I've seen Nicole Kidman in something. She won awards for it, but not an Oscar. I love the music of Moulin Rouge, with which the film begins and ends. It's called Nature Boy, and it's phenomenal. I was so moved by the movie, I'm wondering when I'll feel like I've come down off of it. Probably as soon as I resume work on my new music, The Red Carpet. Believe it or not, it's still a work in progress. You can compare it to the way some classical composers, of centuries ago, worked long hours, day after day, to try to bring their piece to perfection. That's what it's been like for me with it.

I couldn't let it rest. I had to know the name of the recurring music in Moulin Rouge, and I found it. It's called Nature Boy, and it dates back to 1947, by Eden Ahbez. The song was a hit for Nat King Cole, in 1948. Eden Ahbez was said to be influential in the hippie movement. Listen to:
Nature Boy, by David Bowie, here.

The above blog entry was made on February 21, 2009.

I just felt another twinge of "maybe I should cancel this blog." I know this blog's worthwhile. One can ignore the fact that it's directed to you, and appreciate it for what it has to offer. People are bone-headed, so I can tend to feel an occasional apprehension about this blog. If you ask me, a person would have to be really thick, to not comprehend the good qualities of this page. Enough said for now.

Don't miss the divine message chair mat thing, in yesterday's entry. It's cash-in-advance only, no COD's, Jen the Hen. This chair mat is serious merchadise. I'm sitting on it right now.

Today's Naked News, free segments version, has a good, nude, gym workout in it. Hurry, it's only on today, and you don't want to miss it.

I watched all the CNN news videos for today. They were less resistible than usual, like the dolphins getting stuck in ice, in the sea.

Are you for sale through Yahoo!, Jen the Hen? Did you see the Google ad today?

The above blog entry was made on February 19, 2009.

Besides being photographic documentation that I need a new chair mat (which I can't afford), there is an interesting picture formed in that broken-away portion. I clearly see Long Island (as evidenced by the unmistakable outline of its east end). I also see a pig, with snout and ears perked up, and a great white shark, in a curled posture, as it leaps through the air, in the direction of that pig. That pig would want to get out of there quick. One figure is still unclear to me. There seems to be a Turkish-fez-shaped hat on the great white shark, or is that its dorsal fin? Maybe that's a splash of water coming off its back. I prefer the splash-of-water interpretation. This is clearly another divine message, like the grilled cheese sandwich with the face of Jesus on it. If anyone wants to buy this chair mat, with its divine message, I need at least enough money to cover the price of two new chair mats, which I badly need.

The above blog entry was made on February 18, 2009.

I just heard that the street, in front of the red carpet event, is closed until sometime after the awards.

I think I may be able to pick up a solitary baby chicken in person. I won't, unless it's cheap. It cheeps; that's close enough? A little bird like that could probably eat me out of house and home, on my budget. I should go through with it?

The above blog entry was made on February 16, 2009.

I just gave an update on my new music, The Red Carpet, in today's Madonna blog entry. Don't miss it.

I just saw an excerpt from one of Brad's movies, in which he asks soldiers to bring him back a hundred Nazi scalps. The problem with that idea is that the Nazi's were more honest than the Americans. That's a real fact of life, Jen the Hen.

I just checked on the baby chicken thing again, thinking that maybe I'd pick one up, by ordering one online. I even found them for about 80¢ each, but there's a minimum order quantity of 25. So that means it'd cost me a minumum of about $20.00. An even bigger problem is that I can't justify having 25 chickens at home. I'd have to make arrangements to get rid of all but one or two of them. This is definitely the season to buy the chicks. If one waits till past about March, it'd be too late. They're seasonal.

Remember that McCain Google ad, that was showing up a while back? In it, it looked like McCain was whistling. Did that remind you of the Brazilian music that's been in the background? I kept wanting to mention that. You think McCain posed for that, thinking the ad would end up here?

I also wanted to mention that one of the star broads, on the red carpet, mentioned that she was wearing a $30.00 Ebay dress, instead of a high-fashion label one. Do you think my mention of my new Ebay star achievement award was at the heart of that? See, the a-listers have kept paying attention to me. When am I going to start receiving paychecks? That's something I need.

Here's a surprise video. Click here to see this.

The above blog entry was made on February 15, 2009.

This new album project of mine is getting more exciting all the time. Read what I just said about it in today's Madonna blog entry. You don't want to miss it, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on February 13, 2009.

How do you like Vince Vaughn getting engaged? It looks like it really is too late for you two now. You're not worried about that, are you, Jen the Hen? He's just not that into chickens?

The above blog entry was made on February 12, 2009.

Check out today's Madonna blog entry for a look at my two stars. You must know which ones.

Oh, by the way, a very happy 40th birthday to you, Jennifer. You thought I wasn't going to get your birthday right? I did.

The above blog entry was made on February 11, 2009.

I did it! I performed my new music composition, The Red Carpet, live in front of an audience at the Sacred Fools Theatre, in Hollywood. They're the first people to hear it, except for myself and my mother, who must have overheard it. I made myself go through with it. I'm so glad. I never got into the habit of performing music before a live audience, so this was a landmark event for me. As a matter of fact, I signed myself up in the number one spot, as the first performance of the night. I wanted to get it out of the way, so I could relax and take in the other performances. It was like a showbiz potluck, of sorts. Everyone brought in their own thing to do, without telling anyone in advance what it was going to be. I didn't even know myself that I was going to do my new number, The Red Carpet, until the last minute. I was struggling with the idea of which piece of music to do. Then, about the day before showtime, it finally dawned on me that I wanted to do this one. I feel like I need to record at least a uke-only version of it, to put into the playlist here, so everyone can hear it. I'll have more to say about it later. One more thing. I was still refining this music, and finalized the current form, only the day before I just performed it live. How's that for late-breaking new music? It can't get much more recent than that.

I just got another email notification of the latest U. S. grant opportunities, and I could hardly believe my eyes when I saw this item:

HHS
Department of Health and Human Services
Health Resources & Services Administration
Social and Behavioral Interventions to Increase Organ and Tissue Donation
Modification 2

Is that what the description reminds me of? If so, it must be more evidence that the Obama administration is wacko.

The above blog entry was made on February 10, 2009.

I'm sitting here thinking I should make a quick recording of one of my new music compositions. Maybe it'd be good luck to record a quick version of it and post it here, before the 8:00pm Grammy Awards [Corrected; I originally put "4:00pm.]? I'm not convinced it'd be good luck, but maybe I should do it. I give all music industry people warning that they'd better not even think about stealing credit for any of my new music compositions.

The above blog entry was made on February 8, 2009.

I may can that lost-chicken theme music idea. I don't really need it.

Read what I just wrote in today's Madonna blog entry. Classical music happens sometimes in me.

It was a proud event today, my hanging my eBay star achievement award on the wall. I bought a glass plate frame for it (at a bargain price, of course). It's the kind of frame that looks like it could have cost a lot more than I paid for it. I earned that eBay star. I'm already part way to earning the next echelon star. Unless I do a lot of sales, it's probably not going to arrive this year.

This morning, before I arose for the day, I dreamt I was being held in some kind of political prison, for being Jewish. I was told, by some seemingly noninmate man, that in order to be released, I had to believe myself to be Christian. Just before the dream ended, an attractive female guard told me "it's on 10th (street)," but I didn't know what she was talking about. The comment excited me, because it reminded me of the possibility that I might soon be a free man, on that street, or any other street. Do you know what that feeling of excitement is like? It's real excitement, of a very special kind. It's an almost-beyond-one's-wildest-dreams kind of excitement. If you had to prepare for that feeling, for a role, do you think you could tap into the exact feeling? I sure felt it in that dream. My real life, up to this point, is almost as bad as being locked up in that kind of political prison.

I just corrected the website earnings I reported here the other day. That 9¢ was so far this month. This website really made 37¢ last month. In buying power, 37¢ isn't a lot more than 9¢, of course. When's my financial rut going to end? I wish I knew.

The above blog entry was made on February 7, 2009.

I'm thinking of playing the new chicken themed piece of music, I came up with, live. I may explain that this is a slide uke blues piece, of sorts, about the loss of my favorite chicken, Jen the Hen. I'm thinking of naming it Where'd My Chicken Get to?, except it sounds too serious for that. Maybe I should create something much stupider sounding to represent that theme? Playing with a slide can potentially make any piece sound a bit odd, to put it simply. Yeah, this one is too serious for that theme. I guess I'll have to do something deliberately silly sounding. Chickens are silly?

The above blog entry was made on February 5, 2009.

I just saw you on tv, saying in a quizzical tone, "A chick?" Well, if you're not a chick, what are you, Jen the Hen? You don't look like a guy to me. You must have been hinting at my Jen the Hen remarks, here. That's great, but why don't you just mention me and my website on camera, in acknowledgment of it all? You can't stand for me to get any long-overdue recognition? I'm sure you can stand it. Give it a try.

Know what this website pulled in last month? It grossed 37¢. That's not a typo. My website only pulled in US $0.37 for January of 2009. Is my wages or salary supposed to be covered by that measly 37¢? This website has only pulled in 9¢ so far this month. [I corrected the above figure; I mistakenly said that this website made only 9¢ last month, but that 9¢ was for this month.]

The above blog entry was made on February 4, 2009.

Tonight, on tv, they just said something about the idea of you telling someone you love him. I'll add to that. I'm not sure Jen the Hen would tell anyone she loves him, because she's not just a hen, she's cocky with everyone.

Now, my latest tv commercial. No one can use it unless they pay me.

[The camera moves in on Jen the Hen, standing on a table at Norm's, pecking about aimlessly. A small crowd is standing around, debating whether or not Jen the Hen has cardboard or good edible fiber. The same man, from the Fiber One commercial, is in the expert advice role, on camera. He goes by the designation, F. O. man. On a bell; quiet on the set.]

man: Naw, chickens ain't got no fiber. Chicken is mushy.

F. O. man: Actually, if you eat Jen the Hen whole, feathers and all, she's got about half a day's worth of fiber.

Lady: You're telling me Jen the Hen is loaded with cardboard?

F. O. man: Oh, no. Of course not. Cardboard, no. Delicious, yes.

[The patron man takes Jen the Hen by surprise, grabbing its leg. Both he and the lady sit down to eat Jen the Hen. The camera pans out and fades, just after he has Jen the Hen's head aimed towards his open mouth, ready to take the first bite. The screen blacks out, except for a Denny's sign.]

narrator: Stop going to Norm's. Seriously . . . it's time.

And that's not all. I conceived of another tv commercial, while I was just having dinner at Norm's, tonight. I made the mistake of choosing Norm's, as if I hadn't learned my lesson already, about Norm's "food."

[Same cast as above (a man and a lady as Norm's customers, and the Fiber One expert advice guy, from the Fiber One commercials. The man and lady are debating about whether or not Norm's food has cardboard or good fiber. The lady and man are sitting together, at the same table.]

lady: Yuck! Norm's "food" tastes awful. I'm sure it has cardboard for fiber.

man: Yeah, it sure tastes that bad, and it's tough as cardboard, or maybe leather.

[The Fiber One man just arrived, just in time to overhear the above lines. The man suddenly looks at the F. O. man, and points at him, as he says his next line.]

man: Oh . . . I get it. Norm's food "is delicious and doesn't have any cardboard in it.

[The camera shifts for a close up of F. O. man's face. He is grimmacing, as he thinks about this discussion, and what he's going to say next. He really is honest, so he isn't going to lie to them about Norm's food, even if he does work for Norm's.]

F. O. man: Hmmm . . . actually, Norm's meals have about half a day's worth of cardboard in each one. If I hadn't left that grocery store for Norm's, I wouldn't be in this spot of having to explain this one.

lady: Ahhhh! You mean I have to eat TWO Norm's meals to get a whole day's worth of cardboard?

F. O. man: I'm afraid so.

[On hearing this, the lady keels over, onto her side, on the bench seat.

man: No way. I can't get down even one. We're leaving.

[The man tries to revive the lady by pushing on her, but it's no use. He'll have to wait till she comes to. The camera catches a closeup of F. O. man's face, goes back to the man staring down at the lady, then pans out and fades into the image of a Denny's sign.]

narrator: Don't make the same mistake these two made. Go to Denny's, instead.

These two commercials remind me of one I wrote months ago, but haven't posted it here. I really hope to get paid for that one, but I haven't submitted it to Denny's. I should.

You know, I bet you all have stopped using the shortcut widget to the start of the blog. You wouldn't want to miss the latest chicken-related ads, would you? I sure wouldn't want to miss them. How could one not be curious about those. Did you see the ad, above, for the chicken catapulter? You don't think anyone would use it to catapult you, do you, Jen the Hen? That'd be awful.

The above blog entry was made on February 3, 2009.

How did three days pass since the last blog entry?

It's Groundhog day. Celebrate, and do it with me. Do chickens get along with groundhogs?

By the way, I just heard, the other day, that your relationship with John Mayer is off again. The title, He's Just Not That into You, reminds me of a thing or two. That must be a follow-up to that perhaps facetious comment I made to you here, a while back, about maybe I'd start acting like I don't care that you seem to be ignoring me, because after all, "who cares." See, if it weren't for that, this new movie wouldn't even be a twinkle in a producer's or writer's eye, and you wouldn't be doing it. You have me to thank, at least for that movie. Be sure sure to thank me in person, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on February 2, 2009.

I'd love to do the following "skit" for a GOP tv spot:

[The camera moves in closer to the man on the phone.]

man: What?! What do you mean, "when am I going to be all cleared out?!" "What does my mother think of me? My father? How much were government offices going for?" Listen, you've got me all wrong. I'm only going to tell you this one time, so listen up: I'm a BLOGGER, not BLAGO. Got that?

[The man hangs up with a loud jangle (old phone).]

Speaking of Chicago, I just experienced a couple of epiphanies. You were IN Chicago? Since you were Brad's last chick, you were "a chick ago," hence you ARE Chicago, Jen the Hen. In conclusion, not only are you Chicago, I've also just proved that Chicago is a chicken.

I expect to do a one-night live performance on my uke, early in February, in LA. Now I have to decide whether I'm going to do one of my new pieces, or a different one. I'm loving it.

The above blog entry was made on January 30, 2009.

I just wrote a new song tonight (Jan. 28th), and it's about you, Jen the Hen. It's done in slide ukulele, so it sounds like it's at home on the farm or chicken ranch. I hope you like it. I wasn't even planning it. It was a spontaneous inspiration in me, and that's what resulted; a new piece of music.

I just saw a tv report that said you lost your head. It was about a Church's Chicken car having its chicken head stolen. Now it only has the tail in place. You need to pull yourself together. It's not the end of the world.

The above blog entry was made on January 29, 2009.

Should I say it? Well, I forgot what it was, anyway. But it reminded me of the fact that chicken is like diet food. I seem to lose weight faster substituting chicken for beef.

I want to know something. Is it possible for me to resume making a living, or am I perpetually doomed to being unemployed? Do you know? I haven't even been looking for the kind of work I used to do (manual labor), because not only am I not willing, I'm not able to do much lifting. Maybe I should start acting as my own agent, and try to get gigs here and there. I'm still afraid of someone stealing my new stuff, so that consideration acts as a complication with the idea. My alternative is to play other people's music. That way I wouldn't be risking such a ripoff. Maybe I should just go for it anyway, and right away.

The above blog entry was made on January 28, 2009.

Your E! True Hollywood Story was on again, on Monday night. I watched it again.

Did you read my mention of the band, Counting Crows, in yesterday's Madonna blog entry? I was just thinking, what if I had a band named Counting Chickens? Uh . . . I need to take a quick count . . . uh . . . Oh my! I seem to be minus one chicken. How did it get away? Where did you get to, Jen the Hen? That's frustrating. You can't buy chickens year round, you know. Chicks are mostly a Spring item.

The above blog entry was made on January 26, 2009.

Phenomenal. I was playing on my uke earlier, then I felt tired, and lay down for a short while. Then I got up, and an E! True Hollywood Story, on Sheryl Crow, was just starting. I watched it, and immediately became engrossed in it. I made myself watch it all the way to the end. Somewhere along the line, they mentioned that you and Courtney Cox are good friends with her, and I was thinking, "Oh, really? That's phenomenal." I've met both you and Courtney. Maybe I'll have the chance of meeting Sheryl too, sometime. The one of hers that I like, which jumpstarted her career, was All I Want to Do. I was hearing it, years ago, and I was immediately liking it. It has the kind of sound that does something for me. There's a lot of music out there that I don't enjoy, but that one I like.

The above blog entry was made on January 25, 2009.

I was going to label this link to a video as "surprise link," thinking that's the only way to get most of you to see the video, but decided to be more specific. NRA Minute Video

I found a plastic statuette of a chicken today, but decided not to buy it. Its comb was slightly chipped, and it was used, and I was too low on cash to want to buy it.

Now that you've watched the Grassroots Minute Video, Click this link, to the latest NRA Grassroots newsletter (on-site). NRA Grassroots newsletter

The above blog entry was made on January 24, 2009.

Click to see the large format version of this picture.

You knew I had to be doing something, since the last entry here. I was working with purchase things and camera things. I just received my Konica Minolta Dimage Z3 camera today. It's a great little camera. I already installed my new 1GB SD card into it, just now. It's a micro-SD card, with an adapter to make it fit into a standard SD slot. It works, of course. Now I've got two great cameras, the Olympus SP-320 and this one. I'm thinking I ought to put one of them up for sale right away, since I'm so broke. In this picture, I zoomed in till I couldn't any more, and still have all three statuettes fully in view. You should see the picture I snapped, of my poinsettia, with my Olympus. It looks impressively like a publicity photo, to advertise their camera. It looks awsome. Visit today's Madonna blog entry to see it, too. Don't miss it.

By the way, notice in this photo is that fish that swallowed my business card. This photo also contains those three angel statuettes, I got for Christmas of 2007. Remember those? Finally, here is a look at them.

The above blog entry was made on January 21, 2009.

I've long toyed with the idea of taking up surfing and snorkling and scuba diving. If I get the "best job in the world," it'd be my opportunity to finally go through with this stuff. The job is that way. I could continue to compose and write music at night, while at that six-month job, in Queensland, Australia. You think I'm a better pick, in terms of publicity, than someone totally unknown to the public? I think I am. At least, I deserve to be. I've earned the right to a good public image. It's about time that image finally showed up, for me.

Did you see the context ad, at the top of the page, this time? It proclaims "the naked truth about keeping chickens at home." Did you click on over, to find out what it says, Jen the Hen? You're not going to stop keeping yourself at home, no matter what it says? I don't blame you for that. I think I heard something else about chickens, on tv recently, but I wasn't listening, so I don't know what it was. Have you been noticing more mentions of chickens on tv, lately? I sure have.

The above blog entry was made on January 16, 2009.

I just saw a tv commercial, I wasn't paying attention to, for a tv show called something like "Today LA." I couldn't find it in an internet search, just now. Well, they had the sound of a rooster crowing in the background. That's a hint that it may be a morning show. Know the one I'm talking about? There's that chicken theme, again. How do you like that? See, I've caused chickens to be happening high art, on tv. You have me to thank for that, Jen the Hen. Have you been following any of these chicken ad links, on this page? I can't. It's against Google Adsense rules for the owner of the page to follow those ad links. If there's anything there worthwhile, let me know. I may still be buying a chicken, come Spring. No, I'm not planning to eat it. I want it as a pet. I hope to take it for walks. I almost burst a blood vessel in my head, laughing at that one, just now.

The above blog entry was made on January 15, 2009.

Think I'm going to say something about chickens this time? Uh . . . I did have something cross my mind earlier. Uh . . . maybe it'll come to mind later.

How do you like that story that broke Tuesday, about Australia intending to hire someone to live on an island for six months. They want him to live it up, including snorkling. They want him to be a good swimmer. It's for a tourism publicity campaign, since they want to perk up their traffic. I'm very willing to be the one. I'd practice my swimming through start date, sometime in May, for that $100,000 salary, for the six months. That's what it pays. I could use it, as you know. You can put in a word for me. I really want that job, a lot. Really. If I were to buy an underwater camera bag, for one of my cameras, I'd be able to take underwater photos, while snorkling. That'd be great. You never know what fish you'll meet underwater. I guess I wouldn't run into you, since chickens don't hang out at the sea. Darn.

The above blog entry was made on January 14, 2009.

Well, do you recognize this new music? I was mentioning it here, months ago. It was in a tv commercial, months ago, which didn't do it justice. Its 70th birthday is this year. It was recorded by Ary Barroso, in 1939. It became the national anthem of Brazil. That's a clue as to how much it's liked in Brazil. It's name is Aquarela Do Brasil, which means "watercolor of Brazil." I remastered it, and here it is.

The above blog entry was made on January 13, 2009.

You ought to read what I just wrote in today's Madonna blog entry. I just put together a new piece of music that I'm planning to call The Red Carpet, after red carpet events, in general. That forms another pun, "after red carpet." This new one isn't in time for the Golden Globes, which was Saturday. I'm not sure they'd ever use this new sound for any red carpet events, but I'm hoping they would. It'd be perfect.

I've been seeing you on tv, in a commercial, Jen the Hen. I recognized you. You're the chicken lamp, in the EdenPure Gen[the Hen]3 commercial. I wish I were getting such high-paying jobs. That chicken lamp is a real heating system, but you already know you're hot. I'm not telling you anything.

The above blog entry was made on January 12, 2009.

Got a Canon F30 multifunction printer, Jen the Hen? I do. My realtor friend, Ralph, gave it to me. I've got technical advice, for anyone who has one, or plans to buy one, or has to set one up (install one). It's crucial information, for anyone that installs that model. My techno blog is getting busy, lately. Maybe I'll pay more attention to it (make more entries), now.

The above blog entry was made on January 11, 2009.

Tonight was another new song night. It's seems odd how with most of these latest songs, I didn't have a clear idea that I was going to make a new one happen that very night, but then, all of a sudden, there it was . . . and another . . . and another. I'm starting to feel obligated, to myself, to keep cranking out new ones, at a rate approaching one per night. I can do it. Why not? Since it's easy for me, I'd be depriving myself to not let myself accomplish what I'm capable of. How's that for an idea of how things are going for me, now?

The above blog entry was made on January 10, 2009.

I just made another entry into my techno blog. It is more on the topic of overfull temporary internet folders, and what symptom that had on Internet Explorer, this time. If you EVER find Internet Explorer not working the way you're accustomed to, definitely give this information a thought. Chances are this is all you need to do to fix the problem. Speaking of Windows, you Vista users take note. Microsoft just admitted that Vista has deficiencies, and recommended using their new operating system, called "Windows 7." I hate to plug Microsoft software, but this was just in the tv news yesterday or today. I've never even used Vista, let along Windows 7, myself.

The above blog entry was made on January 9, 2009.

I gave birth to another work of music, a short while ago. I feel like I'm the most fecund growing field of quality music in the world. Do you believe me? I am.

The above blog entry was made on January 7, 2009.

I've got yet another new song in the works. You can read about it in today's Madonna blog entry. This newest one is as good as that first recent one, which I created on Christmas. Do you think the ukulele makes all music sound Hawaiian? That's an idea I'm pondering, lately.

The above blog entry was made on January 6, 2009.

I just caught an episode of Friends on tv. It was the one in which you bet your apartment, against the guys having to get rid of their rooster. You lost. You remember. You didn't really move, did you? That would have changed the look of the show. What was the problem? Was the rooster coming on to you? How could it not flip for you? Chickens sure get on tv a lot. What tv show are you shooting now?

Did you see the weather report on Fairbanks, Alaska, today? They showed, on tv, the Fred Meyers sign, with a temperature display of 62 degrees below zero, on it. There's no sign of global warming in that shot. Fairbanks isn't even as cold as Barrow, Alaska. I don't believe the report, in a documentary, in which a guy said he can work outside, in -55°, in only a t-shirt. No mortal could do that. Only a ghost could survive that. He was either a ghost, or a liar. I'm sure of it. It can be interpreted as more "global warming" hype. "Global warming" is a gargantuan hoax.

The above blog entry was made on January 5, 2009.

Fortunately, camera buys have kept getting better, since the digital camera age. I've been doing my homework, tracking down the best buys. I'm now looking at professional quality cameras. I wish I had time for other things Friday, but I was shopping for my next camera.

The above blog entry was made on January 3, 2009.

Happy New Year, Jen the Hen, even though you don't deserve it, since you're partying with John Maher, instead of me.

Have you noticed that chicken and chicken coup ads are now appearing on this page? Do you feel honored by that? My writing about your being a chicken is putting that kind of ad here automatically. I didn't choose those ads. Those are relevant, though. True.

Are you reading the latest Madonna blog entries, here? I've been doing a lot of new music composing. The count is up to three, since Christmas. I've set myself a minumum goal of 12, to fill a new CD. This is an exciting time for me.

The above blog entry was made on January 1, 2009.

Here's another one of those "you ought to read what I just wrote in today's Madonna blog entry." Like ancient music? I've captured the sound in my second new song. Sounds possibly classical.

The above blog entry was made on December 31, 2008.

You must read what I just wrote in my Madonna blog, for today. I tentatively plan to nominate my new song for a Grammy award, for the 2009 eligibility year. I have to meet certain requirement with it, to qualify it, including releasing it according to their standards. Their rules can seem like a bitch, to indigent recording artists. Now that I've thought about it more, I can hardly imagine how I'm going to come up with the money to do it. I'd have to find a financial sponsor, because I have no money of my own to even run off a production lot of CD's, to enable me to have a chance to sell them to merchants, to meet the commercial qualifications. I don't want to release it online, because I think I'd be cheated if I did it that way.

Alright! A GEICO gecko picture ad this time, when I just loaded this page. How do you like that, Jen the Hen?

The above blog entry was made on December 30, 2008.

I just received a letter of acknowledgment from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. It's in response to an electronic letter I sent her on October 31st, of this year. I didn't include my home address in the message, but she still mailed a response to me, the first I've received from her. They must have thought something of my message, to look up my mailing address, to respond. The number of responses I've gotten from politicians is growing. This year, 2008, has been busy for me, politically. Want to read this letter I sent her? Here it is:
Letter to Nancy Pelosi Speaker Pelosi didn't mention which letter, specifically, she was replying to, but the last one I sent her was the above, which coincidentally I sent to her, and other politicians, on Halloween. You don't think it took them close to two months to figure out my street address, do you? This could be on Conan O'brien. How many politicians does it take to look up someone's address? Uh . . . I dunno . . . uh . . . the same number of Polacks it takes? I'm a Polack, so I can say that.

The above blog entry was made on December 29, 2008.

I've got some positive technical information for you. In my techno blog, I just described how to clean up a printer cartridge, if it refuses to print, even though you know you have put enough ink into it. You follow the rich bitch tradition of thowing away whatever, when it acts up? Well, it's not too late to change your extravagant ways, Jen the Hen. It's easy to do, anyway. You should read my explanation of how to get your printer cartridge working again. I explained it so well, even a chicken can do it. "What? Even a chicken can do it? Man. There they go again with those insinuations." The GEICO caveman would be offended by that remark, even though he's a cave MAN. It'd remind him of those GEICO ads, putting down the caveman. GEICO must pay me if they use this story idea. No freebees, GEICO. I may have been countless cavemen, in past lives, but that doesn't mean I have to let anyone use my writing for free.

I just realized that you're also a jenny (Jenny), a "female ass," that is. I know; everyone already knew that from the beginning. Maybe you're every kind of animal on earth, not just a chicken and a jenny, Jen the Hen? What kind of animal will I think of your being, next? Ah! I just thought of one. You're also a party animal. I can vouch for that, except you weren't enough of a party animal with me, personally. You must get with it. You do't want people to think you're wishy-washy, do you? You should act more like a nymphomaniac towards me. I'd appreciate it.

I'm so influencial. Here's another example. The other day, maybe yesterday, I emailed Bill O'Reilly, at Fox cable tv news. I sent him a copy of a recent email listing, I received, of grant opportunities from the federal government. It's the same list I put a link to, here, the other day. So, just now, on channel 40 cable, the same channel Bill O'Reilly is on, they did a segment on pork spending, as if in response to my email. Hurray for me! I'm having a positive impact on government.

The above blog entry was made on December 28, 2008.

Yesterday's blog entry sure rambled on. I hope you check it again, to make sure you've read everything in it. I kept adding and adding to it.

The above blog entry was made on December 27, 2008.

Oh my god. Guess what? I've got a new, original song in the works, all of a sudden. I wasn't expecting to compose tonight, on Christmas, but my musical creativity was in full force, so this new song took shape, like a newborn child being born. I knew right away that I had to write it down, with the intention of doing the finishing touches to it, when I get to it, maybe tomorrow (today, really, since it's the wee hours of the 26th). I plan to record it. Since one song is never enough, I'm going to compose another dozen or so songs for a new CD. This is exciting. Read what I said about this, in today's Madonna blog entry. I think this is the moment I was waiting for.

Have you noticed the little captions that give your IQ, Jen the Hen? One said it was 125, and another, just now, said it's 114. Have you been getting a little dumber, lately? Actually, they're both pretty good scores, for a chicken. How do you do it? Being a chicken, you had to be that smart, to get them to give you millions of dollars? That's believable.

How is it possible for the U. S. government, or ANY government, to have enough money to fund all those research grants? Did you click over, from the piggies widget above, to the LONG list of U. S. grants, IN JUST ONE EMAILED LIST, ON ONE DAY? It's mind boggling. The politicians are obviously out of their minds to think the public can afford such pork, or that the public is even interested. Is the government a government or a research organization? For what it's worth, such research is sponsoring oppression technology, investment in official lies, with which to cheat people out of, not only their money, but out of their rights. Granted, that this is the longest list of such emailed grant announcements that I've seen so far, but they send these grant opportunity lists, AT LEAST ONE PER DAY ON THE AVERAGE! WOW! This proves that American politicians have obsessive compulsive disorders, which drive them to constantly spend on SUB-useless pork. This combined with their nanny-state mentality shows them to be both a danger to themselves and to society, and that they must immediately be committed for life to mental institutions. It's an emergency! The public let one of the Chicago class politicians (mobsters) into the Whitehouse, in handing Barack the key to the oval office. How long is it going to take to figure out how badly the public blew it this time? It is NO wonder the U. S. is losing its financial ass. It would be a wonder if it weren't, with this kind of insane spending going on. Let's make them knock this shit off, NOW!

I hope I'm not jinxing myself, or the traffic there, by mentioning updates about the NRA stuff. What I have to say this time is that I just put the latest Grassroots Alert up, which is accessible from near the top of my politics page. I wish you people would start visiting it. It won't bite you. I'm a little late putting it up, but they are taking a couple of weeks off, and will issue their next Grassroots Alert for the 9th of January.

Hmm. I just saw you on tv, on the show, Keeping up with the Kardashians. They showed an excerpt from that show, in which a chicken suddenly flew out of someone's arm's. You're sure on tv a lot, Jen the Hen.

I asked the radio station, that Alan Berg once worked for, to hire me to fill his old spot. I want to be the most irreverent radio talk show host, ever. My politics aren't like Berg's, though. I'd give the callers a hard time, according to my own beliefs. "Belief" is really something like a dirty word, in my book. People use the word synonymously with "political lie." It must have been a month ago that I emailed that radio station, and I've never heard from them, to this day. They have a posted policy of only hiring interns, or hosts, from among currently enrolled, or graduates, of journalism. Maybe Giuliana would put in a word for me with them. She's a full-fledged journalist. But she would? It's worth a try, maybe. I'm going to contact her right away. She'll have to explain herself, when I see her the next time, if the radio station doesn't tell me I've got the job. I'd take a comparable position at another station, even.

This has been one of those days when I kept having things to say, here. This morning, at approaching 7:00am, the roofs of both of the houses, to the rear and to the side, were completely white with frost. The temperature was 32 1/2 ° F, and it probably dropped the rest of the way to 32, by a quarter past seven. That's when the coldest point of the 24-hour day occurs. Apparently, the neighbor to the side didn't have their heater on this morning, because their roof has usually frosted only above the eve, but this time the whole roof was white. They have no attic space above that room, so for the frost to cover the whole roof, the temperature would have to either get exceptionally cold, or they'd have to have their heater off, which had to be the case this time. Brrr. Hollywood is not quite as cold, in the Winter, as where I live, usually.

Oh, one more thing about that Kardashian chicken. It looked like the one on the far right, in this background picture. So, that's the one who's you? People still can't tell, after all your pictures?

The above blog entry was made on December 26, 2008.

I was just thinking, the other day, that the theme music on The Soup, reminds me of Paris Hilton problems, specifically. How can a melody rendition remind me of a specific person? It sounds like it was done with her in mind. Really. Check it out. Maybe someone could record a tune to sound like your problems, Jen the Hen? That's a thought. I'll keep it in mind. I might come up with something, if I can find the time.

I thought of such a sound already. This Carmirelli song sounds like you, the singing chicken at the farm. Picture it. Enjoy, Jen the Hen.

I just found a coin pusher machine, at a local thrift store. First, I watched someone try it. He won, but I don't know how many quarters he pulled out. It sounded like maybe a half dozen, which would come to a dollar and a half. He left, then I tried it. I won three times, but the last time, the machine kept most of the payoff. I heard three quarters fall, but only one quarter came out. It apparently has a secret compartment to pilfer part of the payoffs. At that point, I would have broken even, but I took an overall 50 cent loss. I was also cheated when I got a triple something at a slot machine, in Laughlin, decades ago. I hit the jackpot during an announced double payoff period, but they denied it when I tried to collect. I've always been cheated at everything, all my life. This is sounding like a Rodney Dangerfield thing. I really lived what Rodney joked about.

The above blog entry was made on December 24, 2008.

I unexpectedly got into a big music theory discussion, in today's Madonna blog entry. It's simple enough for anyone to understand, though.

The above blog entry was made on December 23, 2008.

I have a clay fish, which looks like an x-ray view, after it swallowed one of my business cards. It's now on display, propped up with a leg, like a picture in a picture frame. I never know what I'll find next. That would be nice, in the reception area, if I had a reception area.

The above blog entry was made on December 22, 2008.

I just revised a couple of pages of ukulele chord diagrams. Read today's Madonna blog entry for more about it. It has a link to my new ukulele chord page. Don't miss it, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on December 21, 2008.

Rich people think they have problems. It's even harder being poor, at least for some. That's been one of my biggest problems. This cheap guitar thing is another case in point.

Now, what am I supposed to say to you, Jen the Hen? On tv, earlier tonight, they said that it looks like your relationship with John Mayer may have gone beyond puppy love. Why would they use that expression to decribe your relationship? You're well into adulthood, at least according to all reports I've seen. They just meant you seem to be in love with him? Do you want me to tell you again that I'm jealous? What good would that do?

Believe it or not, a while back, maybe a week ago, I was trying to buy a live baby chicken. At the one place I went for one, they only had an adult chicken. I may have been interested in buying it, but the guy told me it was on hold for the mailman, who he said wanted one. It was what they call a buff chicken. He didn't tell me that, but I saw a picture of that kind of chicken, when I was searching the internet for whatever kind of chicken. This place I went to had the bird in a cage on the floor. I'm tempted to go back once in a while, in case the mailman backs out of the deal. A chicken could make a good pet, I think, if it doesn't fly away, on a lark, one day. Chickens will do that sometimes. I guess that's one of the reasons chicken farmers use chicken coops, to secure their inventory of chickens. Chickens are real birds; they really fly, sometimes. Can you picture me walking one on a leash, like I saw on Seinfeld one time? That looks so amusing. There's a place, not far from home, that sells genuine chicken feed, one for baby chicks, and one for adult chickens. That's the kind you eat? This paragraph suddenly looks like a follow-up to the preceeding one, about whether or not you're an adult.

The above blog entry was made on December 17, 2008.

I'm starting to feel like a musical instrument manufacturer. You should read today's entry in my Madonna blog.

The above blog entry was made on December 16, 2008.

I just saw Jim Carrey interviewed on Larry King. He had some amazingly interesting things to say. Coincidentally, his wife's name is "Jenny." Doesn't that seem something like your name, Jen the Hen? You're a real Jenny. Really. Want to know the most mind-blowing thing he said during that interview? He said that everything that happens to you is the best thing that ever happened to you in your life. Believe that? I'm not sure I do, but he had some interesting things to say, in connection with that idea. See, even Jim Carrey is a philosopher, albeit an odd sort of one. Want to jump off a cliff? After all, it'd be the best thing that ever happened to you, according to that idea of Jim's. He spoke of an idea that reminded me of karma, or bad karma. He said something like how everything's controlled by some grand intelligence, and that everything that happens is out of that lofty influence. That idea reminds me of ascribing things to the handiwork of a Supreme Being. He could also have meant the more pagan idea of many entities/beings having a hand in the works. My thinking is more aligned to that idea. Now you know. Now I know that Jim and I share some common ground, philosophically, and with someone as wacky as him. Who would have guessed.

The above blog entry was made on December 15, 2008.

It was colder than the Weather Channel predicted this morning. They said about 41 degrees, but it really got down to 36 degrees.

The above blog entry was made on December 14, 2008.

If you want to learn a little musical mathematics, I just wrote something interesting into my Madonna blog, for today.

I just wrote an update in my Madonna blog, about my just having fixed the intonation of my ukulele. Now the thing is accurate enough for public performances. Before it wasn't.

The above blog entry was made on December 13, 2008.

You know what particularly amuses me, about the current tabloid report, about you being naked for some magazine or something? The fact that the molt period, for chickens, has just ended a while back. Their/your molting period lasts for 3 1/2 to 4 months, and runs from late Summer through early Fall. So, those photos are hot off the press, if they're this year's. I'm glad to hear about it, Jen the Hen. I'm also glad to hear that you aren't preggers or tying the knot with JM.

Oh my god! Your ratings are slipping. My Madonna blog just passed this blog's traffic. Maybe the molted Jen the Hen pictures will help bring a rebound? You think? Do chickens usually cross their legs during their molt? Do they get embarrassed? I'm just wondering about it.

By the way, New Orleans just got some snow for the first time in four years, according to a weather report today. I'm glad they got it. Are Angie and Brad in their Big Easy home to take it in, or are they holed up in their French place, to avoid it? Maybe they got snow there too?

Speaking of recent tv reports about you, I just noticed a word coincidence. You were reported, a while back, as having commented that you consider it a badge of honor to be turning 40. Well, I was just noticing the Spanish word, "enbejecer," which means "to grow old." The "enbe" part reminds me of the English word "envy." B's and V's are pronounced the same way in Spanish. So, it's envious to be turning 40? For a chicken, maybe. Their life expectancy is only 10 or 15 years. Am I going to keep thinking of coincidences between you and chickens, Jen the Hen?

The above blog entry was made on December 11, 2008.

I just saw Close Encounters of the Third Kind, on AMC, on cable. It's about time. What I didn't like was the part where the guy started acting crazy, as if a UFO encounter would drive one mad. That portrayal is unfair to people who've made real contact with that other aspect of life. Craziness is mostly a myth, made up by busybody governments, who use the craziness idea to deprive people of theirs rights. You know why institutionalized people make all kinds of odds movements and contortions? It's a side effect of psychiatric medications. They all are damaged by those so-called medicines. It's institutionalization that makes people crazy, not life. Psychiatry is in the business of MAKING people crazy, not curing craziness.

The above blog entry was made on December 7, 2008.

What a surprise. It appears that the My 13 LA 11:00pm news has been canceled. Instead of Lauren Sanchez and Rick Garcia, now there is Christine Devine, with the channel eleven news, with the 11 logo at the bottom corner of the screen. Could they be experiencing financial hard times so much, as to have to curtail programming like that? Do you think their ratings were down?

Are you losing popularity, Jen the Hen? The reason I asked, is that the traffic to my Madonna blog has almost caught up with the traffic to this page. How do you explain that? Do you think that Madonna's divorce from Guy has boosted my credibility? It'd boost my credibility a lot more if she'd start getting reported being with me, of course. I was with her a lot, decades ago, before the paparrazi blitz got into full swing.

The above blog entry was made on December 3, 2008.

Last month was the first time my website's income covered the cost of the hosting service. That's still a long way from compensating me for my time and effort. It's a big improvement, though.

I was just creating some original ukulele chord diagrams, to my own specifications. It's tedious work. I'm having a problem with my ukulele's neck being too narrow for me. I wish I could afford one with a broader neck. My fingers get too scrunched trying to play some chords. Instrument makers make an instrument too hard to play, when they make it with too-narrow a neck. You'd think they'd know how bad that is. I guess they just don't care. I guess they figure someone will order a custom-made instrument, with a wider neck. I can barely afford a bottom-of-the-line Chinese one, let alone a custom one. If someone wants me to make custom chord diagrams for them, they can let me know. I'd have to charge for it. It's a lot of work. I can make chord diagrams for uke, guitar, or whatever. They all follow the same chord theory. It's just a matter of adapting it to a particular instrument, which is simple enough to do, but it's laborious. It takes hours upon hours.

By the way, one of your rooster friends was caught in a tv news story earlier. I think they said his name was "Guillermo." He was poking around at some fast-food place.

The above blog entry was made on December 2, 2008.

If I weren't so broke, I'd buy more of the clay chickens. Those are great. I never thought I'd be interested in collecting clay sculpture. It's habit-forming.

By the way, in case you were wondering, the reason Jill wasn't on Good Day LA, on Thanksgiving morning, was because she's a turkey. She was obligated to be dinner for the day. It's hard to understand how she can be everyone's turkey dinner, just as it's hard to understand how Santa Claus can get to everyone for Christmas. It's one of those mysteries. I expect her back at work Monday morning, though.

The above blog entry was made on November 30, 2008.

Don't worry, people eat turkey, not chicken, for Thanksgiving. A hen is a female . . . uh . . . bird. You're a female turkey? Oh no! If they come for you, make a run for it. Don't let 'em take you alive, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on November 27, 2008.

Do you think you could get through the Living Language Spanish audio/text self-study course, in 24 hours? Maybe, but you'd prefer to break the 24 hours up into three-hour-or-less blocks? I'm sure you could, Jen the Hen. At least you could, if you've already studied considerable Spanish. Try it. A once-through can work wonders, and repetition can do even more, for one's conversational powers in Spanish. I've collected quite a few of those Living Language series courses. Now, I have to find time for all of that. It's tough, with the creditors' lawyers breathing down my neck, and with other necessities impinging upon me constantly.

It's so close to Christmas again, that, as you can see above, I'm already losing my head over you, Jen the Hen. You know by now that that has become the holiday tradition for me. Yeah, it's that time of the year again. I just put on the Christmas music again, by Carmirelli. I figure it, and the decorations, should be here for a month before Christmas, till about a week or so afterward.

The above blog entry was made on November 24, 2008.

There's a good interview, with Reese Witherspoon, in today's (Nov. 23, 2008) edition of Parade magazine. Since I was with Reese, going on two years ago, in West Hollywood, one reading wasn't enough for me. I read it a second time. Excuse me for not being able to contain my excitement, but I have one thing to say to you, Reese: "Yippee, you're single again! I'm looking forward to another get together with you. A guy's got to have hope." Reese is so "interesting," for lack of a better word, Jen the Hen. So, what effect does this have on your losing 35 pounds? I don't know. You two are competing for me? Maybe I AM the most happening guy in Hollywood, in terms of broads? I wish. Come to think of it, with Madonna's divorce on its way to finalization, I must have at least three A-list broads competing for me, at this point in time. Whew! How did I do it? I'm not complaining. If you count Angelina, that makes four. I'm sure she'd dump Brad for me in a flash, even though they have three biological children together. That's especially since I lost 35 pounds, myself. Things are looking up for me, it seems.

Speaking of Angie, remember I told you I met her and Brad someplace in Fullerton, about three years ago? Well, in my way of knowing things, I know they were thinking they'd offer me some money. I don't want to say what I think that was about, but it now gives me an idea. If I take them up on the idea now, like to the tune of about a million, I can pay them back once I've primed the money pump, and have it coming in on my own. What do you think? Since I don't have their mailing address, why don't you drop this idea on them for me, Jen the Jen? I'd much appreciate it. I'm really pressed for time, as I've got a damned lawsuit hanging over me again, about a credit card. I'm in a mad rush. Hurry. To tell you the truth of how I'd probably spend it, I'd buy a modest house in the Hollywood area, or even the London area (I'm torn between the two), or maybe near New York city. Decisions, decisions. The remainder I'd live on. What's nice about real estate is that I could immediately offer the house for sale, at a nice profit. It'd be the combining of business and pleasure. There's still money in real estate, despite the downturn. The problem applies less to people who can pay cash. While waiting for the house to sell (which money I could reinvest in another house), I could be working on something showbiz related. This could work. Really. You people know me. You know I'm not a scammer. If I were to keep reinvesting in real estate, eventually I should come up with enough money to pay back the original.

The above blog entry was made on November 23, 2008.

I've been working on time-lapsed photography of a large, in-the-ground poinsettia. It's behind schedule this year. It was already almost fully red, by the first of November, last year. This year, it's still got a considerable way to go. I think the warmer weather, this Fall, has delayed the reddening of its bracts, for this round. Maybe it'll be finished reddening by the first of December. I'm not confident of that, since we've got barely more than a week, to the start of December. It's got a lot of red, at this point in time, though.

The above blog entry was made on November 22, 2008.

I just saw a profile still photo of you on tv recently, and it reminds me of the profile of a chicken/rooster. Really. Can you guess which shot I'm talking about? Check it out, if it's not too late. Profile? Hmmm. Pun there.

I just saw a Google ad, near the start of my Madonna blog. It said you swear by acai berry, as you lost 35 pounds that way. That's about how much I've lost myself, since the beginning of September of this year. I lost the weight my own way, though, Jen the Hen. Oh my god, I just realized something. If you really lost 35 pounds, maybe that's why you looked so much skinnier last New Years, in West Hollywood. That was you, wasn't it? Who was the guy? I'm still jealous of him, and of your being with John Mayer so much.

The above blog entry was made on November 20, 2008.

The Church of Satan is DEFINITELY criminal. DEFINITELY. You should read the email response I just received from their "administration." Visit me, and I'll let you read it, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on November 19, 2008.

Here is an old, but very precious, piece of art, from when I was a very small child. I was sitting in the shopping cart, which my mother was pulling along the aisle, when I caught sight of a piece of rooster art, which was hanging on display, above the level of my head. As my mother continued on, I emphatically pointed out that rooster, which was at that moment behind me. She walked over, and grabbed one/it, and brought it to me, and aksed me: "This?" I emphatically affirmed, "yes!" Fortunately she bought it, and brought it home with us. To this very day, that plastic rooster has been on display in our kitchen, and is now above the service-porch kitchen door. Here it is, memorialized for all eternity. Isn't it adorable? It's unthinkable that it could ever be lost or destroyed. Sculpture doesn't get any better than this. It's beyond words. While I was a small child, I broke off the left portion of the wavy base. That's a shame. My mother stopped me from doing any more damage to it. Well, at least that much of it has survived. I had asked her to hand it to me, and she did, and that's what happened. Oh well.

While I'm on the subject of art, here's that hen pen holder, I mentioned a while back. Next to it is a more recent clay item I picked up at the same cheap outlet. Both items are of clay. I love them both. I was going to get more chicken items a while back, but I hesitated to spend that little bit of money, and now those other ones are gone. What a shame. This black cup is chrome-plated, inside.

The above blog entry was made on November 18, 2008.

We're approaching the 30th anniversary of the Jim Jone's Guayana mass suicide, of November 18, 1978. I read a true crime book about this story years ago. CNN has got a long audio of it. Click the following link to listen to it:
Full audio of Jim Jone's mass suicide in Guayana, November of 1978
Even after reading that book, listening to this audio helps put it all into perspective.

By the way, yesterday was Charlie's 74th birthday. Happy birthday, Charlie.

Here's an interesting quote I just came upon:

With courage you will dare to take risks, have the strength to be compassionate and the wisdom to be humble. Courage is the foundation of integrity. -- Keshavan Nair (from The Artist's Way, by Julia Cameron)

What does that remind me of? That the U. S. politician has no courage, and consequently, no base of integrity. The U. S. politician is a fraud, like Al Gore.

The above blog entry was made on November 13, 2008.

Jen, I have books in the works. I plan, tentatively, to write a couple of books. One is going to be about U. S. politics. I've already decided on the title. The other is going to be another diet book, and hopefully a diet sensation. My running total is 30 pounds lost so far, since I started my latest round of dieting, around the beginning of September of this year, on one of the diets I invented myself. I'm good. I'm a REAL dietician. You know that? Over the years, I've developed THREE successful diets, that enabled me to lose massive amounts of weight, with a good turnaround time. In fact, I want to compete with Jenny Craig and the other weight-loss companies, since I can offer people at least THREE effective weight-loss plans to choose from, not just one. I'm the best, and it's time for me to start capitalizing on my expertise, forthwith. You know, Jen the Hen, if you were to agree to fund my startup of that service, I'd be willing to name the company after you. How's:

Jen-the-Hen's System

Not bad, eh? Think of it. There'd be newly skinnier people all over the place, and they'd be thinking of you, each time they'd reflect on how they got there. It'd make you a hero, without your having to do the real work involved with the business. You'd better hurry, because I'm offering Madonna the same opportunity to buy into this company. If you act first, you're the one, rather than the material girl. Hurry. I know this can work out. One more thing. I'd be willing to cut you into the profits with this deal. I know rich people never feel like they've got enough money, no matter how much they have. I don't think you could be an exception to that principle.

The above blog entry was made on November 10, 2008.

I wanted to mention that I wrote another commercial screenplay called No, Not Norman's!. The name, "Norman," was an allusion to Norm's Restaurant. The founder's name was "Norman," "Norman Roybark." I wrote this with the intent of selling it to Denny's, maybe. It'd be perfect.

I'm thinking of writing a book about U. S. politics. America is clueless. America couldn't figure its way out of a stepped-in bubble gum, without my advice. Really. You should have donated your political campaign money to me, instead of Barack. I'm far more valuable than he could ever be.

The above blog entry was made on November 9, 2008.

I hope you're not sincere, in honoring "president-elect" Barack. Notice I refer to him by his first name, rather than his last, since a first name basis shows less respect to him. You must be sophisticated enough to understand that he's a criminal, like the other key Democrats. They created many hoaxes, which they have the "answers" to. They DEFINITELY threw the election, like all U. S. elections have been thrown in the past. Barack is definitely not legitimate. Why would you honor a false personator of authority? If you have a problem spin off from Barack's getting into office, don't say I didn't warn you, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on November 6, 2008.

Alaska just had record snowfall in Barrow, for the month of October. Yippee! It looks like the cold season may have finally begun here, where I live. Another "yippee!"

I highly recommend reading Vengeance, by George Jonas, the book I just mentioned. It would help you comprehend the Middle Eastern stuff. It's worth the time and effort, and it reads like a good spy/assassin story.

The above blog entry was made on November 3, 2008.

If there is one book, which could be considered an ESSENTIAL handbook, and voters' guide to this 2008 U. S. presidential election, here's its title: Vengeance, by George Jonas, Bantam Books, ©1984, 1985. Through this one footnote alone, in this book, one can come to understand that the nucleus of world Communism has relocated from the Soviet Union to the Democratic Party of the U. S. Here's that footnote, from pages 368-369 (chapter 6, footnote 3):

I do not mean that from the early 1960s to this day every person who smoked pot, opposed the Vietnam War, protested pollution, demanded equal pay for women, tried to preserve endangered species, and so on was at the same time, consciously or unconsciously, furthering the foreign-policy interests of the Soviet Union. Rather, that (a) every one of these movements has served as a staging area for tiny violent minorities to disrupt Western societies or change their nature by provoking repressive measures--the ancient Communist tactic--and (b) substantially larger minorities within these movements joined them in the belief that their pet peeves, from * linear thought to the killing of the whales, were plots by or problems peculiar to the free-enterprise system.

This created a climate in the West, especially between 1965 and 1975, wherein every Western policy had to be carried out with reference to the special interests and beliefs of these groups, even when doing so was evidently injurious to the larger interests of Western societies as a whole. In talking about the consequences of the efforts of only one of these groups, the environmentalists, Paul Johnson, former editor of The New Statesman, has this to say in his book Enemies of Society (New York: Atheneum, 1977), p. 101: "The precise economic effects, in terms of human misery and death, of the ecolobby's coup will never be known . . . . The only gainer was the archetypal totalitarian state, the Soviet Union, which saw its own prestige rise, and its effective military and political power enhanced, as the wealth of the West fell and its self-confidence evaportated."

I've said this many times before, and I repeat:

There is no such thing as carbon dioxide causing global warming.

* You know what linear thought is? Believe me, you NEED to retain the RIGHT to think linearly. The liberals are in the midst of installing Stalin's political psychiatry, and they must be STOPPED, dead in their tracks. It's an emergency, so much so, that marshal law ought to be declared, to keep Barack Obama (with his Communistic left leanings) out of the oval office.

Memorize this FACT! By buying into the ecolobby, you are helping the Democrats destabilize the U. S. economy, and in so doing, install their brand of iron-hand, crushing oppression, here AND abroad. Think about it. You haven't got long till the November 4th election.The left is destabilizing the U. S. economy, to aid them in installing their sneak Communism here and in the rest of the world. The above blog entry was made on October 31, 2008.

The U. S. must not be allowed to get away with pretending the left's communistic politics to be human rights observation. The left pretends politics they don't endorse to be racism or human rights violations, or whatever. They are not entitled to invoke superior character or superior politics, to disallow anyone to oppose their agendas or political campaigns, or to stop people from speaking their minds politically. The left has been continuously engaging in dirty smear politics. Now they're denying that they've been a dirty-politics party, by shifting the accusations onto McCain and his campaign. The left doesn't own up to their own wrong doing, and they've done PLENTY wrong, from affirmative action (which is dishonest and is piracy) to mandatory insurance (which is also dishonest and is also piracy). Anyone in government in the U. S., who voted in mandatory insurance of ANY KIND, ought to be executed to set the record straight, that government-endorsed piracy shall not be tolerated, PERIOD. That goes for both mandatory auto insurance and mandatory health insurance, and it also goes for any other kind of insurance they could possibly set their sights on, as far as the mandating idea goes. The public must not endorse the left's mandatory insurance crime, of forcing people into contracts they don't want. The Democrats are not entitled to engage in coersion to sign contracts, under color of office. They may not exercise the authority of dictators, who usurp their positions to force anything they want on people. Real freedom requires that each person be able to decide for himself. The biggest-gang-wins type of government is OBVIOUSLY NOT freedom, by any stretch of the imagination. He [Obama] has no right bringing his sneak communism into the oval office, with which to manage the U. S. and its people. Stalin bullied his people with mandatory "medical." The left, in the U. S., may NOT follow Stalin's example here, in this country. Say "NO" to forced medical contracts, and say "NO" to sneak communism, by voting "NO" to Barack on November 4th.

You know how the Democrats staged the backdrop for their global warming propaganda? They used black magick, in the D. C. area, to cause the cherry blossoms to open early. Have you ever wondered why there was an apparent warming in the Washington D. C. area, and NOT anywhere else? That's exacly what is was. It was dishonest ghost magick, and they're not entitled to fake problems with magick, to pseudo-justify sneak communist laws in the U. S. Gore has to be considered to be on death row for his international "environmental" fraud crimes against the whole world. The world must recognize what's going on with this. It affects everyone everywhere. The whole "environment" cause, over the decades, has been dirty politics. Those who've made all the noise about "environmental issues" have been attempting to serve themselves, through their lies. It's time people waked up, and stopped swallowing all the "environment" lies that have been stuffed down the throats of the public, since at least as far back as the book, Silent Spring.

Read about the Silent Spring environmental hoax, here.

The above blog entry was made on October 26, 2008.

Perhaps the best book to help put the 2008 presidential election into political perspective, is a book called The Silent Brotherhood, by Kevin Flynn and Gary Gerhardt. It's nearly five-hundred detail-packed pages, and definitely worth the trouble of reading it. You'd better get your copy, and read it quick. There's not much time before November 4th. It's an emergency. You want to do the right thing by your country, don't you? It's a good-sized book, and it takes an effort to get through it quickly. Don't dally.

The above blog entry was made on October 24, 2008.

How's this, for a possibly uncanny coincidence? Mr. Blackwell, the worst-dressed-list guy, passed away while a book I ordered was enroute to me, in the mail. I just received it today. The book was published, get this, by Blackwell Publishers. The title is, A Guide to Old English, and it's the sixth edition. The first edition was published 44 years ago, in 1964. I'm excited about learning what I can about Old English. In that version of English, there was gender inflection, the way there is in many modern languages. It doesn't have the Latin and Greek derived words, like in modern English. Old English is more Germanic than modern English. Inscriptions and writings can still be found, to some extent, written in that earlier version of English.

The above blog entry was made on October 21, 2008.

I hope you saw today's anti-Barack artwork, I just created and posted today. It's near the top of this page. It has the flames of Hell as backdrop. Are you worried about descending into Hell, for voting for Barack, Jen the Hen? I am.

I wrote three more tentative GEICO commercials, today, at a local diner. Sometimes I bring along my notepad, and that's the reason; in case I feel like knocking out another script of some kind. Voila! Two more caveman themed GEICO commercials. These two are called:

1. No, Thanks
2. Oh, Alright

I don't even want to hint at what these two are like, for fear of someone picking up, or guessing, my ideas. I have to put my intellectual property rights near the top of my priorities, for anything intended to be commercial, that I write. Well, that brings my count of tentative GEICO commercials, that I wrote, up to four: One gecko one and three caveman ones.

You don't think Madonna was thinking I fit into her "emotionally retarded" description, do you? She must think better of me than that. Of course she does. It was I she dumped Guy for? You think?

The above blog entry was made on October 20, 2008.

I realize it's been a while since my last blog entries. It was Madonna's official, announced marriage split that had me thinking about what to say next. Well, I don't need to comment on that yet, but I may.

First, I want you to read about Obama's communistic politics in the latest NRA grassroots newletter, here. Can you believe that the liberals are all SNEAK COMMUNISTS, and that they are pulling out all the stops to plunging the U. S. deeper and deeper into SNEAK COMMUNISM? Well, you'd better believe it, because it's true. Never fool yourself, that's what I always say. Here's a quote from this issue of the NRA newsletter:

Barack Obama is, by far, the most anti-gun presidential nominee in history

Here's what the NRA has to say about Obama. I'm desperate to do what I can to prevent Obama from gaining the presidency. It's very very important to vote "no" to Obama on November the 4th. McCain has got to be better than Obama. What's Hollywood's problem? Are they trying to prevent being boycotted by liberals? Is that why they speak in favor of Communists like Obama? So, it really is ALL about money, for those on the A-list! I knew it! Hollywood, you've earned a one-way trip to the gulag. The gulag is NOT like a mansion, I assure you. Isn't is amusing, how much my new political message, near the top of the page, resembles the LIFE magazine covers.

The above blog entry was made on October 19, 2008.

I wrote another GEICO commercial screenplay. I'd really like for GEICO to produce my commercial screenplays into real GEICO commercials. Mine are good; at least as good as the ones they've done so far. This one is called Not for Cavemen, and it's really good, believe me. I'm a good writer. I know what'll work. My writing works. This is only the second tentative GEICO commercial I've written. So far, I've done more Saturday Night Live genre of writing, and commedy in general. I've got a real start. Now, it's time to start hitting paydirt with my stuff. I know what you could be thinking: Good comedy writers are on every street corner. Why would they use my stuff? Well, that attitude will get them nowhere. If they don't use my stuff, they are cheating themselves. Does that explain it well enough, Jen the Hen? Oh, by the way, they must pay me for everything of mine the use, of course. That goes without saying, really.

The above blog entry was made on October 14, 2008.

Here's an interesting coincidence. A piece of newspaper, used as packing material, which came with a book I ordered months ago, has my horoscope on it. I was just tidying up a little, and noticed that the date on it is "September 12, 2007.". Well, first, here's what it says:

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) - Remember: There can be a fine line between making constructive remarks and destructive comments, so if you're asked to offer advice, be extra careful how you phrase your comments.

The newspaper is The Herald-Times, of someplace in Indiana. What intrigues me, is that I just had a run-in with some acting teachers, in which I lost my composure. I'm still waiting for the dust to settle, over that one. What set me off was THEIR lack of tact with ME. It's a reverse of the idea, in terms of direction, but horoscopes are short-term advice, anyway. Yeah, I wish they had excercised good judgment and tact with me, over the last three years. They don't admit they did anything wrong. I've still got the newspaper page, to prove I'm not making this up. This is real. This horoscope, dated September 12, 2007, is on page D5. Check it out, if you want. Coincidences happen? I don't so much believe in coincidences, myself. What about you, Jen the Hen?

The above blog entry was made on October 12, 2008.

A third night in a row. Thanks, Lauren Sanchez, for reading my email response to your My13LA question of the night (October 10, 2008). This time the question was: Will "troopergate" have an effect on this year's election? Here's my reply, which Lauren read on the air:

I think the mudslinging would have been a lot worse, if this was going to matter much to the campaign. Since the firing wasn't illegal, one has to question why it was called "abuse of power." I believe it's just dirt the liberals dug up, in their smear campaign against Gov. Palin.

Steve

Thanks again, Lauren. You're one of my favorite news ladies.

The above blog entry was made on October 11, 2008.

A second night in a row. Again, thanks, Rick Garcia, for reading my email response to tonight's question of the night (October 9, 2008). This time, the question was: What do you refuse to stop doing, despite your age? Here's my reply, which was read on the air:

Well, it starts with an "S" and ends with an "x." I think you can easily guess the middle letter.

Steve

Lauren Sanchez, you guessed "me?" How did you guess I'd want to have sex with you? Oh, excuse me, you must have said, "e" as the middle letter. Well, you guessed right either way, in a manner of speaking. "Sex" or "sex with you." Either/or/both will work. Oh, that reminds me; then I'd never be willing to give up sex with you, no matter how old I get? Well . . . that's not entirely unbelievable, if you ask me.

The above blog entry was made on October 10, 2008.

Thanks, Rick Garcia, for reading my email response on the My13LA 11:00pm news, tonight (Oct. 7, 2008). Tonight's question of the night was: (either/or)

1. Why did John McCain win tonight's debate?
or
2. Why did Barack Obama win tonight's debate?

It's about time they read another one of my emails on the air. It seems like a long time since they last read one of mine. Maybe I just didn't hear mine, the last time or two.

Jen the Hen, this is your chance to get out of town. I'm very hungry from my diet, on which I just lost 20 pounds, over the last six weeks or so. I'm hungry enough to eat even you. Okay? Oh god, wait a minute. The words didn't seen to come out right that time. I didn't mean I'd have to be desperate to eat you. Really. You've always seemed extremely edible to me. A lot. Big time. Don't laugh. I'm serious. Well, come on over. Maybe we can kill two birds with one stone, you being one of them. A guy's got to eat.

The above blog entry was made on October 8, 2008.

Guess what just happened. Giuliana's website's domain has just been parked. That means that, at least for the time being, her website is defunct; it no longer exists. I wonder what's going on there. If I ever run into her again, maybe she'd do me the favor of telling me about that. Speaking of Giuliana, I just added a paragraph near the top of my own Giuliana web page. It explains the comments that follow it. I wanted to set the record straight, finally.

The above blog entry was made on October 7, 2008.

I just read a short book about what to expect in learning a language. I already have experience at learning foreign languages, but I read it anyway. I was well aware of much of the content of the book, but there were a few points that were expecially interesting. The book I'm talking about is How to Learn a Foreign Language, by Graham E. Fuller. I read it cover to cover, just now. It's only 102 pages, but it is an especially good book to read, for anyone who hasn't much tried to learn a foreign language, before. All I can say is it's worthwhile reading.

Please excuse the weekend-long delay, but I finally posted the latest NRA Grassroots alert, here. It, as usual, is accessible through a link, not far from the top of my politics page, which itself is accessible through a link, not far from the bottom of this page.

I've been working on my inner creative artist self, Jen the Hen. The last time I sat down and wrote some SNL-genre skits, they started coming at me, without effort. This time, I was sitting at the cafe, thinking that I wish such an ispiration would hit me, out of the blue, again. I sat a moment, and no such luck. Well, that meant it was time to go after such an inspiration intentionally, instead of waiting for it to come to me. Voila! It worked. In very little time, I had my idea, and I proceeded to write the new SNL-genre skit. As an added bonus, after finishing that one, I sat back and relaxed a bit, and another one came to me. So, this writing session was a success in both ways. I went after one on purpose, and the second one hinted itself to me out of the blue. I succeeded both ways that time, as if the first one primed the pump, so to speak, for the second one to rear its head for me. Here's the titles of these two new skits:

1. "How Are YOU?"
2. "EXCUSE Me"!

Well, that makes six SNL-genre skits I've written, recently. What do you think? Is Saturday Night Live willing to hire me on, as an actor/writer combo man? You think? I need this job ASAP. What am I going to do? Of course, you can drive by my place, to consult with me. Like I said before, I'm not going to post this stuff. To do so would be tantamount, in effect, to throwing away valuable intellectual property. I wouldn't want to throw the stuff out, even if I were rich, let alone poor. The idea of doing stand-up or skits, at the Laugh Factory or The Comedy Store, still crosses my mind. I'm more than willing to work at either of those places, if they're willing to pay me. I wouldn't want to do it free. It'd be like giving my ideas away for free. I'm trying to be through with people getting my stuff for free. Although you're rich, I'm sure you can understand my position with this. It's a no-brainer. Excuse me, but even a chicken can understand this.

The above blog entry was made on October 6, 2008.

Remember what I said in the June 22nd blog entry, here? I suggested we magick types pitch in, and create a June gloom to keep the temperatures down, all Summer. It was a success! Of course, that photo I posted in that entry, was above 90° F, but that was taken before my suggestion in that blog entry. Yes, it was a big success! I never saw a single temperature, here, above 90° all Summer long (after that point in time)! We're the weather gods, Jen the Hen. Yippee!

I just read a 1999 screenplay, to the movie, Magnolia. It was awful reading, the way it constantly cut back and forth, between many concurrent senarios. As I now know, it is very awkward to read a script of a movie that is back-and-forth, like that. If you ever want to read any of the screenplays I mention here, drop me a line by email (or somehow), and I'll send it over. Of course, you'd have to include your return contact info, for me to send you a screenplay.

The above blog entry was made on September 30, 2008.

When I'm hot I'm hot, and I'm hot. I just wrote four SNL-genre comedy skits, which it'd please me very much to have produced, very hopefully on that very show, namely, Saturday Night Live. My writing is the best, if I do say so myself. I know my stuff works. I recently beefed up my approach to writing projects, and already I found myself, with no preplanned intention, writing these skits this afternoon, during some leisure time at a local diner. In essense, I just shifted into writer's high gear, and I don't even have a contract or tentative agreement with anyone. Well, I'm now confident that I cut the mustard, and I'm ready to report to work, as soon as I can land something. Even more than writing for a show like SNL, I'd like to act on such a program, if "act" is the word you care to use for that genre. In reality, it is acting, but if you want some advice from me about it, it is a special technique of acting, which I've suddenly discovered, or rediscovered, in my mind, in the middle of this month. I had a sudden explosion of insight at that time, and the tide hasn't gone down on it yet. I'm confident that inner fire is going to stay lit in me, and I'm eager to put it into real commercial practice, as soon as possible. I hope I'm not jinxing myself to talk this way, even here, but I'm so confident, really, I can ignore that slight apprehension. I hope this confidence holds permanently in me. I believe this is it. I'm really revved up now, and I don't want to wait any longer than I have to. I'm ready. As a clue to what my idea of an SNL skit is like, or should be like, here are the titles of the ones I just penned (penciled), in the exact order I wrote them:

1. The Pilates Pilot
2. The Jews Stink - Mein Kampf
3. I'm Not Talking 'bout Me Leavin'
4. She Here?

Well, I hope I didn't bore you with this career talk. In any case, always do read what I say, even if it does bore you. It's the least you can do for me, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on September 29, 2008.

Well, I let it slide for a couple of days, but I finally posted the latest NRA newsletter, which can be accessed by a widget, not far from the top of my politics webpage. It exposes the frauds of the democrats, among other things. The pressure of the pro-gun Supreme Court Heller decision has successfully caused 85 of Illinois' 102 counties to adopt pro-gun policies. That's a big improvement, for a state which has been too much dominated by anti-gun interests. That's been due to the anti-gun proclivities of the liberals of the government there. This Heller decision has forced them to reform their errant ways, with regard to the Second Amendment. Hurray!

It was sad to hear, this morning, that Paul Newman has died of cancer. He was born in 1925, which was the same year one of my late uncles was born,who died at age 59, in the 1980's.

The above blog entry was made on September 28, 2008.

You'll never guess what's new this time. I just brought back my Giuliana webpage. Can you believe it? I created a new widget for the occasion. You can find it in the usual place, near the bottom of these pages. I wasn't going to bring that page back, but apparently Giuliana hasn't given up on me, so maybe I won't give up on her, at least as far as that page goes. Her official website just posted another one of my comments. There was a long delay, but they've been posting those in blocks. They finally just posted another group of them, and my comment was near the top of the new group, below the previous ones. I posted it on the 24th of January, but it took them all that time to finally clear and post this latest group. Believe me, this is not creepiness on my part. Giuliana has given me some interesting attentions, so if there's any blame to be assigned (I'd better not say it, though) . . .

You gonna throw a Boone's Farm and pizza party in a couple of days, to celebrate the third anniversary of this webpage? If you do, you know you're obligated to invite me to it. You do know that, don't you? Be sure. No excuses, ever. Not only that, be sure to throw that party. I really want to be there. You know that. It's the least appreciation you could show me. You don't show me anything, ever? Sure you have. You know I looked. That's what it is?

Don't mis this. In this video, watch Madonna fall on stage, in Lisbon, Portugal, during her Sticky and Sweet tour.
Oops! Madonna falls on stage in Lisbon.
The above blog entry was made on September 25, 2008.

Maybe I'll never know what really happened, but I'm finally able to visit giulianadepandi.com, for the first time in probably weeks. I was getting a black but blank page, instead of the full content. I just logged in from a different account, to see what would happen. It worked. Now I'm able to log in from my usual account as well. While I was logged into my other account, I also changed some settings. Maybe that's what did the trick, but I guess I'll never be sure. At least my browser seems to be back to normal again.

The above blog entry was made on September 22, 2008.

I just had to mention something, while I'm thinking of it. I just read, in an E! Online newsletter, that Katie Holmes is in a broadway production of All My Sons. I just wanted to mention that I did a class scene from that play (I played the father), for a Spring of 2006 acting class. In the report, they said that anti-Scientology protesters gathered outside, since her husband, Tom Cruise, is associated with Scientology. I was once involved with that organization, but I permanently bowed out of it around 1979, never to return, and never to regain interest in it. Good riddance. On the one hand, I'm glad there are protesters of Scientology. On the other hand, I hope their reasons are the right ones. I have nothing against trying to improve oneself, but I wouldn't recommend Scientology be used for that purpose.

The above blog entry was made on September 19, 2008.

Here's a surprise. Guess who's just arrived on my adult page? Made your guess yet? . . . Lauren Sanchez, of the My13LA 11:00pm news. Please don't have a cow, if you're reading this, Lauren. Careful, you guys. Don't break your keyboard or mouse in a rush to visit my adult page. It's safe to click the "I Agree" link. Frankenstein isn't going to break through your closet door, and lunge at you, when you click it. Really.

The above blog entry was made on September 18, 2008.

Here's an interesting note. Watch today's free Naked News show, and see the news anchor drop her panties as she reports on Jennifer Aniston. I distinguished between the free outtakes and the subscription version, because the free version is always something like two weeks old. You won't see what I'm talking about, if you watch today's pay version, since the free segments were shot weeks ago. It's no longer news; it's olds. What were you doing two weeks ago? Can you guess the content of the report, Jen the Hen?

The above blog entry was made on September 17, 2008.

Remember that ghost photo shoot, I did at the beginning of August or this year? Well, I just went through the photos, to weed out the ones that don't have obvious messages in them. I also cropped them in a new and better way, to keep the objects at full size, while eliminating the top and bottom portions, where they aren't interesting. I still maintained both the proportionality and the width at 950 pixels. That's the way I should've done all such shoots, but better late than never. If you're lucky, maybe I'll edit the eariler stuff this way, so that you can see the objects in their full size. As I write this, I still haven't posted this new shoot at my Charlie's World area, because I just now, minutes ago, finished the weeding and cropping. I'll mention it here, when I post the stuff.

I've been busy with other matters for the last five days, so I didn't make any blog entries during that time.

The above blog entry was made on September 15, 2008.

The My13LA 11:00pm news again read one of my email responses on the air. This time, their question of the night was: What do you think about Barack Obama's comment, "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig?" Here's my reply, which was read on the air:

You can put lipstick on Barack, but it's still Barack.

Steve

They even displayed it on the screen, so the tv audience could read it. Thanks. I appreciate that.

The above blog entry was made on September 10, 2008.

First off, I think you should know that the CNN's Showbiz Tonnight voicemail buzz line, is:
1-888-(my month and day of birth)-(my mother's year of birth) (my father's year of death). Got that? To make it easier, here's a translation:
1-888-728-2899.
Bet you didn't know that. It's another example of my being the symbolic center of the world.

I plan to comment on your first camera interview in two years, but I'm a little busy right now.

I was just mentioning all the Anton name coincidences. Well, I walked into another one last night. I had no idea, but that name, "Anton," was in the screenplay I read last night. I was looking for a screenplay, for a scene to act in a class, and the first one I came to happened to be for No Country for Old Men, which was released as a film in 2007. I haven't seen it yet, but I know the plot, since I read the whole screenplay last night. This story is different, to be succinct in describing it. I won't spoil the plot for you. You can mosey over to your local video rental store for a copy. Well, getting back to that "Anton" thing, the main antagonist of the story has the character name of "Anton Chigurh," which is pronounced like "chigger" (a six-legged spider-like creature found in Texas, where the story is set), which name of course contains the name "Anton." I haven't believed in coincidences in a long time. This is another case in point.

The above blog entry was made on September 9, 2008.

I've been behind on posting the NRA grassroots alerts, accessible through a link near the top of my politics page. I've been occupied with other things. I've now got the latest one posted.

Is Los Angeles full of crickets? Fullerton sure is. I think the cricket population is at an all-time high, for my lifetime. They can been seen crawling around in broad daylight, and heard everywhere, even indoors.

The above blog entry was made on September 7, 2008.

I just read a book called Blood on the Rhine, by a guy using a pen name of "Hurk Davis." He tells his story in the first person, but in the book says his name is "Peter Reeves." He never mentioned anything about the name difference. It is the story of his struggle as a forced laborer, at the hands of the Nazis, of World War II. He grew up in Holland, and by the age of 18, he was selected and forced to do hard labor for the Third Reich. His tale contains almost as much of his sexual exploits, in Germany, as anything else. He had an active sex life, for a war slave. It's as much a story of romance, as a story about the war. He vowed to marry thrice, with three different women. The first two he lost to bombing raids. The third, he lost in a quirk of fate, at the end of his written account. He even spent many weeks, imprisoned in a punishment camp, run by the Nazis. If you read only one autobiographic account of World War II, I recommend this one. I've also read such an autobiographical account of a former concentration camp survivor, named Victor Frankl, but his book is much narrower in scope. The former book, I just mentioned, gives a perspective of life in Germany, during that period, whereas Frankl's book doesn't venture much beyond the comcentration camp he was in. Hurk's book would make for an interesting movie. I'm not sure one hasn't already been done of his story. I could almost swear I saw a scene on tv once, in which a piece of paper twirled in the air at night, after being throw by someone from a military transport vehicle, which matches the scenario at the end of his book. I didn't see the rest of that show on tv, so I don't know if it's the same story.

The above blog entry was made on September 6, 2008.

I've resumed my study of Spanish and French, lately. I've long been pained over the lack of consistency between guides to Spanish pronunciation. It's like one has to reconcile what one hears on the street with what it says in such a guide. Unfortunately, every guide to Spanish pronunciation I've ever seen is different. No two are alike, and they are a lot different, really. I've just taken a liking to one of the books I picked up years ago, called The New World Spanish/English English/Spanish Dictionary. My copy is the first Signet printing, of May 1969, just months before Sharon Tate died. In particular, I think I can live with their Spanish pronunciation guide. It's not the simplest, but maybe it's close enough to the way I've been hearing Spanish pronounced, if one takes into consideration the Latin American pronunciation difference.

I just discovered the battery, of my good camcorder, to be dead, or at least without charge. I'm giving it a chance to charge overnight, before officially pronouncing it dead. I've only used that battery a few minutes, since I bought it new, four years ago. It wasn't cheap either, at $33.00. It shouldn't go completely dead, as in bad, in just four years of storage and disuse. I'd like to try it out, at my next visit to the Cielo Drive property. With my budget so tight, I don't know how I'm going to replace that battery, if it's really dead.

The above blog entry was made on September 3, 2008.

Jen the Hen, what's happening? It's time to think of something to say to you. I'll think of something. Uh . . . I'm thinking of trading my van for a jeep. I'm not sure the guy with the jeep is interested, though. I'll see.

I heard, the other day, that you're going to be on tv again. Won't that be nice? I'd have to look up what show that's going to be. Just a sec. . . Drat! It's just a guest spot, on 30Rock (which show I've never seen), so we won't be seeing much of you . . . or will we? It's not that kind of show? Ah, here's something! I just posted a comment someplace, about this upcoming role of yours. They asked whether we'd like you to play yourself, or just some character. Here's my comment:

Excuse me for saying so, but we'd like to see Jen play WITH herself.

That's literally true. You can send me all the videos of that sort, that you want, Jen the Hen. You know where I'd like to post them.

The above blog entry was made on September 2, 2008.

Have you ever tried to view the source code of a web page, only to find that the source wasn't being presented to view on demand? I was having that problem for weeks, or at least a week, that seemed like weeks. I finally found out what the problem was. Read my Techno Blog entry for today, to read the simple answer and fix for this former problem. May I never forget about this. I was attacking this problem from all angles, before I finally found the real solution. [I just added to this topic, in today's Techno Blog entry. You'd want to know this extra item, I just wrote there.]

Do you think Madonna did the recent nude photo shoot, on account of something I said here? I'm wondering about that, now. I haven't seen those photos, myself. I'd like to see them, of course.

I just posted the following photo comment someplace:

Norm's, where life happens; life in prison, that is. That electrical crackle, in their commercial, is the electric chair. Norm's also has a death row. They're contracting the job. I just can't resist this one: If they make Charlie eat at Norm's all the time, what do you think's going to happen when he gets out of there? You can laugh now.

I updated the techno-boredom item above, to draw your attention to a related item, I just wrote about, in today's Techno Blog entry. Don't miss this. It's worth the minute or so, to read it. I tell it straight.

Hot item addition ALERT! You don't want to miss this. Sharon Tay just moseyed over to my adult page.

The above blog entry was made on September 1, 2008.

I've lost count of how many times I've watched Jaws. I just noticed some interesting details in that movie. Guess what the name of the mayor was? "Larry Vaughn." Ring a bell, former Vaughniston half? That mayor played the bad guy, who wouldn't allow the police chief to close the beach, until after the shark struck again. Remember that comment you supposedly made about Vaughn having a 42-inch waist? Someone or something ate a little too much? That Larry Vaughn could be likened to that shark, by keeping the beach open. What further intrigues me is that I recently went back to lifting my barbels every day, which reminds me of the name of the author of Jaws, "Peter Benchley." His last name always reminds me of bench pressing. I just saw Jaws again, on My13LA tv. I've been discussing Satanism in my Madonna blog. Leviathan is the sea monster demon of the West.

Be sure to read my Madonna blog entry of today. You've got to see the coincidences I wrote about there. The supernatural is so much part and parcel of my everyday life.

The above blog entry was made on August 30, 2008.

I'm loving it. I just saw a report on tv, in which they asked you if you broke off with John Mayer. I hope I'm reporting this right. I'm lucky I saw the report at all, while doing something on the computer. You seemed to respond "negative," saying "come on," in a Jewish-sounding way. I have to interpret that to be in answer to my describing, here, about your sounding Jewish when you told me something in West Hollywood. I just restated that, here, recently. Thanks, Jen the Hen. You're finally coming through for me again. I hope I don't seem rediculous to you, the way I kept talking to you, here. I just had to do what I had to do, and in this case that was talking to you, here. Of course, I'm not hoping that you really meant you're still with him, as far as that would exclude me. He said he was the one who backed out of it. I saw that report on tv, a while back. So, if I'm to interpret you literally, "he broke it off, and you didn't." Why do I feel like a spoiled brat? Well, I've felt like saying what I've been saying, regardless of whatever that may mean to you, more or less. You never said not to.

Should I say it? I just made an email reply to the My13LA 11:00pm news (August 27, 2008). This time, their question of the night was: If you had to eat junk food, and only one kind, what would it be? Here's my reply, which unfortunately they didn't read on the air:

Jennifer Aniston's sh----t !!!

Steve

Lauren Sanchez seemed to be hinting that she read it, by the way she made a special mention of a Steve from Whittier, in giggly fashion. Then she said, "it's good?" Why, how could it not be good, considering? Doesn't she know? That might have been another hint that she was alluding to my message. I consider this a good night, considering these two developments.

The above blog entry was made on August 28, 2008.

Hurray for the My13LA 11:00pm news. They read a 3rd email reply of mine, on the air, about Madonna. Read about it in yesterday's Madonna blog entry.

The above blog entry was made on August 26, 2008.

Read the note I just added to yesterday's blog entry. It's about the location and timeframe of that Sharon/Voytek photo shoot. It's interesting to know. I know. It's like you'd have to have my perspective to know that I know, but I do know.

I should note here that the counter, of this page, has finally passed the 10,000 mark, since September of last year. As you can guess, that's not enough traffic to suit my purposes. I still haven't made a net profit.

The above blog entry was made on August 25, 2008.

I love this one of you, Jen. I've got an even better one of you, which I just put in my adult page, which shows about how you looked to me below, one of those nights in West Hollywood, in early 2005. You meant something, by the way you acted, the last time I saw you in West Hollywood? I want to talk to you, again.

I put this one here, of you in a maid outfit, because of a photo in a topless magazine, of the late 1950's. It had a black-and-white photo shoot of Sharon Tate with Voytek Frykowski. They spelled out their real names, just like I've written them here. Sharon wore a maid outfit of that approximate style. In one shot, she was topless and bending over, with her garters and panties facing the camera, and her boobs hanging downward. The article used the moniker, "Roy's toy," referring to Voytek's package. Sharon was still a minor then. I wish I still had that copy of the magazine. It'd be a true collector's item, today. I picked it up a few years before she died. I still suspect Max Bear Jr. to have a copy of it. If I ever talk to him, I want to ask him about it. I'd like to take scans of that whole article, with all the photos in that shoot. I wish I could remember the name of that magazine. I believe it was just a small publication. [NOTE: I suspect/believe that magazine was published in the Fullerton area. I also suspect/believe that shoot was done in the Palm Garden Apartments, in Fullerton (whatever those apartments were called then). I further suspect/believe that photo shoot was done in the second-floor unit, in the extreme northwest corner of that complex. I have a mysterious way of knowing such things. That issue of the magazine had a publication year of 1957 or 1958.]

I put it off, because I was always busy, but I finally spoke up about the San Onofre nude beach issue. It was killing me to delay comment, since I've been a long-time supporter of naturism and nudism and unrestrained nudity, public and private. Here's what I just wrote, in response to someone who wrote an article for The Register, an Orange County, California newpaper:

To C. Carcamo (who wrote the article about San Onofre),

I've had long experience with nude beaches, in California. Black's Beach is a good case in point. Many years ago, I met an older man at Black's, who told me that beach has been used clothing-optional since the 1940's, and he was old enough to have experience there, that long ago. The point is that naturism is a proud tradition of freedom, that neither the DPR nor anyone else has the right to undo, with prudist human rights violation agenda. Nudity is truly a human right, which no man hath the right to take away with their sneak political agenda. It's the prude who is violent, not the naturist/nudist freedom lover. San Onofre is the same basic situation. They've had a good thing, and the political criminals are always on the lookout for a way to undo any progress that has been made in the direction of freedom. If you want to be technical, all nudity bans are unconstitutional. If one takes the time and effort to examine the issue objectively, one can't help but conclude that. The Huntington Beach city council passed a municipal ordinance, using unconstitutional reasoning. They figured that the police should be given free reign to decide anything and everything, but that's an unconstitutional policy, which violates the separation of the three branches of government. Neither the police, nor anyone pretending to be them, have the right to supercede the legislative branch of government. THEY ARE NOT THE "LAW," as some have described them. They must cease and desist from acting like they are.

Steve

What do you think, Jen the Hen?

The above blog entry was made on August 24, 2008.

I just discovered that the Chelsea Lately show is shooting in the Summer, right now. Don't talk shows take the Summer off? I haven't even been paying attention to that part of their schedules.

As you may have noticed, I've done some reworking of these three songs, since I first set them up as background music, here. I discovered the dynamic level limiting program in my music studio software. Hurray for me. It's already been a big help. For months, I wasn't sure if Cubase had this feature, and then I suddenly found it, when browsing for more features to use.

The above blog entry was made on August 21, 2008.

You've got to read today's Madonna blog entry here, since it's got a story about my experince in Death Valley Junction, and how that relates to one of these songs, which were recorded in 2005.

The above blog entry was made on August 20, 2008.

My adult page has a new arrival. This time, Chelsea Clinton graces that page. You don't want to miss that shot.

I've found myself busying myself with music stuff, all of a sudden. I know I should have put more attention to that, over the last few years, but it's too late to worry about that, now. Maybe I can make up for lost time.

The above blog entry was made on August 19, 2008.

Yeah, my Madonna blog is more happening, lately. It's just a coincidence. My activities are more oriented that way, lately.

They said on tv earlier that John Mayer figured he had to break it off with you, because there's no chemistry between you two. He said he doesn't want to waste your time, if it's not working out. Here's my opportunity again to say something. Did you notice the chemistry I felt for you, when we were together those times? You want me to lose 60 pounds? I've been lifting my barbel lately. I think I can keep at it every day, if I don't do curls, because they are harder on my middle-aged back. I just lift straight up over my head. That's much better than nothing. I plan to keep at it, every day. I can see and feel the difference in my arms. I always had muscular arms, when I was much younger. My older metabolism makes me work harder to maintain the muscle tone, now.

The above blog entry was made on August 18, 2008.

I know you people probably aren't that thrilled with this 1920's music, but I've been wanting to put something else on, lately. I just remastered something off of Charlie's One Mind CD, but I'm not sure I want to make it background music here. I like the sound. Charlie's music is in a class by itself.

The above blog entry was made on August 17, 2008.

It definitely bears repeating, that my Madonna blog has been more interesting, lately.

Tabloid tv is talking like you're finished with John Mayer. I've been too busy to listen to those reports, but it caught my attention.

The above blog entry was made on August 16, 2008.

This website is interesting, as usual, but even more so, lately. What do you think? How do you like that photo of Angelina? Whew! That's hot.

I was just catching up on some of the news updates that've arrived in my inbox, since early last month. I was so busy, I wasn't keeping up with that reading. Are you going to compete with Paris and Brit, in the campaign spotlight, Jen the Hen? What's your energy strategy? Is it better the Paris' idea? You can reduce your carbon footprint by donating your excess vehicles to me. Really.

The above blog entry was made on August 13, 2008.

I put a couple of photos, of Brit doing something for Fedex, near the top of my adult page. Have you checked out the second topless photo of you, that I put on that page? I put a phenomenal shot of Tila Tequila there, too.

The above blog entry was made on August 12, 2008.

Heeeeeeeerree's Heidi (Klum).

I just posted the latest NRA Grassroots newsletter, accessible through a link on my politics page.

Yes, you guessed it. Today is the 39th anniversary of the LaBianca deaths, in the Los Feliz district of Los Angeles. If you're dropping by that place to sightsee, my restaurant recommendation is the Mimi's, east on Los Feliz, about a couple of miles. The last time I was there, they had especially appetizing Mexican items in their menu.

My adult area has just gained some nice items, one of which is of you, Jen the Hen. Find them here.

The above blog entry was made on August 10, 2008.

I almost went to bed, without mentioning that it's the 39th anniversary of the death of Sharon Tate. While I'm on the subject, I want to mention something I noticed, the last time I visited the Cielo Drive property, recently. I heard a very audible gurgling, of what I presume was a sewer, in the area of the front gate, but right along the edge of the roadway there. I'll have more to say in the posting of that ghost photo shoot, from that night.

Here's a midsummer update on the poinsettia. Here it's freshly leafed out, awaiting Halloween, for the reddening of the bracts. This plant is an example of the success possible, in transplanting a store-bought Christmas item. It's clearly a mature well-established plant, now.

The above blog entry was made on August 9, 2008.

Yesterday, I sent another fax to many California politicians. You guessed it. I just posted it to my politics blog, here. You gotta read it. I won't let you out of it.

"After midnight," to quote an old pop song, is the 39th anniversary of the death of Sharon Tate, at her Cielo Drive place, which as I've well documented, is very haunted, to this day. You should be so lucky, as to have the chance to view my latest ghost photo shoot, done there.

The above blog entry was made on August 8, 2008.

Tonight (August 5, 2008), Maria Quiban read my email response on the 11:00pm, My13LA tv news. Tonight's question of the night was: What's the biggest fight you ever had with a co-worker, and did you ever make up? Here's my reply, which Maria read on the air:

I had a temporary job at a medical records place, some years ago. Some guy I worked with got on my case, all of a sudden, like he had it in for me. He challenged me to a fight outside, which I declined. We never made up.

Steve

Thanks again, Maria. You've been coming through for me on the air.

I've been making real headway lately, tweaking Windows the way I want it. One's prowess at tweaking Windows can grow over time, if one keeps at it. I've been keeping at it since 1995, when I first used Windows 95, through all the time I used Windows 98, and now while I've been using Windows XP. All that hard work is really paying dividends these days for me. I just discovered the main security weakness of Windows, in general, which knowledge has been helping me already. In addition, I'm now backing up my mail client settings. I'm sure that'll come in very handy. I figured out how to do it directly, from the system files. Also, I recently fixed a problem I was having using Irfan View graphics software. It turned out to be something easy to fix. I figured that out on my own, too. That gives me some satisfaction, to use my own reasoning, and apply it directly to the task, without having to look up how to do it, and then seeing the change work. I still look up information on Windows settings, as I need to, quite a bit, really. This system maintenance stuff gets easier, as one goes along. Things are going so well lately, in fact, that I'm again thinking of resuming my C programming, which I took up a few years ago, and then set it aside. It was going well, but I got distracted with other things. I'm finding more uses for my own custom C programs lately, so it makes sense to start programming again, to fill some personal needs for specialized software.

I've been harping on Madonna lately, in my Madonna blog. She forces me to permanently write her off, as a person. She's been, and continues to be, subworthless to me. Shame on her.

By the way, in case you didn't realize it, the free video of The Naked News, at their website, is new every day. So, don't miss a day's free segments of The Naked News (unless you're subscribed to the full program, in which case maybe you wouldn't miss anything).

The above blog entry was made on August 6, 2008.

We are just about midpoint in Summer. Half down, half to go. Hopefully we can get to the end of Summer without ever entering a scorcher period. We've had it pretty mild so far this Summer, as you must know, even if you've been mostly indoors in air conditioning. I bet that Land Rover of yours has real good air conditioning. That in my van does darn good too. I just washed my van for the first time in maybe a year.

Remember that Spears Construction site, I documented on a separate web page? Well, those buildings are looking like they're nearing completion. I think you know what area they're in. They're near where I live. Speaking of Spears Construction, they're doing another project, next-door to my college, of all the coincidences. Or IS it a mere coincidence? You think those two juxtapositions are to point to me, symbolically? Like I keep saying, I'm the symbolic center of the world.

The above blog entry was made on August 5, 2008.

I wasn't watching the NRA Minute Videos, because I didn't have Media Player setup. Somehow, I didn't think of embedding the video in a webpage to watch it, thereby using the built-in media capabilities of Internet Explorer. Now I've watched the latest Minute Video both ways. Here it is, to help you get in the spirit of the recent Supreme Court decision, conceding that the Second Amendment is an individual right.

NRA Grassroots Minute Video

What do you think?

The above blog entry was made on August 4, 2008.

I just went over my new Cielo Drive ghost photo shoot, again. Out of 45 photos that I shot, I've got 20, at the most, that are good enough to post in my Charlie's World page. I just put a note, at the top of my ghost photo section, about my idea of putting all new such shoots in a paid access area of this website. I've never had a signup area here, but it's about time I make some money for myself. You people can't expect me to go through all of this bother for nothing. You can't find this stuff anyplace else, and it's the real, 100% genuine thing. If you've been visiting my posted Cielo ghost shoots, you know that they tend to have a central theme built in, supernaturally. This time, there is a spider theme running through the latest shoot. If you believe that this stuff is real, and it is, then I can't imagine that you'd be willing to miss this stuff, by not signing up for a new members area, which I want to charge for. I'm not sure if I should charge by the month or by the year. I'm afraid of not getting enough signups to make it worthwhile to have a members area. It'd be nice if I could get two or three dollars a month, but I suspect that could be more than most would want to pay. Surely, I could get a buck per month per person? Don't consider it a promise that I wouldn't charge more.

My inability to instill any compassion for me, in Madonna, isn't my own fault. Madonna now knows where she can go, and stay. If Hell is for the bad guys, then Hell is where Madonna belongs. At least she earned being in Hell.

The above blog entry was made on August 3, 2008.

I just saw a play called I Stand before You Naked, but the name is misleading. Only one of the eight actresses showed anything, and she was only topless for part of her scene. I was disappointed about it not living up to the "naked" of its title. Maybe I just picked a bad night? It was in the theater row part of Hollywood, on Santa Monica Bl. The silver lining there was that I found the ticks for half price, so I only paid $12.50 plus a sales fee of $3.50, totaling $16.00. I had the best seat in the house; front row center.

The other fortunate detail, for the night, was that I took advantage of being in that area, to pay another visit to the Cielo Drive property. I had a bit of bad luck there, too. The main light was out. I guess it finally burnt out. That left only the dimmer light on. My camera is barely able to take night photos there with both those lights on, so I wasn't optimistic that I'd get many usable shots. I was right. Most of the shots were black. I went over all of them quickly, but I'll have to spend more time on them, to figure out what I've got. Those ghost photos tend to take some amount of interpretation. All I'll say for now is that those spirits were at it again, luckily. Now, I also have to figure out if I'm going to charge to see this stuff, from this point on.

The above blog entry was made on August 2, 2008.

They clarified, tonight on the Daily 10 (Thursday), that you are not in the way of John Mayer and his group, at their concerts. They said you fit in very well with them. They also said that there's a public demand for you to be with them on stage. Do you think his fans want you to sing with them, Jen the Hen? Maybe you haven't done any singing, since the Friends music CD? Did you sing for that?

I made an animated GIF, from automated screen captures I did of a segment on The Naked News. I'm temped to post it to my adult page. It's over 8MB in size, so I'd want to create a link to it, so it wouldn't load with the rest of the page. That segment featured Victoria Sinclair getting dressed, instead of undressed. I'm wondering if they've gone in that direction much on that show. She started out fully naked, and ended up fully clothed, by the end of her spot.

Here's an update. I've already put that Victoria Sinclair animation in my adult page. I wish I were free to not put that entrance page at the entrance, like at The Naked News, but I don't dare, for now. Ms. Victoria is near the bottom of the page.

I've been so busy working on computer security, I didn't post the last NRA newletter right away. It's posted, now.

I just discontinued the Giuliana page.

The above blog entry was made on August 1, 2008.

Success again. Maria Quiban, of the My13LA 11:00pm news, read my email reply on the air tonight (July 30, 2008). This time, their question of the night was: Do you know of anyone who deserves a medal of valor? Here's my reply, which Maria read on the air:

Yes. I deserve one. I've been standing up to government's assault against personal liberties, in the U. S. The politicians need to be constantly told not to undo freedom in the U. S.

Steve

Thanks Maria. You came through for me again. You have to admit; I have stood up to the politicians, to get them to back off of their oppressive ways.

They say you've become of regular feature at John Mayer's concerts. You're still making me jealous, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on July 31, 2008.

Today's Madonna blog entry is especially interesting. It contains my reply to the My13LA tv news question of the night, which unfortunately wasn't read on the air this time. That doesn't detract from the interest in what I wrote, though. It describes my experience during the earthquake, which was centered nearer to where I live. It was wild, and it was supernatural. I won't take "no" for an answer. Read it.

The above blog entry was made on July 30, 2008.

I just noticed Picture Perfect on tv again. I heard the name "Rita," so that peaked my interest. We both know where I know the name "Rita" from, Jen the hen. You were using that name, while you were incognito with me, a year and a half ago. I remember "Rita" oh so well. Wow, (you) she was hot. But in the movie, the Rita character was your mother, and your name was "Kate." What's more, your boyfriend in that movie was called "Sam Mayfair." That name is very interesting, in that it seems to be a plausible allusion to me, personally. Here's how I figure. "Sam" spells my initials. Secondly, I grew up a mile away from a Mayfair Market, which was a grocery store, at the Orangefair Mall, in Fullerton, in the 1960's. That market has been gone for years. That mall is very different these days. And there's more to this. Thirdly, the actor, who played Sam Mayfair, is my age, to the month. We were both born in July of 1958. His name, of course, is Kevin Bacon. So, you told him, in the movie, "We're engaged." Oh my god, Jen! We're engaged?! Can't you do me the favor of letting me know, if we're engaged? I'm serious. I'm ready. Pick me up, and we'll head over to Las Vegas. You get the idea.

The above blog entry was made on July 28, 2008.

I just did a rare thing (for me), by watching Saturday Night Live. That show needs me. A lot of their skits are so silly, I feel like I'm holding my stomach, groaning, thinking "God! Who writes this shit." And then, sometimes, after a characteristically silly skit, I'd be thinking "Oh god no, I can't be feeling a laugh coming on. That skit was so stupid." Then is comes, and I laugh. Go figure.

Speaking of Saturday Night Live, I've been wanting to mention something for a while. A while back, I saw Martin Scorsese and Tina Fey (one of the head writers of Saturday Night Live), in a commercial. It was about some kind of card, and its ability to get even Tina Fey into the VIP section someplace, no questions asked. Then, after she steps inside the VIP area, who does she find there but Scorsese. I'm trying to remember all the plot to that short skit. Well, at the time I was seeing that commercial, I didn't realize she was with Saturday Night Live. That shows how little I've been watching that show. I'd keep telling myself I should make myself watch it. After it's gone, it's gone, and I wouldn't have the chance again. Not only that, I've wasted too much time, by not watching it. Even if its exceedingly silly, if it makes me laugh sometimes, it's not all bad, or even good? My favorite, of the recent episodes, is Rachel Dratch. There's something about her and her looks that do something for me.

The above blog entry was made on July 27, 2008.

The Naked News - The news with nothing to hide.

Don't forget to wish me a happy birthday, Jen the Hen. It's the least you can do for me. My 50th birthday is Monday, the 28th. That means "tell me you wish me a happy birthday," too.

I'd like to mention The Naked News here again, this time to tell you that I've just put a permanent link to that show, near the bottom of most of these web pages. It's the same as this picture link, on the right.

The My13LA 11:00pm news just read my email response again tonight. This time, their question of the night was: What would it take, for you to risk your life, in a dangerous situation? Here's my reply, which they read on the air tonight (Saturday, July 26, 2008):

It'd take the possibility of a good time, for me to want to risk my life. That's what it is with a dangerous pastime, or dangerous sport.

Steve

There, I think I beat the clock this time, posting this email thing before midnight . . . Excuse me, but my clock struck midnight a second or two before I saved this last portion of this blog entry.

The above blog entry was made on July 26, 2008.

You may have noticed that I haven't been keeping up with the NRA stuff, lately. That's because I've been concentrating on computer security issues. Now I'm pretty much caught up on both, so visit my politics page, where close to the top is now FIVE NRA information links. Just because our individual 2nd amendment rights have recently been upheld by the U. S. Supreme Court does not mean we can ignore 2nd amendment issues. The anti-gun goons are stubborn, and don't even respect the Supreme Court's decision, in support of our rights to keep and bear arms. Not only that, there are other related threats to our personal decision rights. For instance, California politicians want to require pet owners to spay or neuter all their pets, which are over four months old. They want to impose stiff fines for nonconformance, and even mandate spay/neuter orders, upon a third citation for and "intact" pet. Read more about this by clicking the related link, near the top of my politics page. You should know that you can reach my politics page, by clicking the appropriate link, near the bottom of most of these web pages.

Like I just said, in my Madonna blog, the name "Al Gore" resembles the Muslim names, which have "Al" in them. That's an interesting fact, compared to the recent cartoon, in which Obama (which rhymes with Osama) was depicted as a Muslim. You should read today's entry, in my Madonna blog, where I have more to say about such things.

The above blog entry was made on July 24, 2008.

I was distracted, so I forgot to include here, right away, my email response that the 11:00pm My13LA news just read on the air (July 21, 2008). This time, their question of the night was: Is the idea of a mandatory calorie count, on restaurant menus, a good thing? Here's my reply, which they read on the air:

Potentially it's good, but it's something else with the potential to be abused by the dishonest. If the diners misreport the calorie counts, they are doing their customers a disservice, and possibly harming their health and making them fatter.

Steve

I'm glad that they're back to reading a lot of my replies, again. Thanks, My13LA.

The above blog entry was made on July 22, 2008.

I skipped making a blog entry, yesterday. I've been busy manually setting up security measures on my machine. I'm hoping I've finally achieved the upper hand against hackers, both on my computer and at my hosting service. Time will tell. Short of switching to a different operating system, I think I finally hit upon the right idea, which may work wonders in staving off hackers.

I'd like to mention that, believe it or not, the My13LA news isn't my favorite news show. My real favorite news show is The Naked News, broadcasting on the internet, from Canada. That's the way tv news should all be. Click the link, then click to watch today's two completely naked segments. I think there's new free segments every day, so you can revisit this link ofter, or bookmark the show. To get the full show every day, you'd have to subscribe for about ten dollars a month, or fifteen dollars a month for the high quality version. In all the years I've been aware of that show, I still have never subscribed to it. That's because I've been po' folk. I can't even afford The Naked News. So, I put the blame on you stingy visitors, for not contributing to this website. You've been making me do all this work for free. Poverty is like a form of torture.

Since you dummies obviously aren't reading my political blog entries, as I announce them, I ought to include all of them in THIS blog. You can't get out of reading them. Here's the fax I just sent to six key politicians: Pres. Bush, V. P. Cheney, House Speaker Pelosi, Pres. Pro Tem of the California Senate Perata, Speaker of the Assembly of California Bass, and the Governator himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Incidentally, Arnold has a new fax number. The old one wouldn't receive my call. Here's my latest political message, which I just faxed to all six of the above:

To all U. S. politicians, concerned with legislation of so-called "public health" issues:

Apparently, all politicians, in the U. S., are my own children, whom I must lead around by the ear, to point out the facts of life to them. Can't you people stick to the honest facts, and not create oppressive rules, which take away the freedoms we, the people, are supposed to be entitled to?

I've kept my silence too long, on the produce recalls, which have insinuated that people can't be allowed the concession of the real truth, regarding so-called "public safety." The finding of salmonella on an item of produce does not justify a produce recall. Period. It's really basic. You politicians are trying to take away the freedom of interpersonal relations, which man has enjoyed since prehistoric times. You're insinuating that sex, and related interpersonal contact, which include contact with germs, to be undangering public health, and "consequently disallowed." That's utterly hypocritical of you, and you must immediately desist from making, or trying to make, normal healthy, personal-contact relationship details illegal. How people relate to each other is clearly none of your business. It is perfectly safe, and more healthy, to do all the personal attentions that lovers have done for each other, for countless thousands of years. Such details as rimming, and drinking urine, and even eating shit. That is all traditional and time-honored, within the human race, and even in the animal kingdom in general. You have no right to discontinue man's right to show affection to one another in such important, traditional and healthy ways. Politicians are obviously intending to make everything on earth illegal to the masses, while planning to sneak everything they want, behind people's backs. You are not entitled to your hypocrisy, and you are not entitled to legislate such matters, PERIOD.

Getting back to the produce recall issue, you are committing fraud, to say a recall to be warranted, because a speck of a germ were found on an item of produce. There are ALWAYS germs on everything, including produce, which it's normal practice to wash off, prior to consuming, and the fact that you are insinuating otherwise is a glaring testament to the fact that you are committing massive frauds against the public, and against human rights. You are not entitled to make health decisions for people. PERIOD. If you don't get with it, and desist from menacing the public with burdensome restrictions on lifestyle, you ought to be executed in public, to make an example out of you.

Furthermore, AIDS is an obnoxious oppressive myth, that you pseudo-heros have put on society. There is absolutely no such thing as AIDS, and anyone, including and especially you politicians, who furthers that myth, ought to be executed in public, to help set the record straight. Your lies are heinous, and I have no intention of letting you get away with "public health" m. o. bullying of the pubic.

Steve

Maybe the politicians have been too embarrassed to stand up for the kind of human rights I've detailed above? I think their reasons are even less justifiable than that. They shouldn't be spoon-feeding the insurance companies kickbacks, by pretending human contact and relations to be safety violations. Likewise, they shouldn't be buying into medical industry, or "profession," propaganda. "Health" services are far less important than the "health" propaganda ministers would have you think. The poiticians shouldn't be acting like they have the right to dictate personal health choices to anyone and everyone. The salmonella issue, like all germ-related actions by the feds, is an absolute hoax. The feds responsible for that fraud ought to be fired on the spot, with no second chance, and no "explanations" accepted.

The above blog entry was made on July 21, 2008.

There are many security weaknesses that hackers exploit, to take control of your computer and information. Using the internet is very much that way. One of the easiest approaches the hacker uses is by sending an email with malicious code, which sets itself up when the email is opened, or when an attachment is opened. Another way they gain access is by setting up malicious code on their own website. The code autoinstalls itself onto visitors' computers. Both techniques are dreadful, and worthy of attention, in the interest of protecting one's machine from the stuff. Unfortunately, the use of so-called antivirus software does little or no good, or even invites the hacker into your machine and information. I believe most or all of those so-called antivirus software companies are dishonest hackers themselves. How would you millionaires like to invite one of those hacker creeps to be your finance manager? That wouldn't make sense, would it? A third way the hacker encroaches into one's computer is by setting up his malware, spyware, viruses or whatever in a commercially bundled software package, which is sold at retail outlets. There's just no way to be rid of those threats to computer security. Until or unless Microsoft is more honest than the hackers, there is little hope for users of Windows to have any real security for their home or office computer. Here's a clue that Microsoft is dishonest. Consider this. An operating system, like Windows (any version) should not allow malicious code, embedded in email or attachments, to self-install itself, as if it were the root administrator. Microsoft can't convince me that they don't know that giving strange emails root permissions is wrong. It DEFINITELY is wrong. Also, they must know better than to give visited webpages root permissions to set up system files and data onto the visitor's machine. It's so basic, anyone can understand it. If Microsoft is competent enough to know how to build an operating system at all, they can't convince me that they don't get how to make the default machine permissions settings to not allow any Tom, Dick or Harry from uninvitedly installing malicious code on one's machine. To say that Windows is low-security software is the understatement of all time. Maybe one should be using a different brand of operating system. This is my helpful advice of the day. Enjoy. Not everyone would do you the favor of telling it straight to you the dangers of the cyber world. Consider yourself warned.

The above blog entry was made on July 19, 2008.

This photo expresses my opinion of the Obama versus McCain issue. That's about how I feel about the late Sanford Meisner, too. I'd like to train a dog to pee on Meisner's grave this way, and take it for regular walks past Meisner's grave. Want a specific, of what I don't like about Obama? He supports the death penalty for sex offenders. That's a dishonest political position to occupy. For one thing, politicians think that can label anything they want as being "sex" or "violence." Just because they've labeled something "sex" or "violence," or "sex and violence," gives absolutely no clue whatsoever about whether or not the actual act involved either one of those things. Furthermore, just because a child doesn't have as good judgment as an adult, doesn't give the politician the real right to pretend, or define, what anything "constitutes," with regard to a child. The politicians are lying about "harming" minors. It's just silver-bullet dirty politics, and politicians aren't entitled to that. Show me a politician who harps constantly about "child molestation," and I'll show you a politician who's a crazy, mass-murderer political criminal. Politicians like that ought to be sent to prison, without the possibility of parole, or committed to mental institutions. They aren't competent to decide anything about anyone. I'm definitely not impressed by their pseudo-child-protection political stance. They're all madmen.

I'm thinking of offering, here, software that I've used myself. The Microsoft GIF animator software, that I used to create the Listen banner widget (above), is one of the first items I'd like to put on my own software page. If I were to offer a large selection of software, maybe my traffic would increase, and maybe this website would start earning me money. I just had an idea to go with that. I'm thinking of charging for such downloads. I could charge 50¢ to access each such download. If I can't charge for the item itself, I can at least make people pay me to access it, through my own download link. If they can trust me, that I'd only offer downloads I believe in, then maybe they'd believe my half buck links to be worth every penny. It would protect them from the risk of obtaining what they need from a site they don't yet have reason to trust. I know I'm not trying to trick anyone, or cheat anyone. If my visitors can believe that, maybe they'd be willing to pay me to download from me. What do you think?

The above blog entry was made on July 18, 2008.

I've been noticing you in movies, on tv, lately. I've accidentally come across the same wedding scene, with you talking to some guy in a church, at a wedding. I don't know what that was about, since I've never seen the movie. I think that was the one called Picture Perfect.

I could make you ever richer than you are, and myself rich for the first time, teaching you how to grow your money in real estate, Jen the Hen. We could do joint projects. You must talk to me ASAP. You don't even need to make any more pictures, if you'd invest the right way in the real estate market.

The above blog entry was made on July 17, 2008.

I didn't think I'd do it, but I finally spoke up, on behalf of Susan Denise Atkins, recommending compassionate release of her. She's currently crippled, with one leg amputated and the other one paralyzed, and she's said to be dying of brain cancer, with only six months to live. I've thought about writing letters to the Board of Parole Hearings for years, and now I've done it. One of the reasons I hesitated was fear of being punished for speaking up for any of them. I'm not sure I want to publicly publish that letter, I faxed to the parole board. So many people tend to be falsely superior in character, about such things. Everyone, without exception, has the ability to kill, within himself. There are no exceptions, ever. I'm afraid I may have, or probably, faxed my letter too late, as there was a source which said the hearing would be in the morning, and the parole board didn't receive my fax until 3:48pm. Well, better late that never, hopefully. I'm really amazed how much Vincent Bugliosi has recently spoken up for Susan, in favor of her compassionate release. He wrote a formal such recommendation to the parole board, according to an LA Times article, dated today.

The above blog entry was made on July 15, 2008.

Have you seen Pam Anderson on E! lately, sticking up for you, Jen the Hen? She's really telling off KFC.

The above blog entry was made on July 13, 2008.

This website turned three years old, yesterday, and the thought didn't even cross my mind once, all day. Wish it a retroactive happy birthday. Better late than never. And do so by giving any size donation of at least a buck, through the link near the top of the page, since I've had to pay all the expenses out of my own pocket. I've never once, in all of this website's existence, received any financial compensation; not one red cent, ever. The past year has been the most expensive one yet. I may be able to hold down my costs better now, but the past year has been ruinous to my severely limited budget. My life has been a torture, of no money for long weekend outings and no nights out on the town. Bring back the idea and feeling that there is such a thing as income, by making a contribution now, before it's too late. There's got to be hope in all of this. You know how valuable the content, and related activities, of this website are. Show your appreciation, now. I've been working as a defacto slave, with no compensation, and no sign of appreciation.

The above blog entry was made on July 12, 2008.

I just noticed that I accidentally omitted to mention something, in the June 25th blog entry, about the name coincidence and Susan Anton, Susan Atkins, and Anton LaVey. What I should have mentioned is that she, Susan Atkins, performed in one of Anton LaVey's stage shows, in the late 1960's, in the San Francisco area. That coincidence links her, in a real way, to Anton LaVey, which makes the name coincidence seem all the more interesting.

The above blog entry was made on July 11, 2008.

I just took the first step toward applying for a federal grant, to fund me in researching, and reeducating the public about, the greenhouse gas environmental issue. I think I'd need special approval to obtain grant eligibility clearance, since at this time, and probably permanently, I'm on my own in this project.

The above blog entry was made on July 10, 2008.

Maybe no one, who reads this particular blog, is much interested in the second amendment issue, but I have another anouncement to make anyway. I just sent another fax to 15 California senators, to point out the recent U. S. Supreme Court ruling, which finally acknowedges that the right to bear arms is for people who aren't in a militia. You know how to get to my politics page, to read this latest fax. You can find the link near the bottom of this page.

As a chicken, the second amendment must have you a little worried, Jen the Hen. That's understandable. You can probably find a nice underground hiding place, for the hunting season.

Maria Quiban, on the My13LA 11:00pm tv news, read another one of my email responses tonight (July 8, 2008). Thanks, Maris. This time, the question of the night was: Who's the most annoying person you've ever had to deal with, in a business situation? Here's my reply, which Maria read on the air:

I've encountered so many annoying people, in business situations, I can't easily narrow it down to the worst one. I wish I could be more specific.

Steve

There's an annual World Naked Bikeride event in Denver Colorado, on Saturday, July 12th. I wish I could be there. Help me to support this event and this cause. Madonna, that means "you too." I know you want to participate. Don't let your fans down; just your pants. This is worthwhile. Saturday is awfully near.

The above blog entry was made on July 9, 2008.

I just read, in a CNN email news update, what I've been thinking, myself.

NY Times: No. 1 Faux Pas in Washington? Candor, Perhaps.
It was the journalist Michael Kinsley who changed Washington’s understanding of gaffes with his observation that they occur not when people lie, but when they say what they really think.

American politicians spew lies all day long, and never get nailed for it. It's when they tell their true beliefs that they get nailed in the media. The U. S. system is a totally dishonest inversion.

The above blog entry was made on July 7, 2008.

I just saw you on Saturday Night Live, Jen the Hen. Unfortunately, I missed most of your stuff on the show, since it was early.

I just scored another win, on the My13LA 11:00 pm news tonight (July 5, 2008). Mine was one of the very few emails they even read this time. This time, the question of the night was: Have you, or someone you know, ever broken the law, for something you thought was right? Here's my response, which Susan Hirasuna read on the air:

Yeah, I didn't vote in the 2000 election. Not voting against Al Gore has to be considered a crime, considering his heavy involvement in spreading the greenhouse gas myth.

Steve
Fullerton

Thanks for reading my message, Susan. You stressed the word "myth," like you thought that to be an unusual opinion. Yes, the greenhouse gas theory IS a myth. Gore and his cohorts ought to be punished for their lies about the environment.

Anymore, every time I watch Saturday Night Live, I feel an overpowering urge to either write for it, or to act in it, or both. I've been thinking of trying for a spot, at one of the Hollywood comedy venues, also. I would ask you to set me up in one of those places, but:

1. You probably wouldn't oblige me.
2. It might tempt you to tell them to NEVER hire me.
3. It might jinx my chances of getting a job there, instead.
4. I can't afford the gas to commute that far.

Well, if you were nice, you'd help me out with the gas, if that was the only problem. I have an idea for a specialty of comedy, if I were to write for SNL. I don't want to give anyone the idea, by mentioning it. It has nothing to do with you or anyone I know. People have always stolen my good ideas out of my mind, without my even having writen or spoken the stuff. That's the kind of stiff competition that's been going on in the U. S.

The above blog entry was made on July 6, 2008.

If I could spend more of my time watching talk shows, I'd have more news about you, Jen the Hen. For instance, on Conan O'Brien, he and a lady guest (I didn't hear her name) were tossing a chicken egg back and forth, between them. It was some kind of "thing" that she was involved with or knew about. On Chelsea Lately, was the explanation, when they opened the show with, "Is Jennifer Aniston wanting to have a kid?" Well, I hate to break it to you, but Conan missed, causing your egg to break on the floor. That ended that egg tossing, and it again settled for you the issue of your possible offspring. I'm afraid you'll have to try again, Jen the Hen. You see, I have to watch all the tv shows, to piece together all the elements of the stories about you, since that's how they encourage high ratings; by making one watch all talk shows, to get full stories.

They just were saying, on tv, about you and John Mayer being a couple. I didn't hear what they were saying. Would it do me any good to tell you that that kind of story, about you, makes me jealous? You can tell, without my saying it, I'm sure. How do you like the screen capture of you, from The Breakup, on my special page? If you don't like it, you can arrange to meet me, for a new photo shoot of you. I'd like that very much. I'd have to shoot you outdoors, since my camera isn't good for indoor work. I'm sure the neighbors would be delighted anyway.

A GEICO ad just appeared above, with the GEICO gecko asking, "just click hear, mate." I used that word, "mate," in my own GEICO ad, I wrote, so I think that's where they got the idea of using that word. I believe they'd expect that they can use one of my words without paying me, nor giving me credit. Such has been life for me. No one seems to want to pay me. I ought to spend some time, on a regular basis, writing new GEICO commercials. Maybe I can break down their willpower, tempting them to use my ideas in their commercials (for pay, of course). I'd like that very much. I need the income so desperately.

The above blog entry was made on July 5, 2008.

You must have seen the scrolling message under the banner for today, announcing the holiday. Happy 4th of July, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on July 4, 2008.

My daily spam count has been steadily increasing. I just collected my email, to find a new record of 613 emails, of which most was spam. That's how much accumulated in my inboxes, in no more than 24 hours. Needless to say, I don't like spam, especially is such quantities. I'm careful to not discard anything really of interest. I'm pretty efficient at weeding out the spam.

There was talk on tv today, about the idea of you and the former Friends cast getting together for a spinoff movie. I was thinking I'd better see that one, but they ended up saying that the idea was just a rumour.

If you need company, just let me know, and I'll try to have countless chickens, both male and female, installed upon your Beverly Hills mansion property. That way, they'll be copulating and increasing in numbers, and there'd be so many there after a while, no one would be able to find or get rid of all of them. You'd never be lonely again. Also, you'd never be able to sleep past the crack of dawn, without roosters' crowing waking you up. I had that problem in my own town a couple of decades ago, when sleeping over at a friend's house.

I just discovered a security hole in my computer setup, but I've already taken action to fix it. It was something a former host made a suggestion about, but I didn't heed it immediately. I paid the price. I learned the hard way.

The above blog entry was made on July 3, 2008.

I find so many items of interest, I haven't always mentioned everything I've come across. Here's something. I just mentioned, in yesterday's blog entry, that Houston is 1560 miles from Los Angeles. Well, just today I was reading a letter to Susan Atkins, that came from the mayor of Houston, in 2001. The coincidence is in the post office box number of the mayor's office. It's 1562, which is about that same number of miles, between L. A. and Houston. As proof, here's a copy of that letterhead, of the city of Houston, of 2001. What do you think? Uncanny?

I was changing channels on tv a little earlier, and I came across an episode of Friends, in which there was a rooster crowing, and you were complaining, asking what that noise was. Well, I suppose they were just trying to set you up with some action, bringing a male chicken into the building for you, Jen the Hen. Weren't you in the mood? Not every cock'll do? I wasn't looking for that coincidence, either.

The above blog entry was made on July 1, 2008.

Did you notice anything? I'm already relocated to a new hosting service. That was quick. At around a quarter past ten pm, I updated my nameserver information, and I was expecting it to take 12 to 24 hours for the change to take effect. Instead, while I was pruning my database, for use on this new host, I was surprised to notice my home page not being found, about a half hour after the nameserver update. Right away, I correctly deduced that the change had already gone into effect in California, but I hadn't uploaded my site to the new host. So, immediately I created a new ftp account, and commenced the uploads. By a minute before the stroke of midnight, on June the 29th, all was up and running at my new host. All I have to do now is to continue pruning my database, to comply with the new host's rule about having only currently-in-use web content uploaded to their machines. I ran into that rule in late 2006, at a host, in the UK, I was using. This new host is in Houston, Texas. This is the first time this website has ever been hosted in the U. S. My data transmissions seem to be faster than ever. My last host, if you really want to know, was located in the Czech Republic, nine time zones to the east. I'm so glad to be through with them. This host is in North America, so it's in the same continent as I am, again. This is the closest I've ever been to my host. This is the fourth hosting service that this website has used. I'm so impressed with how easy and fast everything has been for this transfer. This is the quickest and easiest I've ever got set up, and I didn't have to ask them anything. I was able to easily access and do everything directly. How do you like these purely coincidental statistics: I've used two British hosts, one Czech host, and now a U. S. host. Houston is only 1560 miles from home. That's a big improvement in distance, compared to the Czech Republic.

The above blog entry was made on June 30, 2008.

Oh, I'm loving it. I just asked Lauren Sanchez to read my email response on the air, and she did (June 27, 2008). Thank you, thank you, Lauren. This time, the My13LA question of the night was: Have you ever fought with a person for a long long time, and then made up? Here's my response:

Yes. I had a feud with Madonna, which is over, now that she's breaking up with Guy. (Lauren, read this. Thanks.)

the Steve

She didn't read the part in parentheses, and she didn't read "the" in front of "Steve," and she didn't say the "of Fullerton" part. This is the second time they read one of my replies, in which I mentioned Madonna. This is getting more exciting all the time. Well, Madonna, now that the world knows, there's pressure on you to be nice to me, and to be mine.

The above blog entry was made on June 28, 2008.

Thanks, Maria Quiban, for reading my email response to your question on the air, on the My13LA news (on June 26th). This time, the question of the night was: Do you agree with the Supreme Court's decision to strike down the handgun ban? Here's my reply, which Maria read on the air:

Yes, I'm wholeheartedly glad they finally honored the 2nd amendment, and lifted the ban. Collective gun rights go without saying. The 2nd amendment is about INDIVIDUAL gun rights.

Steve

It's about time you 13 news people read another one of my responses on the air. It's been a while since you read the last one on the air. I did a lot of work, standing up for the second amendment. I feel like I influenced this decision, with all the messages I've been sending to politicians. I think I finally convinced them.

The above blog entry was made on June 27, 2008.

I just added a topless photo of Susan Atkins to my special page, when I figured something out. Here's an excerpt from that page, which explains.

I just realized something. Have you ever heard of a lady named Susan Anton? Mention of her was kicking around on tv decades ago. What's interesting is that her name is like a combination of these two names, "Susan (Atkins) and Anton (LaVey). Intentional? You think? Poor Ms. Susan is now reported to be missing a leg, and dying of brain cancer (June of 2008). [Susan Atkins performed in one of Anton LaVey's stage shows, in the late 1960's, in the San Francisco area. That coincidence links her, in a real way, to Anton LaVey, which makes the name coincidence seem all the more interesting.]

I just wrote to Susan Anton, to mention this name coincidence. I wonder if she'll reply to me. I would like that.

The above blog entry was made on June 25, 2008.

Here's evidence that we started the 2008 Summer in my area, without the normal June gloom, as it's called here. They've been giving "red flag alerts" here, in the Los Angeles area, lately. I personally prefer June gloom to scorching heat. I've got an idea, Jen the Hen. Why don't we all use magick of the mind, to bring back the June gloom, and keep it here till the end of Summer? If enough LA area witches/warlocks/ghosts chip into this effect, it ought to descend upon southern California like some kind of unexpected weather phenomenon. In fact, it only takes one adept magick type character to pull off a feat of this magnitude, if it's not opposed by black magick. That's the thing about it. Black magick isn't less common than white magick. I haven't applied myself to the task, but I'm tempted. I know you've got it in you, Jen the Hen. You're not just paltry/poultry/whatever.

Finally, I spotted a GEICO gecko ad here, at the bottom of this page. That thing really gets around. I was wondering if it'd ever show up here, without asking GEICO for an ad to put here.

I believe I know what the last photo of you, I put here, means. I believe that was during the holiday season of 2006. Is that what you want for New Years 2009, in West Hollywood? What do you think? That broad sure looked a lot like you New Years of 2008.

I just put the Death Valley 10-day forecast in an iframe, near the top of this page. Death Valley is hot, but not as hot as you, Jen the Hen. Death Valley is your closest competition.

Fortunately, you rarely wear clothes, Jen the Hen. Here you are naked, for a Smartwater ad. We don't know what you'll do next, but it's a good guess you won't have much, if any, clothes on, some of the time for it. I'm about to put that topless photo of you on my special page. Speak now, or forever hold your peace.

The above blog entry was made on June 22, 2008.

I was going to avoid, for the time being, putting many photos on this page. However, I couldn't resist this one. I think you can see why. As you know, this was in Mexico, with your friend, Courteney Cox. Thanks, Jen the Hen.

As you must know, this is the first full day of Summer. It got up to 96°F here yesterday. I got out of my air-conditioned car at about 9:15pm, and I was hit by warm air. It wasn't as hot as the night air of the desert, but it felt believably like Summer had really arrived.

By the way, I'm thinking, or planning, to put a video capture of you topless, from The Breakup, on my special page here. Tell me right away, if you don't want me to post it. I saw that film here at the AMC theater, but I don't recall this topless scene. Is it possible that I forgot this scene, or do you think they showed a censored version here? There's no excuse for censoring for localities. I'd like to hear what you think happened.

I admit that the stories of you with John Mayer make me jealous.

The above blog entry was made on June 21, 2008.

You ought to read the latest fax I just sent to the five members of California's Senate Public Safety Committee. It's a real gem of argumentation. I also sent a copy of it to Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger. The Second Amendment isn't my only thought, worry or concern, not by a long shot, but it is important.

I'm again pondering the need to transfer this website to yet another hosting service. My problems with this one are irreconcilable. I hope to avoid down time, but I'm not sure I'll be able to. I just renewed this website's domain name. This website is about to enter its fourth year of existence. I haven't been saying as much here lately, partly because I've been busy, and partly because of the bandwidth issues my hosting service has been plaguing me with.

Here's an update. The update is that I still haven't received one red cent from all of my bother and time, in creating and operating this website. How do you explain that? July 11 will be the third anniversary of this website.

The above blog entry was made on June 15, 2008.

Well, after thinking about it for months, I've finally done it. I've split this page into smaller pages, a quarter of a year in lenth, each. I had at least two motivations. First, I've been afraid of this page loading too slowly for dial-up visitors. That was my original worry about the size of this page. After many months, I started worrying about the bandwidth consumed with each page load, since it's costing me money. Well, this split ought to take care of both worries. However, I believe that my real problem with the bandwidth for this page is that I'm convinced my hosting service is cheating me. I believe they're reporting that this website is using far more bandwith that it possibly could be, considering the number of page visits. That isn't the only thing suspicious about this hosting service. They've pulled other dirty tricks on me over time, and they just double-billed me. They billed me for the subscription fee on the 10th, and then again on the 11th. They have no right to charge me twice for this month. They have no right to decide to keep taking money out of my account. I reported them to Paypal, today. I have no intention of putting up with their crimes against me.

The above blog entry was made on June 11, 2008.

I was just sitting here, with my window open, listening to the crickets. Their sound seemed to match the clay chicken on my desk, like they're a perfect theme match. It's the life on the farm theme.

News just broke about Ed McMahon being in peril of losing his mansion, due to multi-million dollar debt.

We're finally through with the Democratic primary contest. I'm glad I won't be bothered with that stuff any more.

I just wrote to CNN, to complain about Mike Galanos. He comes across abrasively, on tv, as if people really have nerve to respect the Bill of Rights, as if everyone must immediately burn that document, and kiss his ass, and adopt his obnoxious anti-freedom politics. I'm sick of being reminded, by creepy newcasters, of the trend against freedom in the U. S. They are the vanguards of throwing away the constitutional protections. His type is a disgrace to tv journalism.

The above blog entry was made on June 5, 2008.

Harvey Korman was one of my all-time favorite comedians. Here's a video tribute to him, which you can watch full-screen, by clicking the little minus sign, at the lower-right corner of the video.

The above blog entry was made on June 2, 2008.

I'm glad that we're so close to the end of the political primaries. Those politics have been boring me and worrying me.

I just bought a clay chicken, to put my felt-tipped pens in. I may take a picture of it, so you can see it. I was going to buy more clay chickens, but I figured I'd give it more thought, since my budget is so tight.

The above blog entry was made on June 1, 2008.

I'm finally making my own GIF animations from scratch. I've made a couple such animations, in the past, wth a couple of other programs, but the programs I'm using for the purpose now are more versatile. I've just entered GIF animation creation heaven. Look at my first scrolling marquee animation, which I made from scratch, at the top of this page. Not bad, eh?

The above blog entry was made on May 28, 2008.

I've gotten fancier with this playlist stuff. This is the most advanced setup I've ever used for an embedded playlist. I've again randomized the start point, with the help of JavaScript. I tried this idea out many months ago, but this time I've added more improvements to how I put this all together. I hope you people appreciate how much I've sweated the technical details over the last few years. It's getting better all the time, here.

By the way, I just saw a story, on CNN, about some politician in Italy, who seemed to be portrayed in graffiti, by a painting of his head on the body of a chicken. You think? There's clowning around to this Jen-the-Hen theme in Italy, too? I'm making even more of an international figure of you, Jen the Hen. Be sure to thank me.

While I'm on the subject of this embedded music, I've got a commentary about Microsoft and its competition. I've been using a volume setting, "100," which Internet Explorer doesn't interpret as "100%." The Quicktime plugin does interpret it as "100%." I was using the Quicktime plugin for a long time, so I was oblivious to the problem. I just noticed the effect again, and decided to optimize this website for use with Internet Explorer, since I believe far more people are using it, rather than the Quicktime plugin. All I had to do, to switch, was untick the music support boxes in Quicktime's MIME settings. This has been another annoying situation, which was apparently resulting from Microsoft's competition with its competitors. It seems Microsoft can't stand to allow any other company to seem competent, or compete with them. Microsoft deserves no better than a "boo" for this stunt, presuming it's of their doing.

The above blog entry was made on May 27, 2008.

Have you seen the new Carl's Jr. spot on tv? "The FCC doesn't allow us to show a chicken this hot on tv . . . unless it's on a sandwich. Introducing the jalapeño chicken sandwich. New, at Carl's Jr." They're not going to shut down this page over you, are they, Jen the Hen? I hope not.

The above blog entry was made on May 19, 2008.

I've done it. I've just expanded my product line. Click the George Olsen link, near the top of the page, to find the new item offered here. I've temporarily put it on that page, since I haven't yet created a general merchandise page. That's next. I won't tell you what I just put there. That's for you to find out, by following the above link. It's something everyone, who uses Windows XP, could use (or NEEDS!). Don't be without it.

The above blog entry was made on May 18, 2008.

Now, dare I say, at the risk of a jinx, that I've really fixed the display of the shortcut icon, on these pages? I have. I kind of hate to say how I did it. If you're not seeing this icon at the left of the address bar (where URLs are typed), then you haven't bookmarked this page. So, bookmark this page, preferably in a folder devoted to this website, then close your browser, reopen it, and visit this page again. You should now see the shortcut/bookmark icon, not only in your favorites folder (next to the respective web page), but also at the left of the URL, in the address bar. Well, do you see it? If not, email me a note. It's working for me. Don't I have anything else to do, besides such seeming trivia? Yes, loads of things. However, when I happen across a fix for something, I want to implement it immediately, if possible, and that's what I did this time.

The above blog entry was made on May 17, 2008.

I've been busy with various technical matters, so I haven't said anything here, lately. I just took the lists of songs off of some pages, and relocated them to their own pages. That was to get that information out of the way of the content of the respective pages. Another thing I just did was to create a page to document the U. S. Bill of Rights. I was giving so much thought to those constitutional issues, with all the political activity I've been involved in lately, that I thought it would be good to have a ready copy here to refer to, when needed. You can find the picture link to that page near the top of my politics page. It's a good size, and says "The Bill of Rights," so you can't miss it. It's directly above the links to the NRA pages. Now, if someone encounters a constitutional issue in my blog, they have ready access to my Bill of Rights page, which contents came from an official U. S. government website. The only difference in the content is that I reformatted it to my own liking, but the wording is unchanged.

The other thing I've done lately is to debug the email stationary that ships with Outlook Express. Windows has a software bug that causes a needed pound sign to be omitted, in the CSS style sheet ,in the header of its stationary. That means that when an email made from such stationary is sent to, for instance, a Yahoo email address, the format of the email won't be displayed correctly by Yahoo. That's not Yahoo's fault though. It's a Microsoft software bug. It's easy to fix the stationary template files, by adding one pound sign in the right spot in each such file. Shame on Microsoft. I bet they knew about that. If you use Outlook Express to create new stationary, the same error is created, so the new file would have to have a pound sign added in the right spot, too. This defect is also found in all the templates of the default set of stationary that ships with Windows XP. Every one of those stationary templates would also have to have that pound sign added in the right place. Is this enough techno-boredom for now, or do you want more? I've always got technical issues going on.

The above blog entry was made on May 15, 2008.

Note: The Sharon Tate documentary I had here, Final Days of an Icon, appears to have been removed from Google. That's a shame. I enjoyed it.

As far as that Barker Ranch dig goes, exploratory excavation is officially on the agenda for this month. This dig is to determine if they are going to do a full-blown dig for bodies. The Sheriff's Department intends to keep everyone away from the project, so I don't recommend showing up to get a peek.

My new George Olsen page has undergone a major makeover. It's now easier than ever to listen to those four recent redoes, without even leaving that page. You'll notice the four music players near the top of that page. Just click on one to listen to it. The bass really has been enhanced in those versions.

The above blog entry was made on May 12, 2008.

I'm continually developing new content and other web posibilites. I just created a new email template. I had to add a feature partly manually, because Outlook Express doesn't have all posibilities for templates, through their limited menu selections. In other words, I created a template with OE, then I modified it manually, to add background sound to the template. OE allows adding background sound, but it provides no way to add it to an email template, so I did that part manually. Here's what the email would be like, in html format. It's possible to add this template to the stationary folder (as an HTML file), but it should overwrite a template, with the right name, that already exists. So, you could create a dummy template, and give it the name you want it to have, then overwrite it, directly, in the stationary folder that OE uses to store email templates. This already works, because I already created and sent an email to myself, using this template, to test it. Now, following this idea, you can create you own email templates, with not only picture, but also with any sound file you've got hosted on a hosting service.

I contacted those California politicians again tonight, but this time by email. One of the contact email addresses was bad, but I found and used a good email address for the one I couldn't contact that last time. That means I still contacted the same number of politicians, but this time the list of who received a message is a little different. I even sent a message to the governor of Georgia this time, but that was with regard to a Georgia state bill that I was urging him to sign into law. It has already passed through their congress.

The above blog entry was made on May 11, 2008.

Last night, I sent another political activist fax to 16 Sacramento Assembly members. The issue this time was the right to sell firearms and ammunition at San Francisco's Cow Palace. I've never been to the Cow Palace, but that's no reason to doubt that it should be open to gun shows and the sale of related merchandise. Please read the fax I just sent to those California politicians by clicking here

I've neglected this blog for a few days, because I've been so busy.

I keep up-to-date on the anti-gun measures, from notices received by being on the mailing list of the NRA. I repost the information, which can be found by clicking links in my politics blog. Those widgets, to get to that information, is found by clicking this picture:

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Read up, Jen the Hen. I can tell you people aren't really involved, politically, because the count of my page- visit counter, for my politics blog, is still very low. The government people, in the U. S., won't be honest on their own. They have to be told what to do, and what not to do. Politicians are criminals, basically. The job of being a politician attracts crimnals, not honest people.

The above blog entry was made on May 9, 2008.

I've just set a new record for myself, in terms of the most separate issue political action messages to politicians, at one sitting. You can read this latest volley of messages by clicking here. If you keep reading this stuff, you'll learn something, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on May 4, 2008.

Well, I've tortured your mind long enough, by making you wait for information on what I was talking about. The following link will take you to a page that illustrates what I meant, when I said here that the Spears name was happening near me. Here's the web page to click over to: Spears is spending a lot of time near me.

Women must be right too, Jen the Hen. Click here to read what I mean.

The above blog entry was made on May 3, 2008.

I wish I could execute all the anti-gun politicians. On the 7th, the California legislature will consider a bill that would severely restrict ammunition sales in the state. Here's an alert from the NRA about it. In case you haven't noticed, the Democratic Party is a major component of U. S. oppression. It's the Democrats that are anti-human-rights. They've always labeled everything in opposites, to pretend to be the good guys. They are the criminals, in more ways than one. They are the defacto communist party of the U. S., but they're pretending to be honest. The Democrats are anti-gun, among other things. They've never honored the Bill of Rights. On what basis can they claim to respect human rights? They only work for dishonest kickbacks for themselves. They don't even care if they hurt each other to get their kickbacks. They're frauds. They're bullies. They've always stolen everything, and they've always come back for more. They must be stopped. One must conclude that one of the reasons Hollywood seems to be Democrat is that the rich bitch showbiz people want someone to watch over all their money, and don't want the second amendment honored. I have one thing to say to them: All the money in the world won't do them one bit of good in a coast-to-coast gulag, passing itself off as the U. S. government. They'd better start respecting the bill of rights, or they deserve a life sentence in a gulag.

There's an interesting circumstance, near where I live, that involves the name, "Spears." Can you guess what it is? If you were to cruise the streets near where I live, with a vigilant eye, you might notice what it is. I've got a set of photos from the other day, which I plan to post soon. In one of those photos, it is apparent what I'm talking about. Since it's already 3:50am, and maybe you're already in bed, maybe this puzzle won't keep you tossing and turning in bed, trying to guess what this is. If you're lucky, I'll put a new page here tomorrow, with the photos. If you're in the area, cruising around trying to figure this out, be sure to stop at my place, Jen the Hen. I think you can figure out where I live.

The above blog entry was made on May 1, 2008.

Well, I've finally got a venue lined up to sell downloads. Did you see the purchase link for a song download, near the top of this page? I've put my remastered version of Makin' Whoopee up for sale first, to see how it goes. It's again late at night (3:24am), so I'm about to call it quits for the night, to resume tomorrow. I plan to set up more music downloads tomorrow.

The above blog entry was made on April 29, 2008.

Here's the vocabulary term of the day: "down ballot." It means the items or offices or people, with less name recognition, closer to the end of a voting ballot than near the top of the ballot. You can thank me for introducing you to this one. The term is in use, but it appears in relatively few (almost none) online dictionaries. Now you'll feel like a political terminology guru because of me, Jen the Hen. By the way, the term may be hyphenated, like this: "down-ballot," when used as an adjective. The definition is hard to find. Try searching the internet for it, and you'll see what I mean.

The above blog entry was made on April 29, 2008.

Here's something interesting. A guy named Eric Thompson, the owner of TGSCOM, an online seller of firearms, sold a handgun to the Virginia Tech killer, and two 9mm magazines and a holster to the Northern Illinois University killer. There's that name, "Thompson," again. Remember the name, "Thompson submachine gun?"

Remember that 48 hours of no sleep, that I mentioned recently? I just want to comment, now, that actually I catnapped for two hours or so the evening before I finally got a regular amount of sleep. That couple of hours made me feel much better, as I resumed doing system maintenance after that.

By the way, I added more to yesterday's entry, approaching midnight. Read up.

Remember my mentioning that my influence got former Washington D. C. Police Chief Ramsey booted from that position? I told of how I KNEW that he was the cause of the murder of Chandra Levy. It was a scorned wannabe lover situation, with Ramsey as the principal. Well, now he's turned up as the Police Commissioner of Philadelphia, and he's disrespecting state law and the advice of the district attorney and lawyers there, because he seems to think he's above the law in Pennsylvania, too. Read about his criminally incorrect management of Philly here. If I had a license to practice law, I'd want to go after him myself. Did I mention that I had contacted Washington D. C. officials and attorney Vincent Bugliosi (who never returned my call), about Ramsey and the Chandra Levy case? I mentioned at least part of that, here. Now creep Ramsey is terrorizing Philadelphia. I suspect it could be Ramsey's evil influence, that so-called "brain scan as a proof of a lie" theory (rubbish). That idea was being touted in Philadelphia, last year or the year before. The guy is big trouble trying to happen at every turn in the road. He must be permanently barred from police departments and government office everywhere. He should have been given the death penalty, or sentenced to life in prison, over the Chandra Levy thing alone, let alone anything else. They ought to recall Ramsey, and appoint me police commissioner in his stead. I'd accept the office of mayor, but fortunately Ramsey isn't mayor. Speaking of the mayor's office, Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter ought to be booted out of office too, because he signed those illegal anti-gun measures into so-called law there. There are other things Ramsey is guilty of too, but I'd hate to go into that. Charles Ramsey is an out-and-out criminal, and he shouldn't be tolerated.

The above blog entry was made on April 27, 2008.

I can tell you some more techno-boredom now. Don't worry, it won't bore you too much. It appears that the background music here wasn't autoloading for most people. The reason is that I left out the autostart parameter from the embed code. I wasn't paying attention, so I neglected to have that in place. It was auto-playing for me, because I was using the Quicktime plugin, and that is capable of autostarting the playback even without the parameter for it in the embed code. So now, even you Microsoft default player users will be experiencing the background music now, without having to click "play." You must have noticed, by now, the little control that appears on the page. I've got it set to be about 300 pixles wide, by 45 pixles high. With that, you can jump to the next song or to the previous one. You can also pause, stop or restart with that control. The Quicktime control is nice, because it allows you to select the playlist item by number. In some cases, the Microsoft player will let you select by number, too. It depends on Windows, whether or not that control feature will display in the control.

Here's my latest activist action. I just faxed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and V. P. (President of the Senate) Dick Cheney, about prison abuses against inmates. Please click here, and read what I told them. Take my advice: You should try to avoid going to jail or prison, Jen the Hen. The chicken coop is bad enough, as it is. No need to make matters worse for yourself.

A little techno-boredom, here. Excuse me if it isn't really boring. How amusing. I'm back to using my old external fax modem, which I bought new in the mid 1990's, back when I was using my relatively primative 80486SX pc. The DX models were better than the SX models, for what it's worth. I was working a temporary job then, as an electronic pager technician, for a company called Pagenet. Fortunately, I haven't used a machine that primative, as the 486, in many years. I've gone through a series of machines, since then. I'm now using yet another machine on the internet, as my main machine. Since it has fewer internal pci plots, I set it up to use that old modem. Actually, this modem hasn't done much over those years, but sit in storage around the house. It's back on the job. I'm amused by the fact that it operates through the com1 serial port, through the 9-pin D-shell connector at the back of my machine. Are you duly dazzled my my technical vernacular? No, you're yawning? Technical theory can do that. Now, I can watch the nine status indicator LED's in the front panel; indicating things like "OH" for "off hook," "PWR" for "power," and "TR" for "terminal ready," "SD" for "sending data," "RD" for "receiving data," and so on. Thrilled? I am. You don't get that kind of indications from internal cards, unless maybe you're standing behind the machine staring at the LED's back there, if it's even got them back there.

The above blog entry was made on April 26, 2008.

I've been busy doing system maintenance. I haven't slept in going on 48 hours. I took someone to the hospital yesterday, so that accounts for some of that time.

How's Beverly Hills? I wish I were there.

The above blog entry was made on April 25, 2008.

I just did myself a favor, and ordered a copy of the book, Child of Satan, Child of God: Her Own Story, by Susan Atkins and Bob Slosser. I've been wanting to read that for years. I found a used copy for $2.40 plus tax and shipping, which came to about $6.56. That's serious money on my budget. Once a book in the greater genre goes out of print, the price tends to go sky high. Speaking of Susan Atkins, the story finally broke today that she's been in a private sector hospital for a month, but she's reported to be in stable condition. They can't reveal what her medical condition is or which hospital she's in, due to federal privacy regulations. I've long been tempted to visit her at prison, but I wasn't sure she'd receive me well.

The above blog entry was made on April 23, 2008.

Here's a butt shot of Leticia Casta. I couldn't waste this opportunity.

Yesterday was the queen's 82nd birthday. Today is Earthday. The convicted murderer, Ira Einhorn, attended the first Earthday in 1970, in Pennsylvania. Speaking of Earthday and Pennsylvania, today is not only Earthday, but the election primary day of Pennsylvania. Do you think they wanted the primary to coincide with Earthday?

Here's a second butt shot, this one of Eva Mendes. These naked fur protests have been happening for many years. I don't remember what year I first saw a tv report on such a protest, but I think it was in the 1980's.

You should know that a larger image can often be found by clicking on a photo on this page. A clue is if you find your mouse pointer changing appearance, the way it does when it's over a link.

The above blog entry was made on April 22, 2008.

I finally took the time to search the perezhilton.com website for that recent Madonna video. I found it, and watched it. On the left side of the Perez Hilton home page, scroll down to the column of videos, and scroll those videos to find the Madonna one. When you find it, click on her face, and watch it. Unfortunately, there's no embed code provided, or I would have put it here. You'll just have to visit perezhilton.com yourself to see it, Jen the Hen.

I keep noticing very old music recordings that sound like they have a strutting chicken theme sound in places. They anticipated you that way too? There is commodities trading on the New York Stock Exchange, as one sign of interest in chickens.

For your information, I still haven't received a penny through this website. To help me with that, I just upgraded my Paypal account to business account status. That gives me more options and benefits. I believe I've got it set up more secure than ever. I think I'm going to start offering music downloads for about 99¢ each. I can use Paypal to receive the payments for me. It seems everyone and his uncle are selling music online these days. It remains to be seen if I can get people to buy downloads of 70-year-old music, but it is remastered by myself, so it should be good. Of course, I'd put the higher-bit-density versions up for download, since it's higher in quality. That means those individual single song items would have a file size of about 3 megabytes, typically.

The above blog entry was made on April 20, 2008.

Before I quit for the night (it's 2:00am straight up), I want to mention something. I was just listening to my George Olsen collection, and I can tell you that I easily have the four songs to put in this playlist, to bring the Olsen total in it to an even dozen. One of my favorites of his is called The Girlfriend, and I may add that one to this list next.

After thinking about it more, I'm tempted to not post any more George Olsen music here. That way maybe people would be more tempted to buy compilation CD's from me, with my remastered versions. I think a greatest hits CD would be my first offering. It'd probably have the eight already here, plus four more. George did some of the best roaring 20's music. This is people's chance to catch up on that old sound.

The above blog entry was made on April 19, 2008.

Since you probably weren't getting any sleep worrying about it, I'll tell you now. I finally got the shop manual for my van in the mail. It took eight calendar days from the day it was said to be shipped. And there's more good news. The chargeback from the other online seller finally went through. I just noticed today. I was looking for it day after day. Now I can stop worrying about those items. See, not everything goes wrong for me.

I sent Perez Hilton an email last night. You think he'll reply? I'd like to have his secret for web traffic. I suspect it has to do with the broad general coverage of Hollywood stuff. I've been thinking of adding pages like that myself, or starting a seperate website for it. Exclusive interviews with stars and icons wouldn't hurt, either. There's got to be money someplace on the net. I refuse to believe that a degree in journalism is needed to make good money in journalism. If it is needed, that'd be another case in point that the U. S. doesn't support real freedom of speech. Any time you have to be trained by the propaganda department, which is what the education system in the U. S. constitutes, you've got no freedom of speech. That, plus the comprehensive censorship going on in the U. S., especially by the ethnics, who are trying to monopolize the media, by pretending to be the underdogs. With that trick, they've taken over the whole country, and they're looking for more, like there's no end to their power-and-wealth grab.

There is a portion of instrumental, in Makin' Whooppee, that sounds like the chicken theme. I think it can be found without saying where it is, because musical instinct will guide one to it. Just keep the idea in mind while paying attention, and I think you'll figure out what portion I mean. Even chickens make whooppee. You'd know, Jen the Hen.

The above blog entry was made on April 17, 2008.

This and the next paragraph are techno-boredom items. I think you should read them anyway. I just got rid of the title bar messages I had at the top of the browser. Those messages were more trouble than they were worth. They were a bother to update. My biggest reason to do away with them was that they caused the name of the page's bookmark to be one of the messages. I'd rather have the name of the bookmark to correspond to the title of the page, so I had to delete the message script. I advise, for bookmarking pages of this website, is to click "bookmark," click "create folder," give the new folder the name of my website, "Steven Bray Dot Com," then click "save." Also, I recommend deleting the old bookmarks to these pages, if they are labeled with one of those former title bar messages. If you want to bookmark a page without creating a special bookmark folder, you can click ctrl-d or ctrl-D. That will put the bookmark in the main bookmark folder. This website has so many pages that it'd be better to save the bookmarks in a separate folder to organize them.

One other thing I just fixed is the syntax of the header information, so that Internet Explorer will display my special address bar icon in the address bar and in the bookmarks. Unfortunately, Internet Explorer won't display that icon unless the particular page is bookmarked. Even if you do bookmark the web page, you'll probably have to close the browser, and then revisit the web page, to see that icon. I don't think anyone is going to worry about that one, but it matters to me. That icon makes it easier to find bookmarks of these pages, and it looks nice at the left of the address bar. One problem is that Internet Explorer is very temperamental about display of those icons. The other popular web browsers display them with no problem. Can it be that Microsoft is trying to discourage the use of those icons, so that their IE icon is always there? That would figure, considering how inconsiderate Microsoft is. As if all that isn't bad enough, I discovered something else. Sometimes the page has to be bookmarked in the main bookmark area, rather than in a special folder, if one's using Internet Explorer. That means, when you're visiting the page, just hit ctrl-d or ctrl-D. You'd think Microsoft would have their shit together better than the other browser people, but like I was saying, I suspect they caused that problem on purpose. I believe Microsoft creates a lot of defects intentionally. That's the only explanation for them using Trend Micro, who I suspect of being hackers. If you can't trust Microsoft, who can you trust? There's no such thing as internet security, for most people.

The other night, on My13LA news, their question of the night was: What's your reaction to the video, showing Hillary having drinks at a bar? I usually don't post the question unless they read my answer, which they didn't do that time. Here's what I replied:

If that was a speakeasy, maybe the FBI ought to hear about it.

Steve

I figured that was a good reply, since it matched the 1920's theme my website has had lately. Actually, I think Hillary may have staged that bar scene as an allusion to my Hillary put-down remarks here. Maybe she thinks my influence is detracting from her popularity. Not only that, there was mention recently of a love song to Hillary, but it was someone else's song. That also may have been an allusion to me and my Blues My Wanting Hillary Gives to Me song, here. Do you think Hillary believes I'm costing her, in terms of votes? To be candid about it, I'm not sure Barack's health care plans are any better than Hillary's. Insurance should never be forced on anyone. The only way I can think of, to dodge mandated health insurance, is to vote Republican, and I'm not 100% sure even that would avoid such a law.

Here's my latest Hollywood scoop. I just saw Mariah Carrey in a tv report about a music video, picturing her standing by a unicorn. The interesting thing, to me, about the unicorn coincidence is that I had a girlfriend with a unicorn tattoo on her back. She's the blond one, who I've said before lived on a street called "Seacrest." That was over 18 years ago. As soon as I heard of Ryan Seacrest, whose last name is the same as the street my former girlfriend lived on, I was thinking that must be another one of those coincidences that found me, maybe not by mere chance. I also said here that I came across Mariah Carrey in West Hollywood more than once. If she's been dropping the hint that she wants to be my girlfriend, that's fine with me. I wish she'd drop by my place, if she can find it. I don't know when I'd be able to justify the expense of driving into West Hollywood again. Another coincidence is that the pronunciation of "Carrey" sounds like my sister's married name. Are there any more coincidences between Mariah and myself, that you know of? Speaking of that girlfriend idea, that's what I was wondering about, when Mariah was in that place near me. I was thinking I'd hate to bungle that opportunity.

Sam the Old Accordion Man has a combination of interesting qualities. First, in George Olsen style, it starts off with that grand Hollywood production sound. In places, it sounds like a casual orchestra piece, and in other places it sounds sinister, like 1920's gangster music. The other quality is the barbershop quartet sound to the vocals. It's definitely the Lawrence Welk kind of music. I used to see the Lawrence Welk Show on tv decades ago, mostly because my father used to watch it in the afternoon. Lawrence Welk was an accordionist himself. My father also played an accordion, but it was the button type, rather than the piano keyboard type.

The above blog entry was made on April 15, 2008.

Yesterday turned out to be another one of those verbose occasions for this page. I put Drew Barrymore's entry into this butt shot series, in yesterday's entry, so don't miss it.

I just remastered Sam The Old Accordion Man, by George Olsen. Nineteen twenty-seven was really happening for George Olsen music, as you can tell from this playlist.

I tried to log onto my hosting page, that hosts the music, and I was presented with a signup screen for a ringtone service, which I didn't subscribe to. It sent me a PIN, so I answered my cell phone. I figured that since it was a text message, I can ignore it while I did something else. Then my connection hung up, and announced to me that the call cost me $9.99. That's highway robbery. I didn't even want that call. It was a trick. I'm going to ask AT&T what I can do about it. I don't want them pretending that I have a subscription, either. I didn't agree to one. There is so much dirty dealing on the internet.

I suspect Trend Micro of hacking my personal computer. The timing coincidence, combined with my past experience with using them, leads me to that conclusion. It seemed, after using their firewall and anti-virus software, that they were involved in hacking and sabotage themselves, so I stopped using their software. Now today, the same day that someone got into my computer and changed the password in one of my programs, Trend Micro sent me a timely email message, telling me it's time to buy their software before doing my taxes, which offer they said would expire tomorrow. I think that was to sign that hacking of my password on my computer. I wish there were something I could do about their mischief. There is no such thing as web security. All such companies are dangerous hackers. It's like they're trying to extort from me.

The above blog entry was made on April 14, 2008.

I just sent another important fax to some California Assemblymen. Please read it here.

First, there was just a report on tv that Britney rear-ended a car ahead of her.

Second, someone has been hacking my website. There have been those redirects I've mentioned recently. I just updated, a while back, to a higher-bandwidth plan, and I've still got plenty of bandwidth left, but I just found those redirects on three pages, again. So, I just told the hosting service about it again. If they aren't doing that mischief themselves, why don't they say so? I wouldn't put up with that kind of treatment from any hosting service. By not maintaining your own website, you've spared yourself from the misery I've been put through for going on three years.

The fax machine of one of the politicians still isn't receiving fax calls. The job of a politician is sometimes done?

I wanted to mention the fact that trading stamps are mentioned in Any Rags. I'm trying to remember if I mentioned it before, about my own experience with trading stamps. When I was a kid, grocery stores were giving customers, at checkout, either S & H Green stamps or Blue Chip stamps. S & H Green stamps were green, and Blue Chip stamps were blue. I haven't seen those given at supermarkets in many years. I used to collect those myself at times. Once, I got a diver watch in exchange for stamps. That was either in the late 1960's or the early 1970's. That was one of my first watches. I don't remember which watch was my very first one, at the moment. I had a very accurate self-winding one back in approximately that era. Self-winding watches were the thing, then. I had to wind the diver watch. There used to be a redemption center to cash in the stamps. They provided catalogue information. I haven't seen that redemption center in many years either. I'm not hoping for a return of trading stamps. I just wanted to mention the stuff, since it was in the song.

I was just looking at those Thompson submachine guns again, near the top of the page, and it reminded me of a tv story I saw decades ago. They said someone had entered some business, and shot up the place with a Thompson. They approximated the look of the place, with mirrored walls and shelves laden with bottles of whiskey. Suddenly, the glass started flying and dropping as the bullets were flying everywhere. That was an interesting demonstration. I guess that was before the ban on assault weapons. That was a long time ago, in the 1970's, I think. I don't recall the exact year, at the moment.

Some alto sax was used in the George Olsen orchestra. An example of some interesting low notes is heard in Someone to Watch over Me. Can you tell, by listening to it, if it was an alto sax or a tuba? There's a series of successively lower-toned instruments used in that song. The last instrument in that is the one I'm talking about.

I remind you, and warn you again, that if you found a .pif file on your computer desktop, DON'T OPEN IT! Just right-click it, and select "delete." I wouldn't want you to have a problem with the hacker who's been plaguing me. You can easily spot that file, because it looks like an MSDOS file, with a filename something like "MSDOS.pif."

I also wanted to mention that a while back, the Martin Scorsese Myspace page did me a disservice. So, I told the Woody Allen profile about it, and Scorsese was then deleted from the Woody Allen friends list. At least I have one friend in the world. A short time after that, I saw an ad, in which friends were solicited for the Martin Scorsese Myspace page. See, even Scorsese can't compete with me for Myspace clout?

Here's one of Drew Barrymore, for this butt shot series on this page. You can click it for a larger version. I adjusted the gamma correction and contrast to give a better look at her butt. What strikes me as interesting in this shot is the heat radiator on the right. It reminds me of my oil-filled heat radiator, which got into my background photo for my music page. I've been neglecting my music page for many months. Remember, Drew was the little girl in the movie ET.

The outdoor thermometer was reading 95°F, today. I replaced the HVAC filter, and ran the air conditioning for the first time this hot season. I bet your indoor thermostat is set for one temperature year-round. The po' folks at my place can't afford that luxury.

Speaking of Thompson submachine guns, I was reading about the history of RCA. I remember that takeoever, by General Electric, that was reported on tv in 1986, when I was going to Fullerton College. Well, the RCA name is now owned by a company called Thomson SA. Besides being my first two initials, "SA" is an abbreviation, used in French and Spanish, to mean "corporation." So many coincidences. Maybe they chose that name because of the gangster thing, during the earliest years of RCA. As a matter of fact, RCA was founded in 1919, and the Thompson submachine gun was in development and limited production starting in 1916, with the first commercial production model being the model of 1921, called the M1921. There were earlier models, like the M1919. Today, the Thompson submachine gun is considered obsolete, by the U. S. government. Its bullets wouldn't penetrate a thin tree in jungle warfare, and its range was barely over half the length of a football field, about 55 yards. To top this all off, the FBI continued to used Thompsons until the very year I graduated from high school, which was 1976. Did I tell you I'm the symbolic center of the world? I did. I am.

The above blog entry was made on April 13, 2008.

I've been so busy. This time, I sent another activist fax to many California politicians. Since politicians have to be led around by the ear, to point out their obligation to respect the Bill of Rights, I believe it was an emergency to send this latest message to key officials of this state. Be sure to read it here: Second Amendment Fax.

Yes, I'm influencing what music gets into tv commercials. I think they got the idea for music for a current Loew's commercial, from my having the European Anthem as the background music for my sitemap web page. Also, now they've got Aquarela do Brasil as the background music for a current VISA check card commercial. It's the exact recording I was trying to point out to you. The popular Americanized name of the song is Brazil. Don't judge it just from listening to that commercial, though. It has to be heard in its entirety, more than once, to appreciate it completely. I'm still tempted to put it in my playlist, here.

No one has donated a red cent to my cause here, yet. I take that as a bad sign. People must realize how important my work and my messages are, here. Not only am I informing the public, I'm standing up for civil liberties, by my activist activities. This stuff is all important. I wish someone would donate at least a buck or five bucks, so I can see that the donation link really works. Until I see the link working, by witnessing positive account activity, I'm not 100% sure my donations aren't being diverted to someone else's Paypal account. You don't want a crook to receive my money, do you, Jen the Hen?

The above blog entry was made on April 10, 2008.

I'm such a nice guy, I'm helping John Densmore build an audience in the Seattle area, for his Tribaljazz concerts. Here's his message, which I've copied and pasted:

Hey everyone,

We are looking for a little extra help getting the word out about our Seattle shows next week. If you can lend a hand online like emailing your music friends, facebook, and myspace contacts...please let us know. You will have a chance to win some free tickets and other goodies for your efforts.

Email: info@fanmanager.net

Thanks!

Here are the dates
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Apr 17 2008
Jazz Alley
Seattle, WA

Apr 18 2008
Jazz Alley
Seattle, WA

Apr 19 2008
Jazz Alley
Seattle, WA

Apr 20 2008
Jazz Alley
Seattle, WA

I've got a techno-boredom item. I just ordered a shop manual, for my van, from Amazon.com. I had ordered one previously, but the order was canceled, so I ordered from Amazon, instead.

Ah, here's another item. Muqtada al-Sadr has a Mehdi Army in Iraq. A name coincidence is that I worked with a young man named "Mehdi," in 1980. What next?

The above blog entry was made on April 9, 2008.

I want you to know that I just added another important blog entry to my global warming blog. Be sure to read it. For what it's worth, I mention here that the climatic changes, which brought dramatic changes to places like ancient Egypt, were supernatural in nature, just like the ice age cycle was supernaturally initiated. I'm not saying that it's impossible to undo such changes through more supernatural influence. I know what's been going on, so I'm giving some glimpses of such special knowledge.

At the risk of boring you, I've got an update on my 2007 tax filings. I've already received the federal refund, and I just Cal-filed my state return. I've got $10.00 coming from California. I didn't realize, till less than an hour ago, that I qualified for free Cal-filing of my state return. That's how I just filed. Of course, you don't qualify for Cal-filing, Jen the Hen, since your income is way above the maximum allowed for that particular service. That reminds me of something Paul Moyer said about something on tv years ago, "Only a little bit though, I doubt it?!"

The above blog entry was made on April 7, 2008.

I just updated my Techno Blog Monologue. I gave it a slight makeover, by putting it in reverse chronological order (most recent first). I also made a new entry, the first in 1 2/3 years. I wasn't making new entries, because my priority was to take care of my own problems. I just noticed a problem many people were having, so I decided to tell them how to fix it. It's easy. Read about it in that blog.

The above blog entry was made on April 6, 2008.

Ok, so, this time, soon after I said here that George Clooney was fibbing on being asked "nine years ago" to do Leatherheads, he said something else on tv. I just saw him say, on tv, that he didn't want to keep the other two guys from getting writing credit; that he just wanted to get credit himself. They mentioned the WGA, but I didn't hear that part of the story.

Have you listened yet to that song I mentioned yesterday, Aquarela do Brasil, by Ary Barroso? I was just listening to it again, many times. It's one of the best-sounding musical arrangements I've ever heard. That recording is sixty-nine years old now. Ary was only sixty years old, when he died of cirrhosis, in 1964. He has continued to get movie credits, for his writing of his music, many songs of his being used in those pictures. This song, Aquarela do Brasil, is considered the popular anthem of Brazil. It is sometimes referred to by a shortened name, Brazil.

More on Aquarela do Brasil. It didn't make the top 10 list until 1943, when it finally made number 2. It was then recorded two-million times for tv and radio, in the U. S. I don't know who recorded the particular version I have a copy of. It's very well done, but the singing skipped many lines near the top of the song. I've been tempted to post it to my website.

The above blog entry was made on April 5, 2008.

First, I want to say that I've sworn off cereal with milk. I believe them, this time, that it's the estrogen in milk that is so fattening. It's so fattening, it's nightmarish. I'm not making that mistake again. I've had it. I'm through with milk on cereal.

Next, I want to say that I don't believe George Clooney, who just commented on tv that he was asked to do Leatherheads nine years ago. I saw him say that on tv immediately after I commented here that I think they got the idea for the movie from me. Now, it strongly appears that he's trying to avoid giving me credit or pay by saying they planned the movie for nine years. I don't believe it one iota. This is another example of how dishonest Hollywood insiders are. Being on the A-list is not like being a nice guy. It's totally different than being a nice guy. I'll NEVER believe in the honesty of George Clooney, now, just like I don't believe in the tooth fairy, either. It could seem like a clue, that Hollywood insiders favor the Democrat politicians; they'd be thinking they stand to get kickbacks from those politicians. Hollywood is every bit as controled by organized crime as it ever was. It's just that now you don't see many tommy guns, pistols under the lapels, and so on. That doesn't mean that the organized crime is out of the picture business, though. Far from it. I've said it many times, but I'll say it again. The music business is organized crime, too. What area of showbiz isn't organized crime? Do you know of an area of showbiz that's honest, Jen the Hen?

I was just thinking that I ought to start charging admission to see any updates to my ghost photo series. I can't afford to be Santa Claus, by giving free access to everything. I've got to draw the line someplace. Even if I were Santa Claus, people tend to be on my naughty list, so they don't deserve freebees.

I just thought of some interesting coincidences with the song, Lullaby of the Leaves. With an instrumental sound like that, it'd almost have to be a theme like this. "A fine melody, carressing the bark, familiar to me, I've heard it before." Then there's that "bah bah bah bah," as if suggestive of a tommy gun firing repeatedly. So, now he just wants to hear the soothing sound of the breeze through the leaves, as he clings, dying, to the bark or tree trunk: "And though I know I've reached my goal, sing to me, sing to me, sing to me, lullaby of the leaves." A sad ending as he breaths his last breath or two, clinging to a tree along the street, at the scene of a shootout.

Yes, I found even something else to say. I just found a song recording that I misplaced. It's Aquarela do Brasil, which is Portuguese for "watercolor of Brazil," and the song was recorded by Ary Barroso, in 1939. He recorded at least three different versions of it, but one of the three is especially good. I believe I heard that on the radio, decades ago, and the disc jockey said his name, Ary Barroso. It just connected in my mind, about hearing it on the radio, so very long ago. Now I've got a copy. It's a song I've never heard much, on tv or on the radio. It's good, but I've never heard it much around here. If you want to hear something different, give that one a listen.

The above blog entry was made on April 4, 2008.

I've reached the point where I have to switch hosting services again. I don't trust them anymore. The money has all come out of my pocket. I haven't made a dime from my website in all the time I've had it going. All the expenses have come out of my pocket. I'm thinking of putting a donation link here, so people can support my website, to keep it going. I can't afford to keep paying out, with nothing coming in.

If you've got this page bookmarked in your favorites, I hope you've bookmarked it to load at the top, and not with the #location in the url. If you find the #location after the .htm, when you first click over here from your bookmark, enter the url without the #location information, click "go," wait for the page to reload, and then rebookmark this page. That way you'll arrive at the top of this page. One reason I mention this now is that I'm desperate for donations, and I want everyone to see the new Paypal donation link I put just under the banner. I can't continue to run this website without funding. I've paid for everything from the start, with no income from this website to compensate me for all of my investments of money, work, creativity and expenses. This can't go on anymore, without real money. Pipe dreams aren't capable of sustaining this website or me. It and myself both direly need funding to continue. You know you like this stuff, or you wouldn't keep coming back. It's time to do your part by pitching in. Can you imagine doing a film for free? I know I sure don't want to.

I could kick myself for not putting the donation link here sooner; much sooner. I didn't realize it was so easy to set up. Now I know. I'll never be without a transaction button again. I can't overemphasize how urgently I need the money. I'm sunk without it.

The above blog entry was made on April 3, 2008.

I've been wanting to mention here, that I suspect they got the idea for the soon-to-be-released film, Leatherheads, from my posting, here, of the song, Doin' the Raccoon. Before the song gets going, there is that quarterback talk, as if the singer were getting ready to call "hike," in a football game. Not only that, it was recorded in the 1920's. That's the same timeframe that the movie depicts. On their official website, they mention the bandstand idea. I've infused Hollywood with roaring 20's nostalgia, by my remastering and posting, here, of recordings from that era. I'm currently a Hollywood sensation, Jen the Hen. How am I going to get any money out of this? Do you know? I wish I knew how to draw some money out of this. I deserve pay for this stuff. I've been working hard, and I'm still broke. Something's got to give. There's got to be a way to get my hands on paychecks. The movie is expected to be released Thursday or Friday. I haven't seen a screening of it, so I'm wondering what music has made it into the film. This film should definitely have Doin' the Raccoon in it. If it doesn't, they missed the boat. That'd be a real faux pas, not having that song in the soundtrack.

The My13LA news didn't read my email response on the air tonight (I sent it in only about 15 minutes before that segment), but they did have an interesting photo on the screen, just before they went off the air tonight. They had a photo of the Seattle Space Needle on the screen. What's interesting about that is that my calendar's current April photo is of the Seattle skyline at night, with the Space Needle visible. There is also lightening bolts in my calendar photo. The photo on the news had a clear blue sky around the Space Needle. It's as if they put that view on the screen as an allusion to me, as if they psychically knew what my current calendar photo was. If they like me so much, I'm sure they could make good use of me on their staff. I'm a good writer, for one thing. I'd do reporting, if they'd hire me. I didn't take journalism in college, but their job is more like an acting job anyway. They use actors, so I'm ready to work, if they want me. They'd better hurry. If I start making good money writing tv commercial screenplays, I'd be less tempted by an offer to work at My13LA.

Don't miss this fight between two mice and a scorpion. Watch it here.

The above blog entry was made on April 2, 2008.

I've got an idea for a new GEICO commercial, but I don't agree for GEICO to use it for free. I need to make a living, too. This idea was inspired by the rain forecast for Death Valley for Wednesday, April 2. The scenario goes like this:

GEICO gecko: Well, here I am, trying to catch a glimpse of a rare rain storm, here in Death Valley. Oh! What's that?! I hear something. It's raining! Uh oh. I'd better be gettin' to higher ground real quick.
[Suddenly, a desert flash flood sweeps the GEICO gecko away with a wall of water. The camera pans to the left, to catch the GEICO gecko once again. This time, he's on a motor boat, wearing a skipper's cap.
GEICO gecko: No problem, mate. I always go prepared. I brought me boat with me.
[Suddenly, the stern gradually rises in a swirling motion, then the boat bobs slightly (Titanic style) [boat pointing straight down], and then founders, with the GEICO gecko standing on top of the end of the stern, on its way down.
GEICO gecko: [As his boat descends into the water] Ah, don't worry about me. I'm prepared. I'm covered by GEICO Powersports. They'll take care of everything, just like nothin' happened. Well, catch ya later. I've got some laps to swim. [The GEICO gecko swins towards the horizon, as the scene fades.]

It'd be good if they could do this animation in time for tomorrow's storm, but I don't think they could do it that fast. The timing is good otherwise, though, because they just started to advertise their Powersports coverage. This is the perfect way to get the GEICO gecko involved with that, too.

The traffic to this page has picked up. This is my most popular web page, again. This is the only act you've done in absentia, Jen the Hen. I saw you curtsying on tv, recently. That was about this page, wasn't it? You were taking a bow, as if you were in this show here, happening within this page. I'm sure they'd like you to have a more active role, here. This is your show, too. Don't you want to do it right, by being duly involved in this?

I just had an idea. You can put a word in, to GEICO, to plug my tv commercial idea, the one I described, above. What do you think? You have to give me the credit, though, since it's my idea. That commercial would work. It'd be perfect. It's better than many of the ideas they've already used. I've often used the term, "GEICO gecko," in my mind, and here too. Now, they've used that phrase in one of their most recent commercials. They must have psychically picked that idea up from me, because that's the first commercial in which I've heard them use that phrase. That commercial reminds me of the Life Water commercial, with the lizard jumping up, to get a drink of the Life Water. This website has turned into something of a GEICO blog. I'm thinking of putting their caveman music here, too. I could record my own version of it.

I'm planning to put a music recording called Peckin', by Glen Miller, here. It matches the Jen the Hen theme, by reason of "pecking" being something hens do. Imagine people coming to associate you with that instrumental, because of me, and having them play that music, as soon as you arrive anyplace, as if it were your new theme music. If that happens, you can thank me for that. I'd like you to thank me for everything you've got to be thankful to me for, and that could end up being an example of something to thank me for. Do you think my mentioning this idea would make it less likely to happen? It looks like I'm taking that chance.

On my way out of Norm's tonight, I paused at the stuffed toy crane, and stared at the stuffed toys for some moments. I quickly came to the conclusion that one of the toys was poised to be easily snatched up by that crane. I gave it more thought. I figured that I could invest the 50¢, and give the toy to ol' Norma, for her baby boy. As I was thinking about it, I had one of my accurate visions, for pulling that toy out of the machine. So, I figured thats my queue, telling me that it's probably a sure thing that the machine would hand that blue stuffed octopus to me, and it did. I didn't need a second turn. I put the 50¢ in, moved the crane into position, pushed the button on the end of the control. The crane dropped its claws, lifted the toy, and carried it to the exit chute, and dropped it. I carried it back to the counter, and put my eyeglasses on, to read the label. I then gave it to Norma, to give to her son. Then I left, and went home. That was my good deed for the day. While I'm on the subject, I've got a similar true story. About a couple of years ago, at that same Norm's, I played that same crane machine, and pulled out a black stuffed spider toy. There was a boy standing there, and he asked me if he could have it, so I gave it to him. I pulled other stuffed toys out of those machines. There's two such machines there. One has the big toys, and the other has the smaller toys. I've pulled toys out of both of them. Some of them I gave to relatives' children. I've still got a couple of stuffed toys at home, that I've yet to hand out to kids. I've really been good at landing those toys. I don't know why I'd want to keep snatching up those toys, unless I'd have a particular kid in mind, which I did, tonight. I had already decided who I'd give it to, in advance. I'm such a nice guy, Jen the Hen.

So, you've probably read the GEICO tv commercial screenplay I wrote, and put near the top of this blog entry. I like it. I hope they do that commercial. I sent GEICO an email, telling them where to read it, so that they might buy the rights to use it. I hate to say it, but I'm afraid I might not hear from them for a long time, if at all. That disappoints me. I hope and plan to write a hundred or more GEICO commercials, in the hope of breaking down their resistance, until they give in, and buy such screenplays from me. I figure it's better for me to just dive right in, and start writing the stuff. If I just sat and did nothing, I'd probably never sell a screenplay for anything. Sometimes, until one gets a name for something, one just has to put in the time and work, and see what happens. I want credit and pay for it, though. I'm into the arts largely for the money, which I've always had far too little of, so far.

The above blog entry was made on April 1, 2008.

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