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Madonna, you'll always have to check the prior day's entry, because I'm sometimes inclined to add to it, during that same day.

Having these background pictures in black-and-white seems as dismal, artistically, as our Madonna-and-I story.


No, it couldn't be? Yup, again. I just created a fantasy sound, that sounds like it would be at home as the musical score of a Disney fairytale. It sounds like it'd be equally at home being considered Hawaiian music. It's another one of those straddling-the-fence things. I think part of the phenomenon is that the uke potentially makes any piece of music sound Hawaiian. This new work sounds like it'd also be at home as the soundtrack of a 1930's movie, if done in that style.

The above blog entry was made on January 6, 2009.

What was I doing, lately? Unfortunately, I haven't done any more on my new songs, since I last reported, here. I've been doing research on cameras. Fortunately, I've about wrapped up that project. I can resume the work on my music, now. That's a relief. I didn't like suspending the music, but it seemed to be necessary, until I worked out what camera I wanted to buy. What a job that was. I can hardly wait to pluck and strum my uke, again. I'm going to do some of that before I go to bed tonight, even though it's going on midnight as I type this sentence. If you're in London, it's about time for you to get out of bed. You're in Manhattan now, aren't you?

The above blog entry was made on January 5, 2009.

I didn't do any work on music projects tonight (Friday, the 2nd). I was busy, for hours, shopping for a camera, to replace the one that died, recently. I have a strong hunch my next camera is going to be professional quality.

The above blog entry was made on January 3, 2009.

Happy New Year, Madonna. Maybe you DO deserve a happy new year, this time? It sounded like the noisiest arrival of a new year I ever heard at home, here. It sounded like a war zone for ten minutes. At the stroke of midnight, the fog was almost invisible, but by the end of those ten minutes, it was much heavier and obvious. It's like the fog was planned and timed with the start of this new year. It's real fog, not smoke. It's 46°F outside, right now.

You'd never use any more of my new original music on future CD's? It'd be your loss, if you don't. I was working on this second new song for hours tonight, killing time, waiting for midnight. Actually, I was productively occupied, not "killing time." Near midnight, one of my favorite Weather Channel pieces of music came on, so I started playing it by ear. By the next time on, I was playing it along with the tv. I think this is the first time I was ever playing music, on an instrument, at the arrival of a new year. That was the music. I wish I knew the name of it.

You'll never guess what, now? Maybe you did guess it, already. I've just put together a 3rd new song. Yes, it's phenomenal, too. You think I can average one a day for a while, maybe till the count is at least a dozen? It's a thought.

The above blog entry was made on January 1, 2009.

Here's another "guess what?" Well, I've just spontaneously produced another new sound for another new song. Funny thing is, it has an old style sound that could resemble that of 500 to 2000 years ago. Not a problem. The sound is relevant to my current musical inspiration and experience. Imagine it interspersed in a pop music CD, which I dare say it will be. The idea is not really new. Rock and pop artists have long indulged in such muscial whims, by putting them into an album that sounds much different, on the whole. This new one sounds like it could have come out of King Harrod's court, of two-thousand years ago. Jealous yet, Madonna? I've got a lot more coming.

The above blog entry was made on December 31, 2008.

You know what? I've got to come up with $100.00 that I can devote to renewing my Recording Academy membership. The reason is that I plan to release at least one new song early this year, and the one I have in mind, now, is so good that I tentatively plan on nominating it for a Grammy Award. All I have to say to myself is, about this, is that I must keep busy, because I want to record at least 12 new songs, so I can release a whole CD, as early in 2009 as possible. I'm still torn as to whether to do this new song Hawaiian or general pop. The sound straddles the fense so well. This is a tough one. I didn't expect to be faced with this issue.

The above blog entry was made on December 30, 2008.

You're not the only one, of us, to be exercising political influence, Madonna. I just got a letter of acknowledgment from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. They thought it was important, as evidenced by the fact that they looked up my street address to reply. Read about this in today's Jen the Hen entry, and in today's entry in my politics blog. I've posted links to the original letter I sent, almost two months ago. You must read it. It gives an eloquent slant on American politics.

The above blog entry was made on December 29, 2008.

Wow. I just saw Fox cable news people play and sing Jailhouse Rock, the song Elvis made a hit. They redid the words, and called it Bailhouse Rock, after the government bailouts. They did pretty well.

The above blog entry was made on December 28, 2008.

I'm not sure I want to have my latest music composition be Hawaiian. In a way, it'd be fitting, considering that I'm doing this one on the ukulele. Really, I could throw in some guitar and keyboard, but I'm not sure I will, for this one. Maybe I should. I keep telling myself I could use the keyboard for percussion tracks, too. I'm sure I could do some good sounds that way.

How's the London weather? You've probably been living in your Manhattan place, lately. I'm sure it's been cold there, and in London. Yesterday morning was about 32 here, and this morning 34°F. Are you using your freestanding, oil radiator heater in your place, the one you were standing on, bare-butt, in one of the photos of you I posted? I realize that Manhattan uses mostly steam radiators. At least, that's what I heard on tv. If you had turned me on to some of your Mad money, maybe I'd have some experience hanging out there, myself. Shame on you. How do you like "Mad money?" That's a tv show on CNBC. I'm trying to remember the guy's name. It's "Jim Cramer." Have you seen his show? I only paused on it for about five or ten minutes, once. Gee, the things I could accomplish with Mad money. Do people call you "Mad?" They should. Aren't you Mad? At me? At yourself, for not sacrificing everything to me? Hardly.

The above blog entry was made on December 27, 2008.

A retroactive merry Christmas, Madonna. I've got more music news, as has become usual for me, lately. First, the less exciting thing is that I just completed a second-position ukulele chord diagram chart. It's three pages and 192 chords. That's not even all the chords I was planning to put into it, but I'll do the rest when I get the chance.

Now, the more exciting news. First, I was playing a few Christmas tunes by ear, on my uke. Then I started going off on a musical tangent, doing some new, interesting sounds. Then it started taking form. I just roughed out a new music composition, on the ukulele. This is a first for me, composing while playing the ukulele. I started making the most phenomenal sounds come out of my uke. I'm going to do more refining, to make it a more finished work, and I expect to put words to it, too. I was going to call it Hawaiian Blues, but I believe that name is already given to another piece of music. I'm not worried about a name. I'll call it something else. It sounds like something else, to use that old expression I was hearing, back in the 1960's. You've got to hear it. If this is how good I can do at creating original Hawaiian music, I ought to do a whole CD of it, and maybe I will. This one song, alone, has the potential to get me out of my financial rut; if people really have any taste in music, that is. You know my composing skill is quality, and this new work is no exception.

The above blog entry was made on December 26, 2008.

Do I have anything more to say about the music stuff? Yep. I discovered that the the Fdim7 is the most difficult chord to determine a good fingering for, in my chord diagramming, so far. Part of the problem is that the neck of the ukulele should be at least 50% longer, and mine should be a little wider, too. With the neck so short, the frets are too close together. If one tries to play a barre chord way up the neck, one finds the finger to be thicker than the fret spacing, which makes it about impossible to play the notes cleanly that way. Lengthening the neck could alleviate that problem. A somewhat wider neck would help one's fingers to fit across the neck, making that kind of chord easier to play. The best all round place for chords, on the ukulele, is close to the nut.

It's Christmas Eve again.

The above blog entry was made on December 24, 2008.

This development I'm doing, of chord charts, is at the same time a study of optimization of such charts. At this point, I've determined at least four possible emphases to apply to a given chord chart set. One of these is the idea of selectively mixing all other emphases, in a effort to arrive at a best set by mixing, if there could be such a thing. Maybe a single emphasis could turn out to be the best, or most practical. This stuff can tend to be a trade-off between the respective advantages inherent in each different emphasis. Sound easy to follow? This can seem like drudgery and a lot of bother, but maybe it'll all be worth it, in the end. You see, there are thousands of possible chord shapes for each instrument, and each tuning (standard and custom) of each instrument. Hand-held stringed instruments are much more complex than the piano, in that respect. Maybe the piano looks more difficult to play, by rough appearances, but the hand-held stringed instrument can be far more difficult to master, in reality. One of the main difficulties with traditional piano playing is the need to read two different staves at the same time, whereas one normally reads only one staff at a time, with a hand-held stringed instrument. There had to be a disadvantage somewhere, with the piano? Furthermore, the number of chord shapes gets bigger and scarier, the more hand-held instruments one wants to learn. I don't want to exaggerate the difficulty, but this isn't the easiest puzzle I've ever been faced with.

One possible approach to composing music is to learn the relative sounds of each different variety of chord, put down those sounds on paper, for the given piece, then learn the best fingerings as one goes along, in the interest of playing it that way.

I was tempted to omit some of this discussion, for fear of discouraging some people from even trying to learn such an instrument. Just take it as simple and easy (but accurate) as possible, and maybe one will arrive at where one needs to be, somewhere along the line, hopefully before too long. However, don't ever hesitate to keep learning music theory; that'll never get in one's way. That always helps, unless one knows everything. If one reaches a point where the music theory starts to seem overwhelmingly complex, just back off, and go over the more fundamental stuff, until one is comfortable continuing onward with more advanced stuff. One can gradually advance that way, in a back-and-forth fashion. Actually, the simplified approach, contained in some books, can provide most, or all, of what one needs to successfully play modern popular music. The more advanced stuff is mostly for classical musicians, to pull out all the stops to perfection. Surprisingly little can go a long way, in pop music. One owes it to oneself to give it a try, I think. The right attitude and approach can work wonders. One caution: One must be wary of bad advice and misinformation. They're everywhere. One must think for oneself. That's one of the lessons I learned the hard way, over the years. I hesitate to say it, but I believe some people have evil designs, in misleading some people. Maybe some people just don't get what they're talking about, in some cases. One has to ask oneself: How can their advice be so good, if they're not musicians themselves? It's just as important to be wary of what a musician tells one. There's no such thing as a completely truthful person.

The above blog entry was made on December 23, 2008.

How was your meeting with the governor of Rio? I hope to visit that place someday. I've got a Living Language Portuguese complete course sitting on my shelf. I hope to study that language too, if I can ever find time in my busy schedule.

Have you seen that ad that asks, "Suck at guitar?" If you such at guitar, they'd want you to be with a guitar more, if you know what I mean. If Conan uses my jokes, he has to pay me.

The above blog entry was made on December 22, 2008.

It doesn't seem like four days since I made the last entry in this blog.

I just went over two pages of ukulele chords. I made changes to almost half of them, for various reasons. Now these two pages are much improved, compared to what they were like, before. Do you play the ukulele, Madonna? If you want to get started on one, try these revised chord charts. You can't go wrong with them. Like I noted on a new chord page of mine, not all of the popular music chords are in these pages. I just improved what was on these pages, without adding any chords. I'd add some suspended chords, in a more complete set of chords. I've already done some work towards that end. Here's that ukulele chord page of mine: Ukulele Chord Page

The above blog entry was made on December 21, 2008.

The more I scrutinize my new Chinese guitar, the more I find wrong with the way it was made. For one thing, the soundboard does not have reinforcement for the bridge, and the strings attach directly to it. That caused the soundboard, from the sound hole to the end of the guitar, to warp OBVIOUSLY. Sounds bad, doesn't it? It IS bad. I've got a couple of options. I can glue a wooden reinforcement piece inside the guitar, which isn't easy with the guitar already assembled. Alternately, I could buy a trapeze tailpiece, and install it. That would transfer the force of the string tension directly to the end of the guitar. To do a good job of that would require a wooden reinforcement piece to be installed inside, at the end of the guitar. I'm really not completely sure that guitar would have even been able to handle the tension of nylon strings, let alone steel strings. I could try gluing the soundboard back to the body, then install nylon strings (which I plan to do, anyway), and see if the guitar still ends up warped and/or broken. If I install a tailpiece with an internal reinforcement, I KNOW that would work. That would be the sure way to go. Tailpieces are good. They should be the standard for hollowbody guitars. They are good for any kind of guitar, but especially for hollowbody ones. Someone claims that you can get better sustain from using a tailpiece, which would be nice, too. Want to know what else is wrong with this guitar? Well, the bridge is slightly skewed from a right angle with the strings, for one thing. The notches in the bridge piece are too shallow, for another. [Those "notches" were just depressions, cut into the plastic bridge piece, by the steel strings.] Such extreme shallowness of the notches makes the strings vulnerable to popping out and back in, at inopportune times, with an awful noise. Not a good thing, during a public performance. Can you imagine how rediculous that'd sound? It'd be horrible, and mortifying. Such a cheap guitar is a disaster story waiting to happen. Can you picture a guitar like this flying into pieces during a performance? It'd seem like a comedy skit. The idea reminds me of the exploding television, on the defunct Howard Stern tv show. The guitarist could tell the audience: "Oh my. Sorry about that. Don't worry too much about it. It happens all the time. Some guitars aren't made well, and they self-destruct during the performance. I've got another one back home. I'll go get it, and be right back. Just you wait right there. I'll be back in a flash. Thank you for your patience. I'm going right now." Oh, and as if all that isn't bad enough, here's something else. The bridge piece is skewed in more ways than one. It also is holding the bass strings higher than the high strings. In theory, the ideal guitar might be made not only with a tailpiece, but also with a fully-adjustable bridge, to fine tune its intonation. The down side of making the bridge fully adjustable is that some may be tempted to adjust, or maladjust, it. It would reflect badly on the manufacturer if people tended to misadjust their guitars' bridges. So, from a design and manufacturing standpoint, the ideal guitar might have a tailpiece (especially if a hollowbody one), but a nonadjustable bridge, which would be perfectly, and permanently, positioned/tuned to the overall construction of the instrument. Maybe that sounds something like the way you'd expect an expensive, namebrand instrument to be made. There's that money thing, again.

At 11:11pm, I just realized that it's Wright Brothers Day. Ever do any flying? I know you have.

I did some Christmas shopping today. I didn't expect to buy this much as presents. It came as a big surprise, even to me, when I was out at one of my favorite stores, earlier this evening.

They, the tv people, have made another big contradition about you, today on tv. Now, they said that your camp says that the media misreported, about Guy getting such a big cut of your money, in a divorce settlement. They said the numbers were way off, that he's really not getting anything, or not much, which amount, if any, would be kept secret. Now I'm wondering if I just spooked you into backing out of that money offer to Guy. If so, maybe I should feel guilty about it? When I made that comment here, a while back, I was mostly giving my real reaction, rather than a hint about it.

The above blog entry was made on December 17, 2008.

Here's another hard-luck story, about another Chinese stringed instrument. My new Chinese steel-stringed guitar just split at the edge joint, between the body and the sounding board, beyond the bridge, along the bottom half of that end. I believe it gave under the tension of those steel strings, due to inadequate glue there. I don't consider this a major problem. I'm about to buy some super glue, to rejoin that seam. I think that'd be the best and quickest way to repair the guitar. I'm also about to buy nylon strings for it. I don't care if steel strings do sound better. It's more important to me, personally, to go easier on my fingertips. I have to conclude that the manufacturer used inferior, or not enough glue, along that portion of that seam. I know super glue is good enough to do the job. It also sets up quickly, which will give me a chance to restring it, soon after the repair. Maybe I should wait 24 hours after gluing it, anyway. I also plan to buy another ukulele, and tweak it, and tune it the same as the first four strings of a guitar. I've now got a start on amassing a stringed instrument collection. I may even buy a third and fourth ukulele, and tune each differently. Some should be non-reentry tuned. I don't plan on having more than one tuned standard. I want to use custom tunings, with the other ones. I've already concluded that I prefer the shortness of the ukulele neck to the longer neck of the guitar. The reason is that it is a shorter, and hence easier reach, for some of the more difficult chords. My one special requirement is that the neck should be wide enough to allow the strings to be spaced as widely as guitar strings are, string to string. Yeah, a custom ukulele like I have in mind is definitely worthwhile. In my opinion, the uke also sounds better tuned an octave lower than standard. A custom uke, like I have in mind, sounds good enough, and is user-friendly enough, to potentially result in the ukulele being taken more seriously as a serious musical instrument. It could also potentially gain in popularity, if it were to then be used more in popular music. People don't know what they're missing. It takes an innovator, like me, to nudge things along in a good direction in music. Yeah, I can picture the uke being used more, as a serious instrument, in serious concerts. Really. What do you think, Madonna? You should reserve opinion until you hear this. I think people would like it.

Oh, I've got something else to say, along these lines. I now hope to open a stringed-instrument factory. Why not? If I've got something musicians can make good use of, which is being pioneered by myself, where else are they going to get it? On a one-off, custom-made to-order arrangement? That can be rather expensive. If a special instrument is being offered as a regular production item, that would tend to make it cheaper than something custom-made, of course. This is the winning combination that can contribute to a rise in popularity of such a special instrument; if people like it, that is. Even currently-standard modern instruments were once considered special, before they caught on in popularity. I don't much care. If they like it, they like it. If they don't, they don't. Maybe someone will like it, and possibly other special items I may make available, over time. What do you think?

Oh, and something else, still. I just visited madonna.com today, and it's back online, again. It's the same look as before. Nothing that caught my eye as looking different to me.

The above blog entry was made on December 16, 2008.

I just visited madonna.com, and it was down, with a page telling people to return soon. They said they were doing some upgrades. So, now we're all in suspense, wondering what your website is going to look like.

I just heard a jaw-dropper on the tv news, tonight. They said Guy is getting $75 million, in the divorce settlement. Wow! They go from saying he gets nothing, to saying he's getting a king's ransom. What a switch. What now? It seems they always say one thing about you, then days later they say something radically different. This is another case in point, clearly. Excuse me, but I was feeling another pang of "oh, Madonna's and my money, a big chunk, going down the tubes." That feeling shoots through me too, even though we haven't been an "item" in decades. Well, it's clearly time for the two of us to be an item again. I'm not giving up on us. You're stuck with me, it looks like. Get used to it. I don't want to believe that you'd be interested in A-Rod.

The other night, someone knocked on my door at night. Since I've gotten into a habit of not answering the door, I didn't even go to the kitchen, to look through the window, to see who it was. After they pulled out of the driveway and left, my mother told me they looked like a couple; a guy and a lady. I'm wondering who they were. That description reminds me of a couple of people I used to spend a lot of time with, till I broke off from them, some years ago. I'm wondering if that was them at my door. Well, whoever they are, they can leave me a message, if they really want to talk to me.

The above blog entry was made on December 15, 2008.

The black magic goons have ruined my camera. Now I'm completely without a digital camera. That's a shame. I can't afford to buy one, either.

The above blog entry was made on December 14, 2008.

Are you mathematically inclined? Ever use math to figure anything to do with music? Since I'm planning to fix my ukulele, that brought me to start doing some calculations. You know what the multiplier/divisor is, to bring a note's frequency to that of its neighboring semitone? To eight significant figures, here it is (memorize):
1.0594631
Yep. That'll work. Check it out. In case you don't know, A0, the lowest note on the piano, is at 27.5 Hz, if it's in tune. I learned that in college physics, decades ago. It's also published on the internet. In constructing a multiplier or divisor, you can use that constant as the base to the integer exponent, which value is equal to the number of semitones higher or lower you want to find the frequency of. For example, find the frequency of A4 (of the piano):
Since we already know the frequency of A0, we can use that as the other multiplier.
27.5 Hz X (1.0594631)^48 [number of semitones difference] = 440.000 Hz
A4, as you can see above, is the much-talked-about A440 note, which is often used to tune instruments. Hz stands for Hertz, which means cycles per second (the standard unit of frequency)
To go back down, do it this way:
440.000 Hz / (1.0594631)^48 = 27.5 Hz
I've never seen this exact mathematical explanation before, but having studied as much math as I have, I know this is the exact way to figure this stuff. See, I really did major in engineering in college, decades ago. Oh, by the way, no explanation of frequency calculations would be complete, without mention of the fact that the multiplier/divisor for raising/lowering, by one octave, is 2. That is, one octave higher is at twice the frequency, and one octave lower is at half the frequency, and so on, up and down the scale. A comparable equation can be set up to work with octaves. You would just have to change the base from that eight digit constant, which I gave above, to 2.

I wrote the above part of this blog entry last night (wee hours). Now I'm writing this, approaching midnight. Well, I fixed my ukulele. I moved the bridge further away from the nut, about 23/32 of an inch. Know what? It worked. It's now possible to tune the thing properly. If that critical distance isn't right, it's impossible to accurately tune (unless the distance is corrected). Now, when I play the open strings, G, C, E, A, it sounds like it's supposed to. Not only that, the octaves occur at the 12th fret now, like they need to. That's "yippee!" Now I can concentrate on practicing with this uke, without the off note values. This property I just fixed is called "intonation." This thing is a lot more instrument now. It's worth of playing in a concert now. Before, it wasn't. Definitely.

One more thing about this. If you want an engineering perspective on ukulele stringing, here it is. The common practice of looping around a single string for the 2nd and 3rd, and another single string for the 1st and 4th, is not good. That arrangement acts like a crude pulley. In engineering studies, he first thing one learns about cordage and pulleys and such is that the tension is the same everywhere in the cord. That applies equally to instrument strings. That stringing arrangement makes the tension tend to perpetually equalize, constantly throwing the strings out of tune. The solution is to cut those double-length strings in two, and knot the ends, and hook them to the bridge independently. That, of course, is very important, unless you want to need to constantly retune. Very annoying and inaccurate. Do yourself a favor, and do the stringing my way. I haven't even strung my own uke strings independently, yet. It's one of my next things to do.

The above blog entry was made on December 13, 2008.

I was having a problem with my new Chinese ukulele. Know what it is? The bridge was malpositioned. It needs to be moved roughly 5/8 of an inch further away from the nut. As is, the octave is occuring at the eleventh fret, instead of the 12th fret. Ouch! That's what's causing it. I knew is wasn't sounding quite right, when I was tuning it originally. I got good at tuning it to sound about right, in spite of this defect. Well, now I realize what the problem is. I have to spend an hour or two to pull off the bridge, drill the two new holes, reattach the bridge, and restring and retune it. Voila! That should do the trick. The way it is now, the further up the neck you play, the more off it sounds. It's really off bad, near the octave fret. It currently sounds most accurate closest to the nut. When fixed, it should sound accurate all along the fretboard. That's what one gets for buying a $10.00 new Chinese instrument.

The above blog entry was made on December 12, 2008.

I just saw the news, about your being chastized, by a Catholic Church official, for causing lust in people. The comment about your being a "former" Catholic especially caught my ear. That leads me to suspect you were "excommunicated," in Church parlance. I also suspect that excommunication to have occurred years ago, rather than just now. Well, I'd never put you down over being excommunicated. That caballah stuff still gives me cause for concern, though.

The above blog entry was made on December 11, 2008.

So, you're really involved romantically with A-Rod? That's what the tabloid tv reports have been leading people to conclude. You know, you owe me at least a one-year marriage, my dear Madonna. I'm not letting you out of it. Make it easier on yourself, by giving in to me now. I know you crave me desperately. You're only hurting yourself, in continuing the coy charades of disinterest. Everyone knows how interested you are in me.

The above blog entry was made on December 7, 2008.

The Recording Academy just sent me an unexpected members-only invitation to an event, with a link to join. I let my membership expire some time ago, due to lack of money to renew. I have no idea when I'd be able to come up with the money to rejoin. I've suffered worse financial hard times than most.

A tv report just said that you denied that you are house hunting with A-Rod. Of course, no one can believe anything you say about anything, if they know how you really are. I think it comes across as rude, to be this candid with you. Well, what else can I do, start lying?

I think most people don't realize that a ukulele is a serious musical instrument. Serious quality sounds can come out of one. What do you think? Should I record some impressive-sounding uke music with mine? I'm sure the sound would fascinate people. Well, maybe after I finish those chord diagrams I'm working on, I'm sure I'll want to record something, maybe a whole set of works.

The above blog entry was made on December 3, 2008.

Have you ever made chord diagrams, Madonna? I bet you'd Samantha-Stevens it, instead of doing it manually. You ought to try doing things the mortal way, once in a while. It'd teach you how difficult real people have it, when they do something. I was just making custom chord diagrams for the ukulele. It's hard work.

The above blog entry was made on December 2, 2008.

You know that intro comment, I have above, about the black-and-white background image being dismal? Well, I just came across technical support of the idea, in reading a book, Elements of Film, by Lee R. Bobken, of 1969. Here's a quote of the passage I have in mind, from page 22:
Among the elements added by the continuing process of creating the film were:
(1) The eerie black-and-white photography emphasizing an almost timeless melancholy.
You see, I'm always right about everything, Madonna.

The above blog entry was made on November 30, 2008.

You should read what I just wrote to Jen the Hen, in her blog here. If you . . . were . . . a turkey, maybe you'd have something to worry about, Madonna. You're not a turkey? You're so old, it's getting harder to tell. I'm sure there are other signs to guage that by. What do you think they'd determine? Would you need a gubernatorial pardon, by Ms. Palin? I saw a news video of her giving a turkey a pardon, a while back. Another turkey was being executed in the background. Maybe as a sign of solidarity with the NRA? You think? Since you're a Democrat, maybe Ms. Palin wouldn't grant you the pardon. That'd figure, I think. If you're a turkey, in Alaska, you've got to be a Republican, or forget it; you're done for.

The above blog entry was made on November 27, 2008.

Have you noticed? My Madonna news box, above, tends to get the latest Madonna news SOONER than madonna.com. How do you like that? So, for the LATEST, check here, before madonna.com. You already know what's knew with you, Madonna? You sure?

Have you seen the interview, on the street, in which people were asked: "Is Madonna still relevant?" It's showing, for the second day in a row, in the free online segments of The Naked News. It's in their Naked on the Street segment. Hurry. They usually don't show the same free segments two days in the row, but maybe they made this exception since they had this Naked in the Street interview about YOU, and your music. You think? Hurry. Don't miss it, Madonna. One caution: Don't pay any heed to that guy who said that he likes hip hop, which is a form of rap, which is crap; rap is crap. One can't escape that fact. Ethnic music is politics, not real art. Don't fall for their election-throwing, money-farm, cheap tricks, one of which is to pretend that their sounds are "music." Rap is crap; memorize.

The above blog entry was made on November 24, 2008.

Read how I have four A-list broads competing for me at this time, Madonna. It's in today's Jen the Hen blog entry.

The above blog entry was made on November 23, 2008.

So, Guy's not getting any of your money, in your divorce settlement. I'm not really amazed. Can you guess why? I've got more than one idea in mind about it.

The above blog entry was made on November 22, 2008.

I've got some of the most interesting change in the works. Can you guess what kind of things, Madonna?

The above blog entry was made on November 20, 2008.

Madonna, if you're going to Hell, maybe you'd have a big problem, if the Church of Satan runs Hell. They are DEFINITELY human sacrifice criminals. Definitely.

The above blog entry was made on November 19, 2008.

As possibly you would know, Madonna, Discover Bank has delivered notice to me that they are suing me. They are using a law firm calling themselves Lourdes R. Slinsky, Mann Bracken LLC. Does that first name ring a bell? I think it does. You think they chose a lawyer with that name to drop a hint about US? Stranger things have happened. It'd do them no good to try to get money or credits from our work together, as the statute of limitations have run out ages ago, as you're probably aware. I hope you didn't put those bozos up to this law suit. I'd never forgive you, as you must realize by now.

The above blog entry was made on November 18, 2008.

Remember the Jim Jone's thing of thirty years ago? I do. In five more days it's the 30th anniversary of that mass suicide in Guayana. Read today's Jen the Hen blog for more on this. There is a genuine long audio of the event, with Jim Jones speaking throughout.

The above blog entry was made on November 13, 2008.

I want to mention, while you still have a chance to see it, that you're featured today on the Naked News free segments, for viewing at their website. Hurry, if you're in London, because of the time zone difference.

The above blog entry was made on November 11, 2008.

Here's an email I just sent you.
Dear Madonna,

Read what I just wrote in my Jen the Hen blog, about two books I plan to write. One involves a business startup opportunity for a new weight-loss company, to compete with Jenny Craig and the others. This could involve you, you material girl. Wouldn't you like that?

Sincerely,

(Yes, you guessed it, from the one and only)
the Steve
The above blog entry was made on November 10, 2008.

Should I go back to saying something every day, to make you feel bad, Madonna? Maybe not.

Like I just said to Jen, in my Jen the Hen blog, you should have donated your political campaign money to me, instead of Barack, since I'm far more valuable than he could ever be. I'd be tempted to found my own political organization, if I had the money.

This comment could serve as a remark to make you feel bad, but I want to say it anyway. The popularity of this page has picked up dramatically, since I started making remarks here, to make you feel bad. The visitors count has been steadily gaining on that of the visitors to my Jen the Hen page. See, people like those cutting remarks to you, Madonna.

The above blog entry was made on November 9, 2008.

Well, now. Maybe I should congratulate you, on graduating from music industry fraud/theft, to election fraud and political crime. If so, "congratulations," my dear Madonna. I guess you decided to be a "dumb blonde," by deciding to be blonde. Now THAT you pulled off. I still love you. I'm still yours.

The above blog entry was made on November 6, 2008.

Are you registered to vote in New York or Los Angeles, Madonna? If so, I suppose you voted by mail-in ballot. Few people would doubt that you voted for Barack, the candidate who's not as good as a rock. A rock star, is he? No. Real rocks, let alone rock stars, are better than Barack.

The above blog entry was made on November 3, 2008.

If there is one book, which could be considered an ESSENTIAL handbook, and voters' guide to this 2008 U. S. presidential election, here's its title: Vengeance, by George Jonas, Bantam Books, ©1984, 1985. Through this one footnote alone, in this book, one can come to understand that the nucleus of world Communism has relocated from the Soviet Union to the Democratic Party of the U. S. Here's that footnote, from pages 368-369 (chapter 6, footnote 3):
I do not mean that from the early 1960s to this day every person who smoked pot, opposed the Vietnam War, protested pollution, demanded equal pay for women, tried to preserve endangered species, and so on was at the same time, consciously or unconsciously, furthering the foreign-policy interests of the Soviet Union. Rather, that (a) every one of these movements has served as a staging area for tiny violent minorities to disrupt Western societies or change their nature by provoking repressive measures--the ancient Communist tactic--and (b) substantially larger minorities within these movements joined them in the belief that their pet peeves, from * linear thought to the killing of the whales, were plots by or problems peculiar to the free-enterprise system.

This created a climate in the West, especially between 1965 and 1975, wherein every Western policy had to be carried out with reference to the special interests and beliefs of these groups, even when doing so was evidently injurious to the larger interests of Western societies as a whole. In talking about the consequences of the efforts of only one of these groups, the environmentalists, Paul Johnson, former editor of The New Statesman, has this to say in his book Enemies of Society (New York: Atheneum, 1977), p. 101: "The precise economic effects, in terms of human misery and death, of the ecolobby's coup will never be known . . . . The only gainer was the archetypal totalitarian state, the Soviet Union, which saw its own prestige rise, and its effective military and political power enhanced, as the wealth of the West fell and its self-confidence evaportated."
I've said this many times before, and I repeat:
There is no such thing as carbon dioxide causing global warming.
You know what linear thought is? Believe me, you NEED to retain the RIGHT to think linearly. The liberals are in the midst of  installing Stalin's political psychiatry, and they must be STOPPED, dead in their tracks. It's an emergency, so much so, that marshal law ought to be declared, to keep Barack Obama (with his Communistic left leanings) out of the oval office.

Memorize this FACT! By buying into the ecolobby, you are helping the Democrats destabilize the U. S. economy, and in so doing, install their brand of iron-hand, crushing oppression, here AND abroad. Think about it. You haven't got long till the November 4th election.The left is destabilizing the U. S. economy, to aid them in installing their sneak Communism here and in the rest of the world. The above blog entry was made on October 31, 2008.

I hope you read today's Jen the Hen blog. It has an important warning about the November 4th election. Obama and the left are DEFINITELY communist. We must not let them get into office. They are bent on installing their brand of communism here, the rest of the way. They must be stopped cold. This is a justification for another civil war. This is crucial. If you don't understand this, that'd prove you to be truly naïve, Madonna.

The above blog entry was made on October 26, 2008.

Like I just said in my Jen the Hen blog, it behooves every concerned U. S. citizen to read The Silent Brotherhood, before the November 4th presidential election. It enables one to know what's at stake and what's going on with this particular election. This one's special.

The above blog entry was made on October 24, 2008.

You MUST read today's Jen the Hen blog entry, Madonna. It's got a Mr. Blackwell coincidence, timed with his death. I know Mr. Blackwell was unkind towards your wardrobe, but still, you should read about this event in my life, timed with his death.

Maybe I should stick to my policy, and say something to displease you here in every entry, still? Well, what have I got today? Uh . . . I'd better be careful now that you're dumping Guy. Really, I do want you, Madonna. Really.

The above blog entry was made on October 21, 2008.

This page is getting more like Hell all the time. Now, I just made a new anti-Barack artwork. It's near the top of this page. Don't say I didn't warn you, Madonna.

The above blog entry was made on October 20, 2008.

I hope you noticed the new notice at the top of this page. It's an emergency attempt to stem people's ignorance of what Obama's really like. If you like communism, you'd love Obama as president. Maybe you don't personally care, since you're now living in London, but for those of us stuck here, it matters, Madonna. I hate to say anything negative to you, now that you've just annouced your split with Guy, but this is an emergency, stateside, in terms of the November 4th presidential election. Anyone with normal intelligence and a reasonable amount of effort is capable of comprehending how government, in the U. S., is really SNEAK COMMUNISM. The politicians, on the whole, have ALWAYS ignored people's rights, in all areas. This is a case in point.

The above blog entry was made on October 19, 2008.

Yeah, we go back a long time, Madonna. Back to the caveman times, really. Speaking of which, I just wrote another tentative GEICO tv commercial, called Not for Cavemen. I just mentioned it in my Jen the Hen blog, today. Time to make you feel bad again (forgive me, this is my official policy these days). Here's that Johnny Carson shtick:
Johnny: Do you know how old Madonna REALLY is?
bloke: NO, how old IS Madonna?
Johnny: Well . . . some guy named Steve is pulling ideas for caveman-themed GEICO tv commercials from his oldtime association with her. THAT'S how old Madonna is.
You don't really think I want you to feel bad, do you? I'm just giving you credit where credit is due; only where it is due, mind you. You're THAT old. We both know that.

The above blog entry was made on October 14, 2008.

Do you think I should post one of those quacking duck videos I just shot, and label it as a Madonna video? Quack equals quack, I suppose. I just had a thought. If you're so x-rated, maybe people think you're not qualified to write children's books? A Madonna book for children? That could seem like a contradiction to some. Maybe you adopted an African because they're more x-rated? Actually, I don't like the censorship in the U. S. The prudes should not be legitimized through law. If you're sincerely in favor of freedom of exposure, then I won't fault you about that. Oh, while I'm trying to make you feel bad here again, I want to ask you something. Have you made it over to 50 Barkley Square, in the London area, to visit the centuries-old ghost of that haunt? He's said to have driven people insane. That sounds pretty scary to me. That's the scariest ghost story I've ever heard. Well, let the bedbugs bite you, and hurry on over to that Barkley Square place, to be scared out of your mind, if you don't mind. Toodle pip, for now, Madonna.

The above blog entry was made on October 11, 2008.

I spent over two hours at the lake, in Fullerton, today. There was so much quacking, I could have sworn you were around. Get it? You're a quack, in that derogatory sense of the word. I shot many videos of the wildlife there, and took some stills of the signposted information there. Altogether, I walked away with 189 megabytes of pictures in my camera. That's the most I've shot with that camera, between dumps. With the quarter gigabyte SD card in it, it has a total of about 288 megabytes of capacity, which left about 99 megabytes free to shoot more pictures, but it was time to go. The sun was about to set, and sunset is the time limit at the public parking lots, there. Not only that, my camera doesn't do well in low light conditions. I think I should pick up one of the one- or two-gigabyte SD memory cards, when I find it on sale again. I think I saw a one-gigabyte one, new, for $10.00, earlier this year. It's a shame I didn't pick one up. Next time, I suppose. I hope that "quack" comment makes you feel bad. That's what it was intended to do.

The above blog entry was made on October 10, 2008.

You don't need to come over. I've got plenty to eat, with Jen the Hen around, as soon as I get my hands on her. Unless, of course, you want to come by to give me some money you owe me. Really, you can come over even without a reason, but you've got to be nice to me.

I've been too busy to continue reading those Satanic rites, but I expect to get back to them eventually. I'm sure you can wait for that stuff. I can't imagine why you'd be in a hurry for that stuff, if you know what I mean. Well, I think I've made you feel bad enough for this blog entry. I'm glad. Thanks for being around, to be my living guinea pig, to take out my frustrations on. Always be around for that. That's a useful function. At least you do something right.

The above blog entry was made on October 8, 2008.

Well, I just discovered that Giuliana's website is, at least for the time being, no longer in existence. Also, as far as I know, Jennifer Aniston never had an official website. So that's two down, one to go, if you know what I mean. You think your website will be going the way of the dinosaur too, Madonna? That would round out the trio of you three ladies being without your own official websites. Do you think my website will survive yours? Stranger things have happened. Well, that's enough to keep you up all night, for now.

The above blog entry was made on October 7, 2008.

What was it like for me to work with you, Madonna? Well, it wasn't all I'd have hoped it to be, but really, those were the moments when I was most at peace with you. Little did I realize what a bitch you really were. I mention this, in light of the latest news item, which is posted to your own news section at madonna.com.

These three songs, by Charlie, are really good. Can you tell, Madonna? No? You have no sense of music artistry? No comment?

The above blog entry was made on October 6, 2008.

Je suis artiste, madame Madonna. I am the great theatre arts phenomenon, on the rise. I have consistently put you to shame over the decades, by my clearly superior artistry, and now my inner artistic fire is burning brighter and better than ever. I hope this contrast between us would kill you. That would be poetic justice served. The bitch witch cannot compare to me.

Taken any more spills on stage lately? I hope so. I loved the last one. Good job. Oops! I just accidentally gave you a compliment, which is generally against my new policy. Well, I can leave it, and let it slide, because it serves as a jab at you, anyway. Can you tell how I really feel about you, at this point in time?

The above blog entry was made on September 30, 2008.

Hmm . . . I was just saying, in my Jen the Hen blog, about my writing four SNL-genre comedy skits, today. Then, just now, I had the thought, "why not write some Madonna-themed skits of that general sort?" "Hmmm again," well, I'm not sure I'd want to really write any of that stuff about you, but it's a thought, anyway. To be sure, if I do write any of that stuff about you, it would put you comedically in a very bad light, as much as possible. I would be careful to be as negative about you as possible, with the restriction that it conform to my standards of good art. How's that for an idea? I hope you like it? Well, I'd like you to concede it to be good, if it would be. You can send me lists, or essays, of all your personal faults, to give me items to work with, if you want. I don't think you'd do that for me, though. No problem. I'm well familiar with your personal faults, so I would have no difficulty, there. Feel awful now, from this talk, Madge? If "yes," good. Break a leg, literally, and hurry up.

The above blog entry was made on September 29, 2008.

An old (in more ways than one) friend of the family just broke her hip. That reminds me of your recent fall on tour. You didn't break your hip, did you? No, I think not. It'd have been all over the media, I'm sure. Well, maybe my mentioning this has served its sole purpose of making you feel bad, though? Has it? I hope so. Now . . . what else? Uh . . . are you past menopause, Madge? After all, you are so old these days. You can't be too careful. Maybe you should be taking Boniva, like Sally Field. A former local waitress told me, a while back, that she's been suffering from osteoporosis, but she said she requires a prescription-strength medication for it. She told me the name of her perscription, but I don't remember what it was. Well, keep it in mind. What if you had broken you hip on stage? Ouch!

The above blog entry was made on September 28, 2008.

Well, I made an entry to my Jen the Hen blog earlier today, so here's one here, last but not least. It fulfills the idea of my quota of making you feel bad, in every blog entry here. I've got the video of your fall, on stage, during your Lisbon, Portugal Sticky and Sweet tour. Here it is:

Madonna falls on stage in Lisbon - Sticky and Sweet Tour

In view of this item, one may wonder if you're having worse problems that Britney was, during the timeframe of her passing out at an event, a while back, before her mental ward lockup. During writing this entry, I was tempted twice, with two separate ideas, to say something nice to you, but true to my new policy, I left both remarks out of this entry. I'm thinking that maybe I shouldn't even mention this fact, since that could make you feel better. I've been too nice to you.

To make you feel even worse, I just put a couple of hyperlinks at the top of this web page. Do you recognize that those two widgets are Sigels of Baphomet? Clicking on either one takes you to the same place, namely the Church of Satan. Now you know where you can go, at the top of this page, pun (even punishment) intended, Madonna. Bon appetit, Madge. As you can see above, those official symbols of the Church of Satan have five Hebrew letters. That's in keeping with the idea of Satanism being cabalistic. Yes, you know where you can go.

The above blog entry was made on September 25, 2008.

Same old routine; I just made an entry in my Jen the Hen blog, so I must be true to my self-assigned quota, and make a cutting remark here about you at the same time, Madonna. Well . . . let's see . . . Do you think I'll be tempted often, to compliment you again here, or anywhere? I really doubt it, the way your musical sound has so badly deteriorated, qualitatively. Got another album planned already? I'm not even thinking I'd buy Hard Candy, let alone a later one of your possible albums. Time will tell, but I doubt it. Maybe you need a miracle to bring your sound up to standards I'd be willing to listen to.

The above blog entry was made on September 22, 2008.

Oops! It just happened again. I just wrote another Jen the Hen blog entry, which means I've got to write another jab at you, here. Well . . . I always think of something . . . uh . . . I was thinking of giving you a compliment yesterday, but I said to myself, "no, I can't ever compliment Madonna on anything; I've sworn that off." Now, on to the next jab. By the way, a famous Jew was killed outside his place some years ago, by a Neo Nazi group. Do you think they'd target you, because of your cabalah interest?

The above blog entry was made on September 19, 2008.

I just updated my Jen the Hen blog, so I couldn't very well omit making a comment, here, to make you feel bad. Um . . . I think maybe the Neo Nazis would be disappointed with you, if you're hinting, "be a Nazi => get (become) stupid." This is with reference to your new Get Stupid video. Maybe the Neo Nazis would be inclined to interpret that as a threat by you towards them. Would that piss them enough to prompt them to action of some kind? Do you know? Do you think any Neo Nazis visit this page? Maybe they will, now? So that visitors to this page don't have to visit your website, here's a link to your anti-Nazi video, Get Stupid. It can be viewed full-screen, by clicking the little box in the lower-right corner, if you can find it. Try clicking, or right-clicking, on the video, to see if that will bring back the control strip at the bottom, which alternately appears and disappears.

The above blog entry was made on September 18, 2008.

It's that time again. What have I got to say, to make you feel bad this time, Madonna? Well . . . I'll think of something (I always do, don't I?) . . . I've been disappointed at myself lately, over missing my chances to make you feel bad every day, here in the blog. But, I've been so occupied with other things, I've skipped blog entries on many days. What a shame and a waste. I'll try to keep up with this daily quota. A chance to make you feel bad is too good to waste. Remember that tv commercial decades ago, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste?" It was by the United Negro College Fund. Well, I guess this is enough said for now. I probably should leave good jabs for later. One cutting remark at a time should suffice. See, I've turned even omissions of this stuff into something to say to make you feel bad. Now that's clever.

The above blog entry was made on September 17, 2008.

Lucky for you, I've been too busy for the last five days to say anything to make you feel bad. All good things must come to an end, I guess. Here's the latest blog entry, to make you feel bad, Madonna. Uh . . . I just watched your new video, Get Stupid. It appeared to have no coherent theme to it. I was thinking that maybe the idea was to put down Sarah Palin, but it was so poorly done, it wasn't obvious what the theme was. The other thing the video reminded me of was that the title could have been based on the title of Get Smart, which tv series I'm sure you've heard of. I didn't notice any correlation to that series, except a symbol, which was momentarily on the screen, which looked possibly like a WWII Nazi symbol, but I didn't get a good look at it during the one viewing. Get Smart did have a regular Kaos agent with a German accent. So, that's the only similarity I saw between the two, during that one viewing. Maybe I'll see more in that video, if I continue to watch it.

The above blog entry was made on September 15, 2008.

It's that time, again, to make you feel bad, Madonna. The news about you now is that thing about you dedicating Like a Virgin to Pope Benedict. That was because "we're all children of God?" Maybe the pope would like the "virgin" part, but he'd have difficulty believing you're anything like a real virgin. So, the net effect here is that you accomplished a mockery of the "virtue of virginity." This dedication is another religious scandal. You've been steadily racking up religion scandals. Was that your plan, all along? If so, what scandal do you have up your sleeve now?

I'm still waiting to see your latest nude photo shoot.

The above blog entry was made on September 10, 2008.

What could I have to bother you with this time? Uh . . . your London mansion is so old, it didn't come with air conditioning, did it? Maybe it gets hotter than . . . Hell . . . in there? You're loving it? That's why you look so alive onstage? You do look alive onstage? Pay my way to attend your tour, and I'll be the judge of that, and let you know what I think about it. Okay? You don't care what I think about it? Okay, I'll think whatever I want about it.

The above blog entry was made on September 8, 2008.

Here's your daily dose of being bothered, Madonna. You know where else I came across the name, Anton, a day or two ago? In the book I just read, and mentioned here, yesterday. Anton Reeves was a brother of Peter Reeves. The book, Blood on the Rhine, which I described here yesterday, is the autobiographical account of Peter's experiences in World War II. So, now the list of Antons is: Anton LaVey, Susan Anton, and Anton Reeves. I wasn't expecting to find another Anton in that book. Divine revelation? You think? Or maybe Satanic revelation? You decide?

The above blog entry was made on September 7, 2008.

Time to bother you again, Madonna. I just read a phenomenal true story about World War II. It's in the form of a book, 310 pages long. It's well worth the time spent reading it. I put more information about the story in today's Jen the Hen blog entry. Read it there. While I'm on the subject of WWII, I should mention something. I'm very much embedded in the system, symbolically. You know what I mean. You think one of those propitious "coincidences" would get back to you, as a favor to me, in a subsequent version of that war? You never know? Far stranger things have happened.

The above blog entry was made on September 6, 2008.

Well, it's time to fulfill my daily quota, of making you feel bad. What now? Uh . . . I feel like blaming you, for my not being able to afford to replace the battery of my big camcorder. Shame on you.

You and Guy were just shown on tv tonight (Tuesday). I didn't even hear the story. You know what I think, every time I see Guy with you on tv? I think he looks like he's still your fake hubby, who faithfully tags along with you, to help you trick the world into thinking you're not available. I still don't believe you ever married him. Why would you go to all that bother, for all those years? You're deathly afraid of being propositioned by blokes on the street and blokes you work near? You think the prudes would stop attending your tours, if they thought you were screwing around out of wedlock? If I ever start believing you to be married to Guy, I guess then I'll be finally fooled, along with the rest of the world, about that.

If I ever open a factory in the London area, I'll try to set it up to burn coal, so that the London fog would drape your place so thick, you'd be coughing yourself raw (if you weren't really a ghost).

The above blog entry was made on September 3, 2008.

It's a real skill, thinking of things, every time, to make you feel bad, Madonna. I just thought of such a thing. Have you noticed that the traffic to this page has picked up, lately? So, one must conclude that people like this recent content, ie the jabs. Huh . . . maybe people aren't as crazy as I thought, then. You think? Don't worry; maybe I'd eventually stop thinking of things to make you feel bad? I kind of doubt it. I probably don't hate you as much as it may seem, lately. Maybe "hate" isn't the word? Maybe it's "love?" Are you sure what it is, Liebchen?

The above blog entry was made on September 2, 2008.

Alright. I have to say at least one thing to make you feel bad. Uh . . . do you think people will still buy your music, and attend your tours, if you keep sounding lousy? They're just blindly loyal to you, no matter how bad your sound gets? I guess one negative comment will suffice for now. It's 4:40am, and I haven't gotten any shuteye yet.

The above blog entry was made on September 1, 2008.

Ok, what jewel of torment do I have for you today? I just read the section of The Satanic Rituals about "le messe noir," which in English means "the black mass." The black mass is said to be the invention of a lady of an earlier era, named "Lavoisin," which name in French literally means "the neighbor." Got neighbors? There's an interesting connection to my reading this section, to the McCain news. He just picked a lady named "Palin" to be his V. P. running mate. In the section I read about the black mass, the palen (notice the similarity of spelling) holds the mock eucharist, both of which set on top of the chalice, in a black mass. Another coincidence is that Palin is an NRA member. I've been helping the NRA with my messages to politicians. Still another coincidence is that the other day, someone said I turned pale, at the time I stroked my hair back with my right hand. Even the fact that I used my right hand, coincides with McCain being on the right, politically. All this pattern seems to suggest that I may have influenced the Palin choice too. Hurray for my political involvement. You believe in coincidences? I don't. Read today's Jen the Hen blog entry. It's about Leviathan, the sea monster demon of the West. There are some Vaughniston coincidences with that, believe it or not.

The above blog entry was made on August 30, 2008.

What have I got to say this time, to make you feel bad? Uh . . . I can't wait to dive into that book, Satanic Rituals.

Do you think Jen the Hen is really Jewish?

The above blog entry was made on August 28, 2008.

I know what you may be thinking; that I must have something else to say, to make you feel bad, Madonna. Well, let me think . . . uh . . . a while back, they mentioned on tv, about a supposed new law, which forbids pretending to be a hero. You think they'd bust you for pretending to be humanitarian, and thus a hero? It's obvious that you only put on a show of helping anyone, as a public relations ploy. You obviously don't truly care about ANYONE on earth, period, except for yourself.

The above blog entry was made on August 26, 2008.

I've been noticing how much news is being posted by your people, lately. You've been busy as a bee ("b" as in "bitch"). Feel bad yet? I'd better say something else, to make sure.

You should see the photo of Jen the Hen, I just put in today's blog entry, there. It shows her in an English maid outfit. Have you ever been shot in an outfit like that? If so, I'd like to see it.

Alright! It's a rush to post this, before the stroke of midnight. I have something else to say, to make you feel bad, Madonna. The My13LA 11:00pm news just read a 3rd email response from me, which was about you. This time, Rick Garcia read my reply on the air. Thanks, Rick. This time, their question of the night was: If I see another [store name here] I think I'll scream. Here's my reply, which was read on the air (on August 25, 2008):
If I see another Madonna tour announcement, I think I'll scream!

Steve
Feel bad, now? I sure hope so. That should do it.

The above blog entry was made on August 25, 2008.

You must read what I just wrote to a writer at The Register newpaper, here in the OC. It's in today's Jen the Hen blog entry, Madonna. I wish I could believe that you're a true supporter of freedom of nakedness in public and private, both, but I have my doubts about you. If you don't support such freedom, without limitations, then you're wrong, like so many other prudes, who are all violent political criminals. Such prudes have a tradition of staging things, to falsely support the idea that they're right, but they're not right. They're dead wrong.

The above blog entry was made on August 24, 2008.

Did you figure out what that odd-sounding part of the lyrics is, in Your Magic Motion, is? Does it sound like something recognizable to you? It goes "AT wide wide WA." Get it yet? Remember that cause, attributed to Charlie, which he called "ATWA?" Surely, you must recognize that acronym. It stands for "air, trees, water, animals." It's also the title of one of his albums, ATWA, in which it means "All the Way Alive." Do you feel bad yet, or do I have to say something else, now? Just in case . . . uh . . . let me think . . . um . . . Here's something. Why have you been a black militant, even though you're not black?

The above blog entry was made on August 21, 2008.

What do you think of this new music? Not bad, huh? I love it. Those are fairly recent. They were recorded in 2005. Well, it's time to fill my daily quota, of making you feel bad, Madonna. Charlie's sound is at least as good as ever, while your sound has gone down the tubes. He has more time on his hands than you. Busy people sound lousy? I want to mention that these songs were done the year after my 2004 trip to Death Valley. That's the time I parked next to the garden, and tried to get some sleep in my van, at the Amargosa Hotel, in Death Valley Junction. It was already the light of day, before I fell asleep. I must have gotten a good five minutes of shut-eye, during which time I dreamt something about association with the Charlie thing. That was the morning, in the early light of day, that I heard that loud squawking bird, which reminded me of personal annihilation doom. Here's the coincidence: One of these songs, Your Magic Motion, makes reference to a peacock (in a garden, no less) saying someone's dead. That's a symbolic match to that squawking bird, at the garden, in Death Valley Junction, that morning, as if Charlie was aware of my experience, and made the song match. A little later, that same morning, I talked to the guy from England, who had spent the night in a room there. He told me a scorpion bit him in the foot. Scorpio is Charlie's sign, and he's into making scorpion art, maybe to honor himself and his birth sign. I told you about this, before. I told the desk lady about the scorpion bite, but she told me they don't have scorpions in the place. She said she'd look into the matter. I'd be interested to hear a recording of their conversation, which I missed.

The above blog entry was made on August 20, 2008.

Guess where I posted both of those songs of Charlie's, which I just remastered? I bet you can easily guess. A clue is that they're not at this website, at this time. At this very moment, I'm wondering if I'm going to remaster a third one of his songs, tonight, before going to bed.

As a follow-up to something I said here recently, the Church of Satan claims ownership of the copyrights to both of those Anton LaVey books, I was talking about. They assert that they'd take someone to court, if he were to post complete versions of either of those books online. Can you guess what I know that devil dancer from?

It's 6:34am, as I write this, and I haven't gotten any sleep yet. I'm not even feeling tired. I guess it's the excitement, at my latest song remastering, which I just completed "tonight." It's daylight out, at this moment. I just did Your Magic Motion, which was recorded by Charlie. It sounds like his typical stuff, until near the end, where it gets really phenomenal-sounding. You can't miss this one. It sounds like it's begging to be done on the piano or keyboard, which I'm thinking of adding to it. I think I'll put these three latest works into a new playlist, for background music, here. It's about time I finally retired that roaring 20's stuff.

The above blog entry was made on August 19, 2008.

Even though it's 4:44am, I've got to say something to make you feel bad, before going to bed. I'll just have to tell you about the latest song of Charlie's, I just remastered. It's called Angels Fear to Tread. It sounds great. I'm thinking of reproportioning the volume levels more, so I can make it louder. You know what's wrong with his album, One Mind? It's got mostly talking in it. I'm not knocking Charlie's talking recordings, but I think people buy his albums mostly for the music. I'm not sure they'd buy the stuff so much, if it had only his talking in it. So, maybe he can't separate the two, if he wants people to listen to his talks. You think?

Are you enjoying the devil animation I posted, yesterday? I like it very much.

The above blog entry was made on August 18, 2008.

The first thing I have to say, to make you feel bad, is it's not your birthday anymore. Maybe the next thing would make you feel bad too, but I doubt it. I just remastered another one of Charlie's music tracks. This time I did I Can See You, off his One Mind CD. I didn't appreciate it the first time I listened to it, but this time I really got into it. It's phenomenally artistic. I love it. As usual, I put it into stereo, added some effects, did some EQ, and reproportioned some of the volume levels. All that tends to add up to a better overall sound, if done well. My only disappointment with that track is that it's only one minute and twenty seconds. It deserves to be three times that long.

Well, Madonna, to help get you in the spirit (however impossible) for your slated eternal stay in Hell, here's one of Hell's dancers. He's the real thing; magical and supernatural. I'd say "enjoy," but that'd hardly fit your circumstance. Kerberos around the corner? You never know? I didn't put him on the right, because the alignment of devils is more to the left.

The above blog entry was made on August 17, 2008.

Happy birthday, Madonna. I don't think I'd kill you, if I ever descend your London chimney, for a visit. I always feel sorry for you, somehow. We both doubled in aged, since the release of your first album. It was released the day before my 25th birthday.

They just broke the story on tv today, of Donald Trump buying Ed McMahon's mansion, to lease it back to him, so he wouldn't have to leave. Lucky him. It'd be a disgrace, to be kicked out of your own mansion. How many, in his Beverly Hills area, have experienced that? I don't hear of it. His place is right next to Britney Spears' mansion.

I was just appreciating the Stones old song, Wild Horses, which is playing in a Sharon Tate page someplace. That was one of their better ones. It sounds eerily like it could match her story, in various ways.

Don't you think your brother's recent book looks better with some color in the cover graphics? How do you like the way I just added some to it, in this redone photo? Some say black-and-white photography has its own special artistic qualities, but I've always preferred color photography, myself. I did black-and-white photography in a high school class, in the 1970's. I've still got that old folder, which is stuffed with those prints. I've been thinking of scanning them, so I can post them to a page devoted to them. What do you think? You want to see them?

The above blog entry was made on August 16, 2008.

I sit here, trying to think of something to say, to make you feel bad. I just had an idea. Some time ago, the History Channel ran a story about the London fog, of long ago. They said it was killing people. It contained the smoke of coal-burning industry. They said that was deadly. I believe they cleaned up that problem years ago, but there's a new development. There's talk now of developing "clean" coal, to help relieve the current energy problem. You think they're trying to bring back the London fog, hoping it'll reach you at your London home? Maybe they're on my side? Maybe just a symbolic allusion to the idea? It's a thought. Maybe you ought to wear a scarf over your face as you sleep, to protect you from the London fog?

The above blog entry was made on August 15, 2008.

Maybe now I can think of something to make you feel bad, in today's entry. Uh . . . speaking of Satanism, Aleister Crowley was something like Britain's version of LaVey, but I think he had a more sinister reputation. Maybe one can conclude that British Satanists are more evil than American ones? I'm not claiming they are. It's just a thought. Britain is now your neck of the woods, Madonna. Kind of gives you something to think about, Huh? If you're trembling now, I've accomplished my task in this talk. So far, am I any good at making you feel bad?

There's another thing I could say today, that might make you feel bad, Madonna. Today is the 13th of the month. The number, 13, may be reputed to be unlucky according to some, but others say it's a Satanic number. Enjoy today, Madonna?

I've been having Satanic experiences, lately. Like just now, I visited my own adult page here, and the counter, at the bottom of the page, hit double thirteens; thirteen is a Satanic number. What's more, it is the 13th of August, which makes this a triple 13 event. This is to verify that I'm Satan? Here's a screen capture I did of the event:

What makes this even more of a symbolic or uncanny event, is that that counter has been counting since the 6th anniversary of the 9/11 events. Furthermore, the number "6" figures in Satanic numerology, and is also the sole repeated digit in "666." Ah, it's not nice to cheat Satan, Madonna. It's Hell, to not have much more traffic to my adult page, though.

The above blog entry was made on August 13, 2008.

Your having a tattoo of one of the names of God, in Hebrew, on your upper right arm, is an interesting coincidence, considering something I read in the Satanic Bible. Like I said, the Satanic Bible is also kabbalistic, and describes something about what is tattooed on your arm. Anton LaVey described something about the esoteric interpretations of the kabbalist Jews, and the 72 names of God thing. You'll have to read the Satanic Bible, for the rest of what LaVey said about that.

I like this top. It's the next best thing to topless. Maybe I can omit the daily making-you-feel-bad talk, in this blog entry, for today. I enjoyed seeing you on tv earlier, saying you like people to enjoy everything you do.

I have another book by Anton LaVey, called Satanic Rituals. It mentions cabbalistic teachings, or pseudo-cabbalistic teachings. You should read it, too, Madonna.

The above blog entry was made on August 12, 2008.

Um, what do I have to say, to make you feel bad today, Madonna? Well, here's something, a suggestion. Why don't you pick up on the fad, by acquiring a place in the Los Feliz district of Los Angeles, and live there, at least part-time. That's what some people do, to get on the waiting list, to come back as Leno or Rosemary LaBianca, in a subsequent version of earth, to get it out of the way. You don't want to wait until the eleventh hour? I'm not the only one, who knows about the version-of-earth reruns. Do you think everyone is destined to be every one of those skelter victims, at least one time each? I already have been every one of them, at least one time each. I've also been . . . well . . . uh . . . you, oh heinous one. That's more of a disgrace than being Manson, really.

So, the naughty bitch has a university named after her, now? It's called Madonna University. Click here, to visit their home page. Do you think you'd enroll there, if you wanted to land a degree in something?

I just saw a mention of your brother's book about you. They said it's only pulled in $35k so far. You don't think it's fan loyalty, do you? Maybe they thought is was a lame attempt, with no real substance or content. They said he partnered with an experienced gossip writer for the project. Well, even if it's low quality, I still want a copy of it.

The above blog entry was made on August 10, 2008.

I couldn't go to bed tonight, without first writing some unpleasantness here to you, Madonna. It's the 39th anniversary of that very wee-hours time, when Sharon Tate died in Bel Air. The ghost theme, the last time I visited recently, was about spiders. If you stand long enough under the tree, that's just inside of the front gate, you may be visited by a spider from above. There were several spider webs up there, and one of the spiders looked like it descended on its thread, for the occasion. I'm glad it didn't land on me.

How's biz? Worn out, and feelin' like retiring, yet?

The above blog entry was made on August 9, 2008.

Another night, another blog entry to write here. What now? Uh . . . have you been moping around all day, after reading yesterday's blog entry here? Maybe you should try to look happy and content, for the sake of your children. What would they think if you looked sad all the time?

I'm not sure I want to say this, or admit this to you, but since I'm being straight with you, I will. Yesterday, or the day before, I had that feeling hit me again, that I really, sincerely care about you. It was as if I can't get around feeling that way for you, like your well-being really matters to me, personally. If I were to deny, at this moment, that I believe that feeling, I'd be lying. I again, genuinely believe I care about you, for no logically justifiable reason maybe, but truly. Remember, over the past few years, my feelings for you would rebound, each time after writing you off. It's a reflex I can't escape. It happens every time. So maybe your thinking now, "what am I suposed to do now, clap my hands and jump through the ceiling in delight?" Well, I don't think you'd react that way. I only said it because it's true, and I've REALLY been telling it to you straight, all along, even if you don't want to accept that as the truth. You want to keep believing, or saying, that I'm the bad guy, and that I'll never change. You want to keep purporting that "I wronged you," which of course if false.

I've been having some suspicions about your brother's new book about you. I won't comment on that at this time. I hope I can pick up a copy of it soon, at my kind of bargain basement price. I'll be dying of curiosity, until I've read it. I have a hunch or two already, though.

It's the midpoint of Summer, now. Does that remind you of the idea of being in the middle of Hell? Is that where you're at now, Madonna? I don't even have a trident. What self-respecting devil has no trident?

The above blog entry was made on August 6, 2008.

So, what have I got to say, to make you feel bad, now? Uh . . . let me think a moment . . . um . . . I guess the recent negative publicity about you, the veiny hands and triagular-and-puffy-looking face and so on, was to pay you back for being awful to me. Don't you think? I bet that idea would make you feel bad. Wouldn't it? Is that enough of a jab at you for this entry, or should I say something else? I've got another idea, but I'll save it for a later moment. That way you'll be in suspense, wondering what it is. Even when you do read it here, you won't even like it, and it'll make you feel bad. Like I said before, I don't seem to ever run out of things to say. You're in luck, then?

The above blog entry was made on August 4, 2008.

You know, I don't really need to say anything so novel or entertaining or inventive or informative, here. You don't deserve the benefit of an education from me. Suffice it to say that Hell fire burns so very bright, to your detriment, through your future, evil one, Madonna. You're the most disgusting, dishonest, vile, pirate swine to ever stink the earth with its lies, propaganda and evil deed money. Your cohorts, or prior cohorts, don't all pay fealty to you, you peer of the damned. That play, I saw recently, is another skeleton in your closet, in a way. I was contacted back around 1980, in Los Angeles, by someone connected with that play. She, like you, has not been of mortal condition. She looks about the same, now, after those intervening 28 years. She pointed out, to me, something she was aware of. Can you guess what is was? It had to do with you. Talking to her was a business trip for me, back then. She met me in an upper office, of a business building. She sat behind her desk, and I in front of it. Don't you know that there have been many, amongst the spiritual crowd, who are on to your deceptions about me? She's another case in point. If you can picture an other-worldly image-reckoning looking glass, of sorts, for peering at the character and deeds, or misdeeds of anyone, what do you think those adept ones would see in your personal history, especially towards me? It's not a pretty picture, as you well know, you scum of the Hollywood crowd. I feel honored that she contacted me, and I feel honored that others have contacted me, in their own ways. So, how many do you currently have on your payroll, whose work you've made it to be the propaganda attacks against me?

The above blog entry was made on August 3, 2008.

As I've announced elsewhere, the whole world can access all the official Madonna news, by visiting this blog. You must have noticed it, in the text box, at the start of this blog. What do you think? By the way, there was a coding error in the snippet of code your people provided, which I've fixed.

The tv news has really been laying into you, over that out-of-it-looking photo of you, which some have chaulked up to your needing the attention of a 90210 doctor, to fix your flaws. Your hands have been shown to be extremely veiny, and your face looked like you just regained consciousness, after being knocked out in the first round of a boxing match. Who were you fighting? Tyson? Your makeup people must have done a supreme job of hiding the bruises on your face.

The above blog entry was made on July 31, 2008.

Even though the My13LA tv news didn't read my reply on the air this time, I want to include it here, since it's so special. This time, on July 29, 2008, their question of the night was: What were you doing, when the quake hit, and how did you react? Here's my reply, which didn't air this time:
I was in bed, thinking about getting up. The jolt felt so sharp, I thought I needed to get out of bed, so I did. Then, all of a sudden, as I was standing, I felt a REALLY sharp jolt, which immediately made me feel panicked. I went to the bookshelf, to make sure it didn't tip. Then I heard my metal sculpture clock fall down, along with my college graduation photo. One of my three statuette angels, the one closest to the fallen clock, which is the one holding a large heart against her bust with both hands, rotated 45 degrees, ending up facing in the direction of the fallen clock, as if a sign from above. That clock's battery had flown out of the clock, and ended up nestled in the crook formed between my computer scanner and its cover. My Yamaha piano keyboard had tipped against my bed. In hindsight, this looks like a supernatural message about me.

Steve
ps: Madonna, this was a supernatural message about you and I.
This is a true story. What do you think, Madonna?

The above blog entry was made on July 30, 2008.

Oh my god. You've got to read today's Jen the Hen blog entry. It's mind-blowing. Also, you might be interested in some more of my childhood history. I came across a blog, in which are some reminiscences of Fullerton, of many years ago. It seems strange to read about this stuff, which I have in common with these bloggers. I remember some of the stuff they wrote about here. Of particular interest, to me personally, is the story about the superball explosion, in Fullerton. I have personal history in that. I wrote two of those more-recent entries. I had to write a second entry, to explain the first one I wrote. That superball business had long-term problems, apparently. Either that, or they caused the balls to go all over the place, more than once, to give Fullerton boys an occasional thrill.

The above blog entry was made on July 28, 2008.

I just helped you to wish me a happy birthday. I put a happy-birthday wish "from you," on one of your publicity pages (you can probably guess which one). Here it is:
Madonna,
This is your chance to wish me a happy birthday, finally. My birthday is Monday, the 28th. Remember? This is so easy. Allow this message to post, and VOILA! You've done it. Here's the message:
HAPPY 50th BIRTHDAY TO YOU, MY DEAR STEVE. I'm sorry it took so long to wish you a happy birthday. I hope all your birthdays were happy.
With truest love,
Madonna
What do you think? Did you do an ok job writing it? You'd better tell them to let it post. This could be history in the making.

Thanks, Madonna. That's the nicest happy birthday message you ever gave me.

The above blog entry was made on July 26, 2008.

Do you keep up-to-date on important political causes like I do, Madonna? I'm continually reading newsletters from various organizations like the NRA, for example. Your problem is that you swallow bull, hook line and sinker, from political frauds like Al Gore. I just thought of an interesting coincidence. The Muslims have "Al" as part of many of their names, and I believe that is the Arabic equivalent of the Irish "O" and the German "Von," referring to derivation from an ancester. It's amusing, likening the name "Al Gore" to a Muslim name. That idea goes well with the cartoon depicting Obama as a Muslim. The Democrats are definitely committing treason, betraying Americans, by throwing away our freedoms, lock stock and barrel. That's a justification for mass genocide against the liberals. They are trying to overthrow the U. S. by their dirty politics. They have been all too effective towards that end. Genocide against them is the only way to effectively destroy the threat they pose to freedom in the U. S., and freedom in the world generally. The Democrats are violent, lying, terrorist threats to freedom. If you were interested in defending freedom, you wouldn't be supporting international criminals like Al Gore and his cohorts. It's not all the same. It's very critical. You can't just take blind pot shots, and expect to hit all, and only, the right targets. Get with it, Madonna. You and your politics are screwing things up, not improving the political climate. You don't care. You're a selfish rich bitch. You feel immune to the consequences of your actions, in the rich bitch tradition.

The above blog entry was made on July 24, 2008.

I just opened the editor, to add a blog entry here, even without knowing, in advance, what I'm about to say. Well . . . uh . . . let me think . . . there's always something to say. You ought to read yesterday's Jen the Hen blog entry. I put a really hot item there. Those politicians have been up to no good, oppressing the public. I just heard on tv, that Georgia disallows sex toys. That's heinous. Christianity is obviously oppression. Jesus knew that. Why are people embracing that crap. The prudes are cutting the throats of the public, by forcing church-state laws on people. All prudes must be eliminated. To illustrate my point, I refer you to click the following link, and click and read item number five, in the list. It seems that it wasn't Ms. Susan's intention to portray it that way, but that fifth bible study lesson clearly shows Christianity to be senseless oppression, by denying satisfaction in life. Jesus didn't have good motives. He, basically, was a jerk. I KNOW that.

The above blog entry was made on July 22, 2008.

What does your Hard Candy album have to do with The Naked News? Answer: The name, "Sinclair" or "Sinclar," whatever the spelling. One of the hottest news anchors on The Naked News is Victoria Sinclair. Now you know. Maybe you chose Bob Sinclar because of that name coincidence?

The above blog entry was made on July 21, 2008.

Maybe I shouldn't tell you to read today's Jen the Hen blog entry. It has information about the danger hackers pose to those using the internet. What do I care if a hacker trashes you computers, and threatens the security of the information on your machines, or all round trashes your life, through cyber mischief? Why should I possibly care one iota, Madonna? Have you ever shown me any better consideration than the most outrageous hackers have shown their victims?

The above blog entry was made on July 19, 2008.

I just realized that I've been so busy, I've skipped several days of entries into this blog. The internet is a dishonest place. It's kept me busy fixing things.

What I have to say today is that I want you to give me a personally signed copy of your brother's new book, about you. Of course I expect to not pay for it. You owe me this favor, too.

If you were really any good at real estate business, you'd already have made more money buying and selling houses, in the depressed U. S. RE market, than you've ever made making music. That's what the Governator did. He made his money in real estate. Meet with me, and I'll fill you in on how to grow your real estate income, making you even richer than Arnold. He's got about a couple hundred million dollars more than you. I just received an announcement from Donald Trump, about how to buy real estate foreclosures at 20%, 30%, 40% or even 50% off. I suspect a trick there. I think I can get them at much more that 50% off. Of course, I'd charge you dearly for my advice.

The above blog entry was made on July 17, 2008.

I'd bet you weren't in either Denver or Santa Monica, for the World Naked Bike Ride. You did do a good job at the publicized nude photo shoot, didn't you, Madonna? I hope so.

You know what tv news story, about you, has really intrigued me recently? The one about you and the retired baseball player, José Canseco. It was said that you asked him to marry you, right after you divorced Sean Penn. They even said you offered to support him, if he'd dump his wife, of then, for you. They said you had a months-long affaire with him, but you two were never intimate.

The above blog entry was made on July 13, 2008.

I recently saw Obama say something on tv that convinces me, the rest of the way, that he's a heartless criminal. He said he supports the death penalty for so-called sex offenders. What that attitude reflects is a wonton disrespect for the fact that so-called sex offenses are mostly mythological ideas that oppression criminals made up to harass and oppress people. Politicians are far more guilty of sex offenses than anyone else. They are the force which is driving all the trouble that exists. The so-called "sex-offenses" issue is mostly a silver-bullets approach to dirty politics, that pulls out all the stops for their juggernaut of national and world oppression. It's the most obnoxious utter bullshit ever invented, to oppress the masses of the world. With all of that, they are insinuating that their own character is superior to that of everyone else, and that they, themselves, are not criminals, which is absolute balony. U. S. politicians neither impress nor fool me, at all. They should have their final day, with their necks stuck in the guillotine. The streets should stink with their rotting blood, at the places where the guillotine did its glorious job, in restoring respect for human dignity. American politicians are the most disrespectful dishonest swine that ever lived.

The above blog entry was made on July 12, 2008.

By the way, in yesterday's Jen the Hen blog entry, I posted the nude photo of you with a bicycle. Unfortunately, I felt compelled to censor it in three small spots. If we're able to eliminate prudism in government, I could post nudes of you without censorship, in general public areas. That'd be nice.

The above blog entry was made on July 10, 2008.

The A-Rod story is still hot news. How long do you think that'll go on? Aren't you ever going to admit to anything? People want a full signed confession, on camera, Madonna.

I just mentioned the annual World Naked Bike Ride, in Denver Colorado, on Saturday, July 12th, in today's Jen the Hen blog entry. Read it, Madonna. Your fans demand that you support that cause and that event. Don't let them down.

Here's today's Madonna photo treat, on the left.

The above blog entry was made on July 9, 2008.

So, how am I going to fulfill today's quota, in this entry, of one message to you here per day? Well, I can tell you that I just figured out how to activate the front window washer of my car. I thought it wasn't working, so I couldn't use it during all of those four years I've had that car. I discovered, by experiment, that the fin, on top of the left lever, which sticks out of the steering column, is the switch for the front washer. All I have to do is rotate it forward, and it activates the wipers and the washer. I wish I had figured that out four years ago. I just bought replacements from a wrecking yard, and I can't return them. I'm stuck with the stuff. Maybe I can sell it on eBay.

Are you getting ready to admit your marriage breakup yet?

It's not even the 8th yet, and I have something else to tell you. I just posted another photo of you, a recent one, on my special page. It features you topless, presumably in Africa, with your adopted son, David, on your back. That's the spirit, Madonna. Here's a link to that page. Don't worry too much about the legal notice page. I put that there to protect me and my interests. It won't bite. My special page.

Madonna, if you really care about the environment and fairness, you've got to help me set people straight. The tv is daily giving the public heinous misinformation about just about everything under the sun, and beyond. It's got to stop. I did my math and science homework in college, while I was majoring in engineering. I KNOW misinformation has been rampant on tv and on the internet. Trust me, we've got a huge job to do, to debunk all the lies being spewed by people, like Al Gore, who are making millions of dollars defrauding people, by blaming the wrong things and doing the wrong things. This time, I just found the same misinformation on tv, about the pseudo-science idea that inflating car tires with pure nitrogen might leak out slower that plain air. I want to tell you, and assure you, and make sure that you understand that the air is 80% nitrogen, naturally. Using pure nitrogen in a tire can't possibly make a discernable nor significant difference in the rate of leakage from a tire. People are going hog wild fabricating outrageous lies about so-called science. IT'S GOT TO STOP STOP STOP, NOW NOW NOW !!! Can you fathom how much damage such people are doing in the name of science? They aren't scientists; they're bunko criminals, and they've got to be stopped, immediately! Lies about science are EXTREMELY counterproductive to the interests of people and the environment, both. Madonna, hurry, and meet with me, so I can discuss this social dilemma with you in person. We MUST act, now.

I want to tell you that for months you've been driving me wild with desire, Madonna. Did you ever suspect I was that way with you? I am. I wouldn't mind talking to you about that, too.

The above blog entry was made on July 7, 2008.

I just said, in the Jen the Hen blog, that I had an idea for a specialy of comedy writing, for shows like Saturday Night Live. I'm afraid that kind of show has fallen in popularity. I should have taken the idea more seriously, earlier on. I can turn serious stories into amusing, even funny, skits. Maybe I should ask Joan Rivers, for her to help situate me in the business, like I did in a prior you-know-what. I think she'd rather delight in my ruination. She's a typical broad, in that way.

The above blog entry was made on July 6, 2008.

I'm again thinking that maybe I should put new entries on this page every day. The latest gossip, about you dumping Guy, has really peaked my interest in you again. We'll aways be a unit, one way or another. We both know that. As our own kind of unit, we are inseparable. That's just the way it is for some people. That's the way it is for us.

Your new look for Hard Candy makes you look more matronly, like you're accepting the idea of looking your age. To tell you the truth, I'd prefer you to favor a youthful appearance. You don't really need, or want, to look completely your age. Old age takes its toll all too quickly, without helping it do its dirty work. In particular, I cite your shorter hairstyle. Besides being an older woman look, it also reminds me of the lesbian look. Why do so many lesbians favor short hair? Do you know? I haven't paid a lot of attention to them, but it's an impression I've got of the lesbian look. Maybe they think it's a turn-off for men, which could make them a less tempting target for come-ons, from men. That's plausible.

The above blog entry was made on July 5, 2008.

Did you see the scrolling message for today? Happy 4th of July, even to you, Madonna. I'm being nice to you again, in case you hadn't noticed.

The above blog entry was made on July 4, 2008.

I just heard a mention on tv earlier, about A-Rod, who's been with you lately. They said that not only is he broken up from his wife, his wife was just seen with Lenny Kravitz, whom they described as one of your ex's. That reminds me. You never met with me, so that I could tell you why I'm glad I'm not Lenny Kravitz. What's taking you so long? It's reported that A-Rod has repeatedly visited you, at your Manhattan apartment, sometimes after midnight. If true, one can't help but speculate that something's going on between you two. Personally, I hope you're not having an affair with him, since I'm still hoping for you to return to me.

I've read that your long-time publicist is Liz Rosenberg. She reportedly said that you weren't adopting the Malawi boy, so can anyone believe her, that you're not planning to divorce Guy? That's another aspect of this latest scandal of yours. I'm telling you? You'd know about this talk before me? Well, I'm mentioning it anyway. That way you know what I'm thinking about it.

The above blog entry was made on July 3, 2008.

This website is now hosted in the U. S., for the first time, in Houston, Texas. What do you think? I described the hosting history of this site in today's Jen the Hen blog entry. This site was originally in the UK. Now that you're there, coincidenally, this site is not. I suspect Madonna Dot Com to be hosted in the U. S. Is it?

How's your new tour? Don't you ever get tired of touring? I know; you have to tour, but you like the money. Now, I've heard tell that you've got 600 million dollars. Either you just gained well over 200 million dollars, or the last figure I heard, a while back, was wrong. So, you're even richer than I had heard. Richer, but less "Ritchie?" That's the pun of the day. Remember it. It's a good one. You ought to buy yourself an un-cola to drink, to celebrate being an un-Ritchie. Remember the un-cola commercial? Maybe you'll wait till you're really divorced? You are divorcing him, aren't you? If you don't, I'm going to say, "guy, that's not fair." Everything forms a pun.

The above blog entry was made on June 30, 2008.

The My13LA news team is improving all the time. They just read my second email response, in which I mentioned you. You can read what I said in today's Jen the Hen blog entry.

Now, you must promise me that you won't go looking for another guy, that you're finally going to be mine. I can't take "no" for an answer.

The above blog entry was made on June 28, 2008.

I just heard the news I've been waiting for, for so long. On the My13LA 11:00pm news (on June 24, 2008), they just ran a very brief report that you and Guy are possibly divorcing. That brings me to that same old thing again, the you-and-I thing. So, now I have the opportunity to turn up the flattery or charm or whatever it takes to try to win you back. Is it possible? Maybe I need to throw myself at your feet in adoration and loyalty. I believe the report. As soon as they announced the idea on tv, I looked for verification, and found a couple of sources. One of them was especially convincing. It cited a number of sources and scenarios, which all painted the same basic picture of your relationship with Guy being terminally on the rocks. As you know, I have my own perspective on you. You've always needed me, but didn't want to believe it, let alone have anyone else believe it.

Don't take the thing about the year of the pig and the year of the rat too seriously. Without a little poking fun at you, this website could be a lot more boring. I far prefer you to a pig or a rat, really. I just remembered, that one of those articles said you're going to be living with your kids in New York, apart from Guy, for months. They said that one of your arguments with Guy was about the kids schooling being affected by your tours. They gave some interesting examples to support the idea that your relationship is in deep trouble. One of the ideas is that you two are trying to make a show of being on good terms for the sake of your careers. They also said that you've been deliberately eclipsing Guy's career, to hog the spotlight for your own career, like at the Cannes Film Festival. They also said that you two didn't go to a party, which Sean Penn was to attend, with the idea that Guy wouldn't be able to handle meeting him (Sean's your ex). Well, should I finally provide the link to the article, so you can read it yourself? Here:
Article on the possibility of divorce.
I hope the article is true, for selfish reasons. I've been hoping for you to divorce for at least several years. I sincerely want you to give me another chance.

The above blog entry was made on June 25, 2008.

I almost hate to say it, but maybe I should. You should know. I hate Four Minutes. There. I said it, finally.

The above blog entry was made on June 22, 2008.

Last night, I put some comments into a blog, at perezhilton.com. The blog's about you, Madonna.

The above blog entry was made on May 31, 2008.

Observe my latest artistic creation, beneath the banner at the top of this page. I've long wanted to make my own custom animations, and now I am. What do you think? Now, maybe I'll have graphics here that even you'd envy, Madonna.

By the way, there are still at least two errors in the setup of your favicon, at Madonna Dot Com. They're ssooo easy to fix. What are you waiting for? Time is money, as the old saying goes. I know you can't have become disinterested in money. Money was always near the top of your list of priorities. You can't have changed your leopard spots that completely (Or is that "leotard" spots, in your case?).

The above blog entry was made on May 28, 2008.

I just did an overhaul of the embedded music setups at this website. I made major improvements, but I had to choose between optimizing for Internet Explorer or optimizing for the Quicktime plugin. I chose to optimize for use with Internet Explorer. That's because I wanted to make the ebedded music play the best with the software most people are using.

The above blog entry was made on May 27, 2008.

Well, Madonna, I just emailed you a second time, about your favicon not working, under Internet Explorer, at Madonna Dot Com. I just counted four critical errors, any one of which, in and of itself, would cause your favicon to not display in Internet Explorer. But FOUR ERRORS ?!!! Whew! Your favicon isn't working BIG TIME, Madonna. You'd better talk to me pronto, about it. Don't you want people's bookmarks of your website to stand out, by having that favicon displaying in their favorites menus, in their copies of Internet Explorer? This one detail could conceivably make a measurable difference in traffic, and hence business AND MONEY, at your website. Maybe I shouldn't explain your errors to you. Why should I care if your traffic and income aren't as high as they could be? I'll tell you this: Internet Explorer is very picky about the setup of favicons. You'll have to pay me, to receive my explanation of how to set up your favicon, Madonna. Hurry.

The above blog entry was made on May 20, 2008.

Maybe you don't get as many Sharon Tate documentaries in the London area as we do in the states. In any case, I've set up a full-length video in today's Jennifer blog entry, which I believe had aired on tv in the past. I can tell where the commercial breaks went, because that's where they put a smoking gun caption of the documentary's name on the screen, in many spots throughout, corresponding to the number of such station breaks. The name of the show is Last Days of an Icon. Ah!!! . . . "Icon!!!" Watch it, Madge.

The above blog entry was made on May 12, 2008.

Today is Friday, so that means it should be payday for me, too. Where's my check, Madonna?

The above blog entry was made on April 25, 2008.

If you don't know how to find your own video at perezhilton.com, read today's entry in my Jennifer blog for directions. Yes, I watched it. I'm not sure Perez would like that message to him, in that video. It reminds me of the idea of an unpleasant trade-off.

The above blog entry was made on April 20, 2008.

Last night on tv, I heard them mention a new Madonna video that they said is featured on perezhilton.com. I still haven't seen it, but I plan to, if it's still there. I saw you say, comparing yourself to a dog, that you "chase balls and like a good biscuit." I can vouch for the fact that you haven't been unleashed in my neighborhood to do that.

The above blog entry was made on April 17, 2008.

The U. S. Second Amendment is part of the Bill of Rights, and is important, like other civil rights. Read my latest fax to many California politicians. It's the latest entry in my Politics blog.

The above blog entry was made on April 10, 2008.

My Jennifer blog is so interesting, lately. Don't miss it.

The above blog entry was made on April 8, 2008.

For your information, I've just added a new entry in my global warming blog. Be sure to read it. You can learn something from it.

The above blog entry was made on April 7, 2008.

I just saw a Sunsilk commercial, with your new song, 4 Minutes.

The above blog entry was made on April 5, 2008.

Madonna, if you don't contribute through my donation button, it'll seem like you're as evil and shadowy as you really are.

I heard on tv, recently, that you want to shoot a new version of the film Casablanca, but that you want it to be shot in Iraq, rather than Morocco. That doesn't make sense, because Casablanca is not in Iraq, it's in Morocco. If you want to shoot a film in Iraq, it would be better to do it about the genocide of the Curds, or the U. S. invasion of Iraq, or the building of the ziggurats, or something that has something historical to do with Iraq. You could do a docudrama about the contention between Iraq and Kuwait. However, I'd feel that you were ripping me off, if you were to use one of my suggestions, without paying me. So, you ought to use one of my suggestions, AND pay me for it.

I just noticed that your bejeweled brass knuckles say "M-dolla." I hope that means you're giving me a million dollars. I could really use it. Maybe it means that you're no penny-ante gangster, and you have a million dollar minimum, when you rob someone. That sounds more like you, in my experience. I know you got a lot more than a million dollars out of me.

The above blog entry was made on April 4, 2008.

Read what I have to say about the soon-to-be-released film, Leatherheads, in my Jennifer blog.

The above blog entry was made on April 2, 2008.

I recently saw a show about Things That Aren't Here Anymore. One of the places they covered was a pharmacy called Swabs. They had a counter that people sat at, like that of a diner. People were said to go there, to be discovered for show business. Remember that place? I do. It must have been early 1974 that I drove there, and went inside. I was impressed at how earlier-era the place looked. I met a young lady there, who was looking for a start in show business. Remember her? She asked me if I hung out on a street in Hollywood. I'm trying to remember which street she said, but I think it was Sunset that she mentioned. I told her I could and would try walking around over there. The idea was that I could find her there. Does that remind you of our meeting on Sunset? Got any idea who she was? No second guess. I can't remember her face from swabs, so far. That fact reminds me of the Doors song, I Can't See Your Face in My Mind.

The above blog entry was made on April 1, 2008.

You've been dropping hints about me on tv lately, Madonna. It makes me wonder what you've got planned. You can admit that your giving JT a shot in the butt was an allusion to me, if it was. I'm in suspense. What's next?

The above blog entry was made on March 30, 2008.

You can read about my hacker ordeal today. I wrote about it in today's Jennifer blog entry.

I saw the tv report about you on Friday. You said you didn't give JT that shot to look at it. You said you've seen plenty of butts already. That reminds me of something.

The above blog entry was made on March 29, 2008.

Sunday is one of my favorite George Olsen recordings. I noticed you're making your new songs available through Vodaphone. That name reminds me of Vitaphone and Vitagraph. Vitagraph made silent films, and the name changed to Vita