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It was a mere coincidence that I started this page on Armistice Day, of 2006.

I'm in the background.

I've got a couple of exceptional nudes of Madonna here now, so scroll down to see them, and read the text, too. Jen the Hen finally arrived here, too.

Did you ever think you'd see Lauren Sanchez, of the My13LA 11:00pm news, on this page? Well, here she is, on the right. Contain yourself. I know this is exciting. It looks to me that this shot was taken after having a baby, and before her boob job. This is not a put-down, but she looks a little stretched along her flank. Now you know. Her secrets have been revealed here. If you really feel thankful for this information, you can send me some remuneration, if you don't mind. Why am I the only person in California who's not making a living?

Whew! Guess who this is. This is Sharon Tay, completely nude, at the beach. Thanks, Sharon. I've always been intrigued by how similar her name is, to that of the late Sharon Tate. This is the first nude I've ever seen of her. I wonder if more are on the way. I sure hope so. Those, I'd like to see. I'm sure there are a lot of other guys, who'd like to see them, too. It's a shame this shot is not at a better angle, and higher in resolution. We're waiting, Ms. Sharon. You don't want to disappoint everyone, do you?

I've just taken the liberty of showing you bare bottom and spread wide, Jen. What do you think? This photo of Jennifer Aniston shows approximately what her bare bottom looked like to me, one of those nights I was with her, in early 2005. That's the same coiffure you sported down below then, Jen. That's the same general shape of your part down there, too. I can vouch for that. So, now the public can rest assured that they've seen you spread wide, right here. Good shot. I keep telling you I want to talk to you again. I know you like to tease me. I think you were hinting at that, that last time I was with you. I believe you were hinting at that in the bare bottom shot of you in Mexico, over the holidays, in 2006. What a temptress you are. Jen the Tease is trying to catch me in her diabolical spider web. I know. You're trying to shape your plans for me, with your every action and word, as hints to me. I think even that Jewish accent you used with me, when you said something to me, the last time I was with you in West Hollywood, was a hint at this same thing. You drive a hard bargain. I'm more tempted than ever to just drive over to your place. You'd never turn me away, would you, Jen the Hen? Don't worry. I won't bring any crowing roosters with me. They'd just make me jealous anyway. But that's just what you'd want, isn't it, Ms. Diablita (Deviltress)? I justified this photo to the right, as in "you're so upright, in the posture you cause below, by your great hotness.

Here's Chelsea Clinton like you've never seen her on television. What do you think of finding her mother, here? Possible? I suspect so. I have nothing against them showing themselves like this. I hope they're genuinely advocating nude rights. Why haven't I heard of that term, in the political vernacular? Well, keep checking back, and maybe eventually Hillary will have found a spot here, too.

Here you are again, Madonna, enjoying your not-so-faithful self, as we can clearly see. Mmmmm, as they say. You know how long it's been since we did that together? Too, too long ago, it was; about 35 years ago. Of course, we can do other things (as well). Hurry. We're not getting any younger. According to the AARP, we're senior citizens, now. Sex doesn't have to stop at 50, of course. What ever happened with that baby you told me I got you pregnant with, then? Of course you didn't have an abortion. You no doubt made it a "performer" in a magical vanishing act. You know what? This photo qualifies as "hard core," according to one definition, which describes it as "having sex" on camera, and not as mere nudity. So, you're a hard-core performer. Okay, let's see more, much more.

Here's Reese Witherspoon, finally.
I sure enjoyed that time together, in West Hollywood. Thanks, Reese. Don't hesitate to find me again.

Here's evidence of Britney Spears giving FedEx a job;
blowjob, that is.

Then she ended up in the nut house, twice.
There should be more to a marriage than bj's, then.
Here's a good look at Tila Tequila.

Where would you see this stuff without me?

It's hard to beat this one, of Angelina Jolie.

Keep up the good work, Angie.
Here's another Jen the Hen shot.

I liked your nose the way it was.
Madonna, with her son, David. Well, it happened again. I found a photo that just had to be here. This is another one of Madonna, as you can tell, by looking at her face (if you can bear to pry your eyes off of her tits). Good work, Madonna. Each time I find you in a photo, that shows tolerance, and even advocation, of public nudity, I feel like telling you I love you, and meaning it, too. I love you, and I mean it, Madonna. Can you believe it, yet? If you really favor the promotion of the right to unrestrained public nudity, get with me, so we can work on some projects to that end. I've been of that mind all along, really. You must have gotten that. There's a beach they've slated, in California, for lifting of such freedom, within months. We can't let them go through with that prudist assault against human rights. We've got to set them straight. There's another project I have in mind, too. It's this month.

Here's a message I sent to someone involved with the nude bike ride, coming up on July 12th, in Colorado:
Unfortunately, I doubt that I'd be able to participate in the July 12th nude bike ride. My heart is with it, though. That cause is truely worthwhile. I'm glad there's still people willing to defend real freedom, in the U. S. and elsewhere. I'd probably participate in all similar events, worldwide, if I could somehow make it happen.
Here's a comment I just made to one of your pages:
There's a nude bike ride in Colorado, on July 12, 2008. Let's do it together, Madonna. I know you want to. That's something we should have done years ago. It's never too late.
Here's another message I sent to you, through one of your web presences:
Dear Madonna,

Your old friend here, again, to tell you about the nude bike ride in Colorado, on July 12th, 2008. This is coming up very soon, so I hope you clear this comment for me, which I just attempted to post here. Come on, I know you want to support this. Keep in touch with me, Madonna.

Steve
Supporting this kind of thing is more important than many activities being called charities. Let's get to work, Madonna. You know you'd want to participate, yourself, so don't chicken out, like a Jen the Hen.

I hated to put anything before the exceptionally good Madonna nude, but I want you to see this topless video capture of Jennifer Aniston,
from The Breakup.
Jen said she doesn't care anymore what people think about her, so I may as well take advantage of that, by posting nudes of her, here.

This might be the ultimate Madonna photo:

You've rekindled my passion for you, dear.

Here's Jessica Alba, the way she was meant to be seen:

Here's Jean Martirez, of the early morning Fox news, in the Los Angeles area:

The next one is even better.
How's this for a look?

It'd be nice if she'd be this well exposed during her news show.

Here's Agent 99, from the Get Smart tv show, Miss Barbara Feldon:
I think this photo was taken when that tv show was still being produced, from 1965 to 1970. Notice her terrycloth bathrobe, to the right of her right knee. Thank you very very much, 99. I shall treasure that favor always. I'd still like to meet you sometime. Too bad the tv show wasn't more like this uncensored picture. I believe that camera also spied Maxwell Smart, Don Adams that is, in a similar state of undress. If I find one of those photos, I'll put it here also.

Remember the American Idol contestant, Antonella Barba? Here she is:

What a shame that all tv isn't uncensored like this.

One of the latest scandals involved this young lady, Vanessa Hudgens:

Disney, and the rest of the country, should embrace this everywhere, in everything, always. End censorship.

Here's that Avril Lavigne slideshow I told you about:

Here's a look at that Britney Spears upskirt moment:

Way to be, Britney.

Here's another view of Britney, in her shining moment:

Thanks, Britney.

It looks like someone captured a photo of Nicole Richie having a night out on the town.

One wonders where this scene went from there.
Here's what the Janet Jackson nipslip really looked like:

That looks like a nipple-piercing piece of jewelry.

Dolly Parton

Paris Hilton

I didn't want to leave Sandy and Squeaky out, so here they are.

Those were happier times for them.

I don't want to leave out Sadie, either.

This was in a play, by the late Anton LaVey, the founder of the Church of Satan. I just realized something. Have you ever heard of a lady named Susan Anton? Mention of her was kicking around on tv decades ago. What's interesting is that her name is like a combination of these two names, "Susan (Atkins) and Anton (LaVey). Intentional? You think? Poor Ms. Susan is now reported to be missing a leg, and dying of brain cancer (June of 2008).

These are the galleries. There may be different ones here, at different times.

Note: These slideshows aren't viewable unless JavaScript is enabled. This is yet another reason to enable JavaScript for your internet browser. There could be a wait for the pictures to download, before the slideshow starts. I've only used this with broadband service, so I haven't had much of a wait.

Madonna gallery

Madonna slideshow

Here's that Victoria Sinclair segment, in GIF animation form, from The Naked News. Enjoy, because I'm not sure how long this picture with be here. This is double speed. Click this image, to watch this animation.

YOURS, TRULY:

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